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What are the classic paragraphs or sentences?

1. It rained today, and I almost fell down while riding my bike. Good thing I got it.

She obviously likes him, but she just doesn't say it.

3. Coming to the place where Yang Guo once lived, the little dragon girl said emotionally, "I want to live, too." .

The headmaster said, "There is nothing on the school uniform except the school badge, so please don't do anything else."

What people can do is line by line, line by line, line by line, line by line, line by line. If you can't do it, just do it. Not a line, not a line, not a line.

6. The sea is falling towards North Korea, and the clouds are very long and long.

The weather is terrible every day these days.

8. Pests are harmful to pests. Pests are killed by pests.

9. Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope with eight hundred guns.