A humorous copy

1. My girlfriend is a tour guide. Today, when I swam home with a group, my whole foot was swollen as soon as I took off my shoes, and my tears came down instantly. Girlfriend: Nothing. I can hold on. Don't feel bad. Me: I know, because you are strong. It's just ... it smells ... fragrant. ...

When I was in college, a girl praised her mother for her beauty all day. She was a flower in the village and kept talking all day. One day, a male classmate couldn't help saying, Sister, is your father particularly ugly? Sister paper said: How do you know? It's not pretty anyway. Homosexuality theory: You look like your father at first sight. ...

When Xiao Ming and his girlfriend walked to the school gate, they were stopped by a rich second generation driving a BMW. He obviously waited for a long time, and then he said, as long as you break up, I'll give you anything you want. Xiao Ming's first reaction after hearing this was that it was over. This relationship even came to an end. Thinking of this, Xiao Ming shed tears unwillingly and threw himself into the arms of the rich second generation excitedly. National Missile Defense (NMD)