The classic reply is posted on the top with a particularly funny message sentence.

The classic reply is posted on the top with a particularly funny message sentence.

With the development of the Internet, posting on the Internet has become a way for many people to express their views on some things and other things, and many people reply after reading the posts. Let's share the funny message sentences in classic posts. Let's have a look.

The classic reply posted a funny message sentence 1 1 If it rains, let it kill me!

There are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

3, look at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

I am not a born king, but I have unyielding blood in my bones.

A friend called for help and said that his PP was caught in the toilet. At that time, I was directly confused.

6. Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

7. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

8. It turns out that Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

9. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

10, you are a pig, I am a dog, and we are friends of pigs and dogs.

1 1. I said I can't afford to be hurt, that's the day your house caught fire.

12, the so-called pig-like roommate, I should have caught a cold, asked him to come back and bring me a box of black and white ones, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.

13, water sounds because of obstruction, and people mature because of setbacks!

14, my biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too fast.

15, son, don't blame your mother for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looks like your father.

16, I'd rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince riding a white horse.

17, in those years, the math teacher patted the blackboard and shouted: Probably? Do you want to make an appointment?

18, uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh and be careful with your dentures.

19, there is a sad cry. This math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

20. I can only blame myself for being too young. I didn't see it clearly.

The classic reply posted a particularly funny message sentence 2 1, and entered it in Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!

2. People who like to kiss up to others will eventually ride horses.

What's the use of learning English? Aren't those letters?

4. You don't love me. Of course not obsessed with me. I'm not being unreasonable. I just love you so much.

I just want to say that my parents suspect me of puppy love, and you overestimate my ability.

6. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!

7. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

8. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

9. I said: How can I thank you for your kindness? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?

10, one day, 10,000 fell from the sky and knocked me out. I woke up and gave the money to someone else!

1 1. The outstanding young pioneers won in primary school are probably the pinnacle of my life.

12, how to make someone you like chase you? You stand in front of him and look at him affectionately, then give him a mouth and you run. Trust me, he will definitely chase you.

13, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong owner!

14, Friar Sand took a math test, and the invigilator said meaningfully to Friar Sand: The young man is very powerful. I can't believe he brought the abacus in my class, which is still necklace-style! Take it off!

15, always curious, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did he do to the cow?

16, if you are unhappy, you like to eat, if you eat, you will get fat, and if you get fat, you will be unhappy.

17, thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

18, wife, I love you, just as mice love rice, and you love rice differently. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.

19, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

20. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.