Please provide a novel English talent show.

Speaking English jokes, here are some examples:

1, boys:? Is it? This? Seats? Empty? Girl:? what's up And then what? This? One? Will. Is it? What if? What about you? Sitting? Go down. ? Boy: Is this seat empty? ? Girl: Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be empty, too.

2. Boys:? Is it okay? Me? Buy? What about you? Answer? Drink? Girl:? Really? I will. Quite? Really? That? Money. ? Boy: Can I buy you a drink? ? Girl: You'd better give me the money. ?

3. Mine? Small? Dogs? Can't? Reading? Ma' am Brown:? Oh? Mine? Honey? Me? Really? Lost? Mine? Precious? Small? Dog! ? Ma' am Smith:? But? What about you? Must? Release? Ann? Advertising? Are you online? That? File! ? Ma' am Brown:? Is it? No? Use? Mine? Small? Dogs? Can't? Reading. ?

My dog can't read. Mrs. Brown: Oh? Honey, I lost my precious puppy! ? Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper! ? Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

4. mine? Wife? Will. Exchange? They. Answer? Gentleman? Take a walk? Become? Answer? Shop? And then what? Ask? For what? Answer? Pairing? Yes? Gloves. "cloth? Or? Leather? Ask? That? Sales staff. ? "manufacturing? No? The difference? " Replied? Customers. "What? Color? Ask? That? Clerk. ? "any" What? Responded. ?

"Size? "pay? Me? Whatever. What about you? Like it better? That? Gentleman? Say? A little? Angry. ? "My? Wife? Will. Is it? Back? Tomorrow? Where to? Exchange? They ... ″?

Anyway, my wife will change tomorrow A gentleman went into a shop to buy a pair of gloves. "Do you want cloth or leather?" Asked the salesman. "It makes no difference." The customer replied. "What color do you want?" The salesman asked again. "Any color will do." He replied. "What's the number?" "Just bring me a pair casually." The customer was a little impatient. "Anyway, my wife will change it tomorrow."

5、A？ Physics? Exam, once? Are you online? Answer? Physics? Exam? Nick. It's over? That? First of all? Question? Very? Soon? What time? His? Classmate? Used to be. Thinking? It? It's hard. ? That? Question? Yes: What time? It? Thunder? Why? Do what? we? Do you see it? That? Lighting? First,? then what Do you hear me? That? Thunder? register

Nick's? Answer:? Because? Our? Eyes? Is it? Before? ear

Physics exam. In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question. The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind. ?