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Suzhou donation joke for eight years
The kind farmer met a snake that was about to freeze to death and kindly woke it up with his body temperature. The snake suddenly bit and killed the farmer.
But fortunately, when it's a pity for farmers, people will still think optimistically: "Fortunately, it's just a fairy tale."
But in fact, besides fairy tales.
In real life, there have also been such things that bite the hand that feeds you.
It's just that the protagonist of this incident is not "farmer and snake", but "Sun Li and Xiang".
Sun Li, a big star, sponsored poor students to go to Christina for four years in a row. I thought there was no credit, only hard work.
As a result, who knows, Xiang directly slandered Sun Li with an essay of six thousand words, which almost ruined the star's career.
Fortunately, there is a just explanation, otherwise, Sun Li will be blamed.
Now, it has been 16 years since the "Donation Gate Incident" of that year.
Netizens are very curious. Where has Christina, who slandered Sun Li to his face, gone now?
What happened to him after the "donation door incident"?
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In 2002, in order to shoot a documentary about a poor mountain village.
In the spirit of "the poorer the characters, the better, and the more authentic the materials, the better", Qiu Chaoju chose the poorest in the village to go to Christina.
In this way, the documentary "Men Want to Be Self-reliant" featuring Xiang was born.
In the same year, under the broadcast of Chongqing TV.
Sun Li, who is starring in the film Jade Guanyin, noticed this documentary.
Perhaps because of the same feeling, Sun Li felt sorry for the big boy.
Almost immediately, she came up with the idea of funding Christina.
After consulting relevant people and thinking that this matter is feasible, Sun Li decided his own funding scheme.
She entrusted her mother and assistant to handle the matter on her behalf.
Under their arrangement, the plan of funding Christina was decided.
Sun Li decided to help her graduate from Christina University from now on.
I support 500 yuan every month, and chat with this big country boy from time to time to give him emotional care.
Once the plan was established, Sun took the initiative to contact the class teacher and implemented the funding.
In this way, after filming the documentary "Men Should Be Self-reliant", Qing Xiang got the first huge sum of money in his life.
two
When I first got that huge sum of money, I was both excited and curious about Christina.
He was so excited that he finally didn't have to worry about tuition and living expenses.
Strangely, who is funding themselves?
Yes, Sun Li didn't reveal his identity when he got the first money.
The envelope wrapped in money only wrote a short, nameless "Aunt Deng".
Although I didn't know who the sponsor was, at that time, Qing Xiang was very grateful to this kind aunt who asked not to be named.
So the first time I got the money, I also wrote a short composition to Christina to thank the donors.
Because of this article, Sun Li's mother Deng was called Christina.
He said to him, "study hard and don't worry about money."
Under the warm comfort of Teresa Teng, she breathed a sigh of relief to Hai Qingsong and concentrated on her studies.
However, due to the limited educational resources in rural areas, the college entrance examination failed.
Fearing that he would be abandoned, he called his guarantor.
This time, it was Sun Li who got the call.
After learning the news of losing to Christina, Sun Li didn't criticize too much.
Instead, she warmed her heart, comforted Christina, and told him to "repeat his studies and walk out of this mountain".
Maybe I know that "it's no use talking". After the phone call, Sun Li also sent a counseling book to Christina.
With the materials and economy, I stopped wriggling with Christina, just took a breath and embarked on the road of re-reading.
The next year, he really studied hard for a whole year.
With his efforts, Xiang was admitted to Shanghai Fisheries University in 2005.
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After learning his college entrance examination results, Xiang told the organizer the good news at the first time.
Naturally, Sun Li and his mother are also very proud of him.
Perhaps surprised by the excellent college entrance examination results, Sun Li also wants to see this diligent rural teenager.
So without much hesitation, the two sides agreed on a time to meet.
At the beginning of September, Qing Xiang met Sun Li at Shanghai Railway Station with a heavy burden.
When I first saw Sun Li, I was surprised by Christina.
Without him, Sun Li was already a household name at that time.
However, Xiang was stunned and soon became happy again.
After all, his patron is a star, and it is very respectable to say so.
Of course, besides having face, stars are also rich.
This proves that it is possible to "open the lion's mouth" to Christina.
Before that, Qing Xiang was worried that he would "run away" when he got the sponsorship.
But from now on, he has nothing to worry about. At some point, he can ask for more.
Adhering to the idea of discontent, Christina began to spend a lot of money.
He not only wears famous brands and expensive watches, but also deals with objects.
Ask Sun Li's mother for it every time she has no money.
Sometimes, if you are not satisfied with asking Christina for money, you start asking them for valuables.
For example, when he first entered the university, Qing Xiang asked Sun Li's mother Deng to buy him more than 3,000 mobile phones on the pretext of making friends at work.
You know, 3000 yuan in 2005 is still very valuable, and you can almost buy a top mobile phone.
Maybe Sun Li himself is useless.
However, Teresa Teng is still very good. Considering Christina's daily life, she really bought him a mobile phone.
It's not 3000 yuan, but it's also very expensive.
But who knows, is it "uncomfortable"?
In his view, "Sun Li is a star and so rich. Why is he so stingy and unwilling to spend money?"
Because he was very angry, Xiang began to ask Sun Li for money frequently.
Sun Li gave it to me at first.
