I want five crossword puzzles, five homophonic allegorical sayings, an ancient poem with homophonic jokes and a pair of couplets. What a hurry! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.

A person, guess a word, the answer is: big.

Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess a word, and the answer is: take it.

Including one person, guess the answer is: meat.

One person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.

A man has a bow around his waist. Guess the answer is: Yi.

Take a bite of the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer is Sue.

Confidently, guess a word, and the answer is: pay.

Homophonic xiehouyu

Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart

Homophonic jokes and ancient poems

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin

antithetical couplet

Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks), Shui Piao Dongpo poems (corpses)

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.