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I want to install the water heater I bought from Taobao and turn on the natural gas. But the door-to-door pipe installer said that I didn't have the gas appliance installation acceptance certificate!
I want to install the water heater I bought from Taobao and turn on the natural gas. But the door-to-door pipe installer said that I didn't have the gas appliance installation acceptance certificate! !
Me too. The gas company said that only the "green label" issued by them can turn on natural gas. As far as I know, this is the latest XXXXX Management Method issued by 20 13 local natural gas pipeline gas company, which is a "measure" rather than a "regulation". To put it mildly, it was "for the safety of users" and failed to pass the inspection of "the institution they designated". If you want to have a green label brand, you must first become a member of a gas company. You have to pay a membership fee every year, and then each product of different models has to go through the testing of "institutions designated by them" before the so-called "green label" can be issued. If testing costs money, the "green label" should also be bought from them. Personally, I think this is the overlord's rule. Products that have not been issued with "green labels" by them cannot be sold in their areas, that is, only a few brands can be sold, because only a few brands are "linked" to them. Think about it, before a product leaves the factory, it must pass the national inspection before it can be produced. Gas appliance is very strict and basically does not regularly check the manufacturers. So the gas appliance that can be seen in the market is basically qualified. Some areas become unqualified, grandpa said, grandson said. Is this not a joke? If you want to cross the street, leave the money for crossing the street! ! If there is no green label, if you want to open natural gas, give the master a red envelope to ensure that you can open it without anything! !
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