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Strive for a funny joke, with at least five people, each with a few words, and it's still funny. Is that okay? I’m in a hurry to use it! !

Niu said: So many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "Mom".

Squid said: Damn, even a belly full of ink turned into a thief!

The mouse said: How can you not grow old if you worry about food and drink all day long?

The fly said: The biggest difference between me and the bee is the taste.

Yu said: Even if you kill me, I won’t go to an Internet cafe!

The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, I died too early and it's a headache for you!