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What kind of experience is it to suddenly know that your best friend is not on the list, but you are still alone?

Sorrow and joy are mixed, all tears. She's afraid I'll keep it from me, even her mother knows, and I don't know yet.

I was studying in Heilongjiang and she was studying in Shandong. My best friend said that she had been trembling for two months, fearing that I would find out that she was in love. Later, I thought I couldn't keep it from me forever. If I found it myself or heard about it from others, the consequences would be even worse. So one day, it was dark and windy. She thought I was asleep and sent me a cautious WeChat.

The content is straightforward, that is, I have had a boyfriend for two months, and I was afraid to tell you before, but now I am from the first place.

However, I am awake.

I was bombed at that time.

What are you, a little wavy hoof seduced by a savage? What Chinese cabbage have I worked so hard to raise? Why did you betray me as a vegetable farmer and go to a pig? You tell me where he touched you. You can't touch other people's women anymore. She panicked and typed incoherently, just trying to appease and apologize, saying that my boyfriend was more important. I didn't know that Balabala was as important as me for a long time.

I can't be fooled by her.

I immediately realized that her boyfriend, as a foreigner, was probably from Shandong, and the most obvious contradiction between her and that boy was her whereabouts after graduation. I calmed down a little, made a detour first, and asked the wild man about his specific height, measurements, professional home address and economic situation. She voluntarily confessed her acquaintance and pursuit, as well as her confusion about the so-called love.

Very good. I'm not from our place. I asked her if she planned to stay in Shandong after graduation. She said she would definitely go home. I asked her about her daily life with her boyfriend. I roughly judge that she is not a warm man or a schoolmaster. I don't see how much I like her, and I don't see how good she is. Being with her is more like completing a task.

It's probably a game in which my brother is the steel straight man (not the black straight man, just want to say that this boy doesn't care much about my best friend), so far I've put down most of my distractions.

There is basically no need to ask anything. Just give her a hint and she will ask herself.

Then it is stored.