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1. Bees and butterflies are flying in the grass. They are talking and laughing, and they are still dating!

No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.

3. Middle age is a date without expectation.

4. On the occasion of the reunion of Cowherd and Weaver Girl on Tanabata, lovers should have a sweet date, lovers should be accompanied day and night, and affectionate people should be willing to pass on their blessings. Happy tanabata! Send blessings quickly! Don't disobey orders!

She read the note he gave her. It turned out to be a date. Going or not? She is preoccupied. He and her fellow villagers are classmates, and they usually have more contacts. Don't keep the appointment, for fear of breaking his heart; What should I do if I am afraid of falling into the quagmire of "puppy love" after going to the appointment?

6. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifetime date, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfriendly. When you complain about being unfriendly, it is when you don't love him.

7. Playing bisexuality can immediately double your chances of dating on Saturday night.

8. How nice it is to meet now! At the end of a sweet date, in the early hours of the morning, the man still held the receiver and said thoughtfully to her in the distance.

9. When his lover goes to his lover's date, he is as happy as a child who comes back from school, but when he leaves his lover, he looks as depressed as when he was at school.

10, the lover goes to his lover's date, like a child coming back from school; But when he parted from his lover, he went to school with a depressed face.

1 1, people who fall in love are quite secretive. So, you must lie on the first date, otherwise, what secrets can you tell on the second date?

12, you are all dressed up. Do you want to go out on a date?

13, you may have forgotten the name of your date, or a ridiculous photo was published. Maybe it's just because you have to wear ugly hair all day. Maybe work makes you feel on pins and needles.

14, I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you after four dates, 90% of me should like you, and I'm sure I love you.

15. If you have to cancel the appointment, and it is within the acceptable 24 hours, you must reschedule it immediately, lest the other party think that you have lost interest.

16, shrimp and tortoise date. The tortoise saw the shrimp's face flushed and laughed: shrimp, you are shy, your face is red! Hearing this, the little shrimp said angrily, Nima, is this shy and blushing? It's so hot, so hot! The weather is hot and jokes are cold. I wish you a refreshing summer!

17, The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl got together today, and it was unreasonable to date happily. You have to go to the bullpen and ask you out. Even if mosquitoes are around you, you can't refuse to drop you from the sky. Even if it is windy and rainy, it is not afraid of distance and weather. Even though it's a long way to Xiu Yuan, I just want to save you on Tanabata. Come on! I wish you a happy and sweet Tanabata!

18, I have a date tonight. I have the right to borrow a suit. I will definitely return it to Zhao tomorrow morning.

19, if you must slow your watch by half an hour, it is not surprising that you are late for the appointment.

20. When you step into the restaurant, the lights are blue, the tableware is blue, and the tables and chairs are blue, giving people the illusion of the Aegean Sea. Romantic and beautiful decoration style and exquisite food full of European flavor are permeated with Mediterranean flavor everywhere, which is the best choice for couples to date.

2 1, the past turns into a song, and the memory turns into a song. Perhaps the encounter in this life is destined to cause lifelong regret. The meeting between you and me is nothing more than two tiny dust particles going on a fleeting date in the world of mortals, and then after a short meeting, they fly away and live in peace.

22. With the warm sunshine in spring, migratory birds fly south in winter. They are in groups, flying all the way, singing all the way, under the blue sky, on a bright spring day, heading for a beautiful date in spring.

23. The way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.

24, time for upset people, it will stay like a long night in hell; For dating lovers, it flies faster than expected.

25. Be a woman with a peach blossom face and a deep heart, self-knowledge, sincerity, kindness, sensitivity, sensibility, patience, independence and determination. Insist on reading, writing, listening to music, traveling, surfing the Internet, taking photos, sometimes singing, dancing, cleaning, cooking, dating and partying. Amy Cheung

26. I hope you are energetic at work: energetic on Monday, not drunk on Tuesday, delicious three meals a week, inexpensive on Thursday, easy to date on Friday, lucky on Saturday and doubly lucky on Sunday. In short, long live happiness!

27. She thinks that Maureen hides secrets under her quiet appearance. She suspected Maureen of playing truant to date her boyfriend. She suspects that Maureen is stealing outside like her sister Betty Wendell, and she is always finding fault with Maureen.

28. Valentine's Day is coming. Find some time to bring roses to your eyes. Happiness has prepared a date for you, sweetly arranged romance, lovesickness troubles and love stories for you!

29. I am gentle and considerate to you. A drop of wine makes you intoxicated; The delicious part keeps your stomach healthy. I'm waiting for your date by the river. I cast so many baits. Fish, why don't you take the bait?

30, the lively Spring Festival, beaming away. Spend the reunion day together and welcome the romantic time. Valentine's day is coming, you and I are dating. In the world of two people, may you wander more. Happy holidays and enjoy the future comfortably. Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, often dating, indicating that people are not bad; Frequent shopping shows that money is not bad; Going to dinner often shows that friends are not bad; I often get text messages, which means someone is thinking. National Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday by SMS!

32, 527 Wife's Day Declaration: My wife asks to be in place immediately, and I dare not cheat after the saddle. Sweet words often date, which is delicious all year round. Annual Plan: Continue to love you without regrets!

