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What are the jokes about the physics exam?
In 2046, South Korea's space science and technology took off and launched a satellite around Mars. As a gift, a Korean satellite airdropped a Korean myth on Mars, which caused a sensation among Martians. Martian A: Gee, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans. Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species. Martians A (crying bitterly): No wonder we are so ugly ... Dong "... Korean satellite airdropped another" Korean cosmetic guide ". ...
Just now, I withdrew 26,000 yuan from the counter of the Agricultural Bank of China, and the operator actually gave me 27,000 yuan. I saw that the money detector showed 70 sheets. When I was given the money, I quickly said I took it 1000. This is 7000! The operator thanked me again and again, but I said no, anyway, I still have to return it then, so I'm too lazy to make an extra trip! I thought, "It's not that easy to frame me!"
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