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What is a "cold joke" with examples?

Because most of the cold jokes are boring, with various contents and little practical significance, the more people listen to them, the less they catch a cold. The reason is contrary to the above situation, which is unexpected by the listener. When the listener holds a negative attitude towards the cold joke, after listening to the first half, the listener will psychologically suggest that the joke will have an extremely boring and funny "second half". At this time, the listener will not be curious about this topic, and at the same time will not pay attention to this joke. The result is that the thinking process of "concentration and thinking input" is shortened or not. At this time, the listener will not feel cold, but will find the person who tells cold jokes bored and idle. (Note: This situation is based on the listener's negative attitude towards cold jokes. )

Definition: 1: It means that this person is quite calm and basically expressionless. After listening to it, the listener should be stunned and think about it before he feels funny.

Definition 2: Cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking, do not conform to logic and real life, and make people feel dumbfounded; Although some cold jokes are quite funny, they will not laugh like those who listen to "normal" jokes anyway; Brainstorming is a cold joke. Especially idioms borrowed from homophones and English, as well as puzzles such as peanuts and recent flowers.

Definition 3: Cold jokes are actually jokes that are not funny at all. They are boring jokes, but they can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because they are easy to understand without thinking, but they can have a long aftertaste.

Definition 4: A cold joke refers to a joke that is originally funny because of homophonic words, translation, subject omission, logic, different judgments, special content, or because of the tone or expression of the performer, and it is difficult to laugh. A cold joke doesn't mean it's not funny, it's also a manifestation of humor. Sometimes a cold joke is not funny, which is also one of the jokes.

Definition 5: Cold jokes (Hong Kong is called bad gag, Taiwan Province is called bad stem) are a kind of failed jokes. Refers to a joke itself because of homophonic words, translation, subject omission, different logic, different judgments, special content, or because of the performer's tone or expression, etc. However, it doesn't mean that the joke itself is boring, but it is also humor. Nowadays, most people laugh when they hear cold jokes, and sometimes they make a gesture of hugging their arms: "It's so cold!" " Or words and expressions related to cold semantics, such as chills, temperature, air conditioning or hot weather.

For example, the following one

Once upon a time, there was a very cold swordsman.

His sword is cold,

His head is cold,

His body is also very cold,

His feet are cold,

His hands are cold,

He was cold all over, too,

Finally,

He was frozen stiff.

In front, cold was used to describe the knight errant, while in the back, he was said to be cold to death.

We viewers never expected such an ending, so after watching the joke, we all froze and laughed.