But Sun Li's mother was puzzled when she saw Christina go down without restraint.
Clear the way for the sea: "Isn't it 500 yuan a month? Why do you often ask for money? "
Maybe I didn't expect Deng to ask, but I was still stunned for a while.
In response, I replied, "I spent a lot of money because I participated in the student union and called every month."
Think, now that she has said so, you should not hesitate.
As a result, who would have thought that Teresa Teng would directly let him quit the student union?
When this came out, he was furious with Christina.
I thought, "You stars are so rich, why don't you give me more?" Why are you so stingy? "
But if you think about it, you must never say it.
Even in order not to annoy Teresa Teng, she had to coax her to Christina.
So when Teresa Teng asked him to quit the student union, she agreed with Christina.
Of course, this is only superficial. In fact, he didn't resign.
Moreover, not only did he not return it, but after a while he continued to find Sun Li and asked for money.
After asking for it many times, Sun Li became suspicious and asked people to investigate Christina's expenses.
At the same time, Deng's granddaughter also went to the school to ask about Christina.
This is a very good question.
It turns out that Xiang is not poor at all.
Not only can he get 500 yuan's aid every month, but he can also get 5,000 yuan for poverty alleviation every year.
And he frequently asks for money because he wants to buy famous brands with his girlfriend.
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As soon as the situation became clear, Sun Li immediately cut off subsidies to Christina and blacked him out unilaterally.
But at that time, I didn't know Christina, and I shamelessly asked Sun Li for money.
Unable to contact Sun Li, he contacted his granddaughter Teresa Teng.
However, Deng, a funded big boy, had long been rejected, so when she arrived.
She directly put malicious words and told Christina not to contact them.
May be Deng's aggressive language hurt Christina's self-esteem.
Qing Xiang, who didn't want the money, began to hate Sun Li's mother and daughter. He began to want to get back at Sun Li and ruin her reputation.
Soon, he waited for this opportunity.
Seeing this opportunity, Christina got excited.
Almost immediately, he wrote a 6000-word essay and sent it to Qiu Chaoju to make a big fuss about it.
As soon as this 6000-word essay was exposed, it caused a heated discussion among the public.
Almost all the media and netizens laid siege to Sun Li.
Without him, Grandma Deng used too many words in Xiang's essay.
She not only compared Xiang to a dog, but also called him "disobedient". Also let him "be a self-respecting person."
Because of these insulting words, Sun Li's star path was almost completely ruined.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Sun Li to recover his innocence.
It turned out that Christina's classmates couldn't stand it, so they went online to correct his evil deeds.
The students said, "Grandma said this because she was too greedy."
He often asks Sun Li for money on trumped-up excuses, and then uses the money he wants to buy luxury goods.
Under the passion of the students, Christina's 6000-word composition for Sun Li was scrapped.
Not only that, netizens also saw Xiang's true meaning from his small composition.
To tell the truth, his 6000-word composition almost defended him.
Under his explanation.
He bought Nike and Adi because he is a student cadre and must wear good shoes, otherwise he will be laughed at.
He asked Sun Li for money many times, because the big star was too rich, but he didn't like spending money, so he didn't want to help the flowers.
His daily income is 1000, which is also because of the high price in Shanghai, not because he likes to buy luxury goods.
To tell the truth, after reading these explanations, netizens were speechless with Christina.
We really don't understand. After spending nearly tens of thousands of yuan on Sun Li.
How did he say, "Sun Li has sponsored me for four years, and I want to destroy her"?
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After the slander against Christina was exposed, it suffered cyber violence to some extent.
In fact, it is not only cyber violence, but also some malice in real life.
Of course he asked for it.
If he didn't bite the hand that feeds him, and he didn't know how to be kind to others, he wouldn't be in this situation.
Maybe I can't stand those strange views in reality. I only studied for a year, and then I retired from Shanghai.
But he didn't drop out of school long. A year later, Qing Xiang cleared his mind and re-entered Shanghai Fisheries University.
Originally, he thought he could kill many things in a year.
But he was wrong. Even though he was a sophomore a year later, his classmates still remembered that he slandered a big star.
Because of these vicious things, Xiang's college life is not so happy.
In desperation, he can only grit his teeth and wait for a "new life" after graduation.
But this time, he was wrong again.
What he has committed is so great that even after graduation, it still affects him.
He can't find a good job and get into a good company.
Under the pressure of reality, he can only enter a completely unknown small company and work as a clerk.
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In Aesop's Fables, besides the story of the farmer and the snake, there is also a legend that the snake swallowed the elephant because it was greedy.
It is reported that once upon a time, a man saved a magical snake.
Because of saving his life, the snake asked him to make a request, saying that he could satisfy his wish.
At first, the man wanted a dress, and the snake satisfied him. But slowly, the man made different demands, and the snake always satisfied him.
Until the end, people proposed to be prime ministers. The snake slowly stared at the rescuer and finally realized that his greed could never be satisfied.
So after learning this truth, the snake swallowed the human directly.
Thus, the proverb "the heart is insufficient and the snake swallows the elephant" comes from this.
And Sun Li and Xiang, don't they just apply this idiom?
Therefore, we still have to learn from Haiqing, learn to be content and learn to be grateful.
Don't be a snake that bites the hand that feeds you, and don't be a greedy person.
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