A few jokes and stories that burst into laughter.

A few jokes and stories that burst into laughter.

A recruit accidentally broke the toilet paper after going to the toilet, and wanted to drop something on his hand after leaving the toilet. Suddenly, his finger fell on the handrail on the side of the road, which was very painful. He quickly put his hand in his mouth and took a drag. More joke stories are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

Thanks to me, I was able to persist.

A man sells donkeys in a collection. Looking back, the donkey was gone, with only half a reins in his hand.

When he got home, his wife cried and scolded him: You are such a big man that you lost your donkey. Why don't you ride it? Can I lose it while riding?

He comforted his wife and said, it's a good thing I have it. If I ride it, I will lose it, too

There are hounds outside.

During the summer harvest, the old scoundrel hired several short-term workers to cut wheat.

At lunch, the whole family sat under the arbor in the yard to eat oil-sprinkled noodles, but left the short-term workers indoors to eat corn.

The short-term worker was very angry and shouted, manned, it's too hot in the room. Let's go out for dinner.

The old scoundrel said: There are German shepherds outside, afraid to bite you strangers.

The next day, the sun rose by one pole, but the short-term workers still couldn't sleep.

The old scoundrel was so angry that he patted the door and said, you lazy bastards, the sun is shining on your ass. Why don't you cut the wheat?

The short-term workers chorused: There are German shepherd outside, so we dare not go out.

Baby dog, read the notice

A notice was posted on the small street in the mountain village. Daowei couldn't read and didn't know what it said, so he asked the two pillars who were eating sesame cakes around him and said, Brother, what is this?

Erzhu answered without looking: sesame seed cake!

I mean the black spot on it. . .

Two pillars said: sesame!

Dogway asked quickly, I mean the black one. . .

Two pillars said: burnt!

Daowei asked anxiously, I mean, what's that for?

Erzhuzi said impatiently: Idiot, you are not hungry after eating! Buy one if you want to eat, just ask!

Mountain people eat dumplings.

Shanmin has never eaten glutinous rice balls. Once they went shopping, he asked for a bowl and put one in his mouth with a spoon. He swallowed it naked and hot. Boy, he's heartbroken and angry.

Going home at night, he looked at the wonton made at home and sneered: Tangyuan, Tangyuan, do you think I don't know you because you have two wings? This time, I will calm down and take care of you slowly. ?

Mountain people eat oil cakes.

Once a mountain man went to town to eat oil cake, which was sweet and crisp and delicious. When I got home, I told my wife that the oil cake was delicious. Let's eat pancakes, too.

There is no soft millet flour, the wife said, just mix it with white flour.

No sugar for stuffing, said the wife. Wrap the leek.

The fire started and there was no oil in the pot. The wife said, add some water.

I'm ready to eat, my wife said. I thought you were a cake. Isn't it jiaozi?

I ate it by accident.

XinBingLian environment is poor, only a simple toilet.

A recruit accidentally broke the toilet paper after going to the toilet, and wanted to drop something on his hand after leaving the toilet. Suddenly, his finger fell on the handrail on the side of the road, which was very painful. He quickly put his hand in his mouth and took a drag.

Can you give me some common sense? !

Once a girl and her boyfriend made a video in the dormitory. I'm going out to take a shower and change clothes, so I asked her to cover the camera.

When I changed my clothes and turned around, Nima found that she covered her boyfriend's eyes on the screen! ! !

I'm innocent! ! !

Diving for half an hour.

A woman looked at her watch while standing happily by the pool and looking into the water.

The lifeguard found her standing for almost half an hour and asked her what was wrong.

The woman said: it's amazing! My husband just learned to swim yesterday and now he can dive for half an hour! ?

Burn gently.

Boil water this morning, and my mother asked me to put it in a thermos.

When I was carrying a pot of boiling water, I saw a dead fly parked at my feet.

In an instant, you're brain-dead. Do you want to scald it gently with boiling water?

Now I'm lying in bed with my leg broken.

A good way to see saplings

My uncle planted an acre of apple saplings for fear that someone would steal them.

Nephew said: Uncle, let me take care of you at night and make sure you can't lose any of them.

My nephew looked at it for three nights, and sure enough, he didn't lose a tree.

Uncle is very happy: how do you read so well?

My nephew proudly said, I pull them down every night, put them under the bed and plant them one by one in the morning.

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