School radio humorous stories

1. The teacher said: What does it mean to take tea to cool off? Even if you see me in school now, you can still say politely to me: Hello, teacher! When you come back ten years later, when you see me, you will say: Oh, the damn fat guy is still here? 2. The teacher said: What does it mean to take tea away? Even if you see me in school now, you can still say politely to me: Hello, teacher! When you come back ten years later, when you see me, you will say: Oh, the damn fat guy is still here? 3. One day, Xiaojun was writing a composition in the classroom: "My Home". Xiaojun wrote: "My family has three people, my father, my mother and me. Every morning as soon as we go out, the three of us go our separate ways, and then return home together in the evening. My father is an architect, and he is gesticulating on the construction site every day. My mother is a saleswoman, and she welcomes everyone who comes to the store every day; I am a student, and I stay stunned in the classroom every day. The three members of my family are very similar, and the family is harmonious. However, when my grades are not good, my father also fights with his roommate and beats me mercilessly. I was overwhelmed with admiration, but my mother stood by and watched, never doing anything righteous." 4. Teacher: Why does Rabindranath Tagore say 1861-1941 after his name? Sloppy: That’s Tagore’s mobile phone number. Teacher: Where is the horizontal line in the middle? Sloppy: He doesn’t want to reveal all his personal information. 5. In the golden autumn of September, freshmen born in the 1990s enter school. They are the richest generation, the most dazzling generation, the most awesome generation, and the most "pugnacious" generation: they ride in stretched Lincolns, drive BMWs, and carry "electronics" Five big items”! English Jokes (1) The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Time is money. and asked the students to translate it. A student replied: "Tom is Mary." When Xiao Ming was in English class, he said to the teacher: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher again: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down again. The classmate next to him couldn't help but ask: Didn't you tell the teacher that you needed to use the toilet? Why not? Xiao Ming said: Didn’t you hear the teacher say “go to hell”! English Jokes (2) One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest and approached him and said: I am hongtao liu. The foreign guest said: I am still the Seven of Diamonds! English Jokes (3) When Jiang Qing met with foreign guests, she required the translator to translate the words strictly according to her meaning without distortion. As soon as the foreign guests saw Jiang Qing, they immediately flattered her and said, "Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." When the translation was translated, Jiang Qing was elated and even said modestly: "Where, where." The translator did not dare to neglect and translated Jiang Qing's words into English: "Where? Where?" The foreign guests were stunned. There are people like this who ask where the beauty is and simply flatter them: "Everywhere, everywhere." Translation: "You are everywhere." They are all beautiful." Jiang Qing was even happier, but she always had to be polite: "Not necessarily, not necessarily." The translator quickly translated it into English: "You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see." English Joke (4) It is said that one day in a certain month of a certain year, three archers got together to compete with each other, and the target was ten The apple on the servant's head a few feet away. A, the divine archer, held his bow and fired a long shot. With a whoosh, the sharp arrow hit the apple. A raised his chin proudly, showed a thumb and said: "I AM Houyi!" Archer B followed the script and shot the apple. This time he shouted arrogantly: "I AM Cupid!" It's his turn. C, he also drew his bow and shot out sharp arrows! The result hit home to the servant's heart. I heard him stammering for a long time before he uttered: "I...I...I...AM...SORRY..." English Jokes (5) A person who studies English hard will eventually achieve success.

One day, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner on the street. He quickly said: I am sorry. The foreigner responded: I am sorry too. After hearing this, someone said again: I am sorry three. The foreigner was confused and asked: What are you sorry? for? Someone was helpless and said: I am sorry five. English Jokes (6) A tourist from Japan, taking a taxi to the airport, saw a car passing by and said: "Oh, TOKOTA! Made in Japan! It is very fast!” Another car passed by and he said: “Oh, NISSAN! Made in Japan! It is very fast!” The driver was a little unhappy and thought he was too noisy! When the third car passed by, he still said: "Oh, HONDA! Made in Japan! It is very fast!" Later, when he arrived at the airport, the Japanese asked: "How Much?" The taxi driver said: "1000!" The Japanese asked the driver in surprise: "Why is it so expensive?" The taxi driver replied: "Oh, mileometer! Made in Japan! It is very fast!" The weather is good today~ I happen to be in a good mood~ If you have anything unhappy~ you can submit it to this radio station~ I will definitely make you happy~ The radio hotline is 75757755~