I couldn't stand her being late for every date, so I broke up.

34. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you. I hope you understand my love!

35. I met you on the crisp National Day in autumn. I miss you in the long Christmas in early winter. I just want to ask you gently: will you give me a good date on National Day?

36. The loneliness of Valentine's Day has been dispelled by love. There is no need to make an excuse for dating. Romance is not a mirage. I feel natural and thoughtful, and my expression is no longer lingering. Love has turned on caller ID, but lovers are still scarce resources!

He dressed up and went out. I think he is either going to the ballroom or going on a date.

38. Nice to meet you again on Saturday Tanabata. I want to go on a date with you: take a leisurely walk in the forest path to relax myself; Soak a cup of green tea to enjoy sweetness, and the warmth gradually enters the heart and spleen; Obliquely watching the sunset end at dusk, the scenery is pleasant and unforgettable; Look at the sea, listen to the waves, get rid of troubles and embrace auspiciousness. How's it going? Your heart?

39. Constant pressure means that the work is not bad! Washing often means having a good home! Shopping often means money to spend! Regular banquets show that there is still value! People often date to show their youth! I often receive news that people pay attention to! I sincerely wish you a happy new year and all the best!

40. Go on a date in the park. I waited for a long time, but I didn't see my girlfriend. When I called, she said that she was also sitting in that chair. I really touched a beautiful woman in a fur coat beside me. After kissing for a while, I found it was a husky.

4 1. Another woman didn't know how to face the unexpected date invitation, and those men turned a blind eye to her before.

42. The Queen Mother has a purpose: On the occasion of the gathering of Cowherd and Weaver Girl on Tanabata, lovers should have a sweet date, lovers should stay together day and night, people with hearts should be inseparable, people with feelings should bless each other, and friends should strengthen contact. I wish you a happy Tanabata in advance! Send a blessing at once! Never disobey orders!

43. Single time is the only time in your life when you can meet men, flirt with men and date many different men. As a modern woman, a very important part of your growth and experience is love and lovelorn.

44. Excluding the particularity of festivals, women are more sensitive to dating time than men think.

45. When you exchange phone numbers with chicks, you give them a chance to call and cancel the appointment. If you make an appointment with them, but they don't have your phone number, then they must show up.

46. When Valentine's Day arrives, remember to improve your lover's happiness index, send roses, make an early date, and don't walk all over the street too tired. If you can't finish it, you're not afraid of it. What you want is a good mood, even if you drink white water later.

47. All men and women still need a fake place to date when they want to start fooling around and can't go straight to bed. All boys and girls still need a fake place to create an atmosphere if they want to prove that they have grown up in Seeds of Love.

48. New interpretation of Tanabata: Suck with a straw when eating, breathe with your mouth when sleeping, attract the opposite sex when looking at each other, gasp wildly when hugging, suck hard when kissing, be quiet when dating, and be nervous when falling in love. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

49. If Daniel Wu is waiting for your date downstairs, your procrastination will be cured immediately. If you have a black card with unlimited overdraft, your choice difficulty will be cured immediately. If the golden gold is piled as high as the wall, your intensive phobia will be cured immediately. If someone gives you a two-door villa, your obsessive-compulsive disorder will be cured immediately.

50. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, please make an appointment in advance. Tomorrow night at 8: 08, the lover's bar will come for a date. Send an invitation by SMS, really waiting for you to come to the appointment. Happy moments will follow. May you accompany me for the holidays.

5 1, the sky and the sun were ambiguous, and it turned out to be sunny. As a result, the sky is full of stars. My text messages and invitations are ambiguous. Will there be a day when we date tomorrow?

52. Goose, Goose, Goose, Love, Love, Necklace, Wet White Hair, Rose in Mouth, Anthurium Climbing, Love, Love, Dating My Handsome Boy! February 22nd, the day of love, let's date together!

Unfortunately, whenever psychologists try to test that playing hard to get is a good dating strategy, the experimental results are not satisfactory.

54. Be a partner when you are young, and a partner when you are old. I am always accompanied by true feelings, happy, and fewer people accompany me on Valentine's Day. Would you like to be my other companion and wait for the good news? Happy Valentine's Day!

55. I am proud of being single, and others ask me to sleep. It's good to be in pairs, but Jianghu is easy to wander around the world. Get drunk and follow your heart is the right way. Happy Singles Day!

56. But when we started dating and talked about the prospect of marriage, I suddenly realized how close the family relationship is in China and how supportive the family members are.

57. On the last day of a state visit, a foreigner asked to meet the President in the middle of the night without making an appointment in advance, and did not explain the contents of the talks, which was unprecedented then and now.

After a long time, Gerald came back smiling, just like a cat dating a canary.

59. Good advice, including bad times, not just good times, gives you a real perspective on dating.

On our first date, you told me that I was your greatest discovery.

6 1, Brother Cai Yun: You said you were often late for appointments. How late will you be back if I ask you out tonight?

62. Truth: If Daniel Wu is waiting for your date downstairs, your procrastination will be cured immediately. If you have a black card with unlimited overdraft, your choice difficulty will be cured immediately. If the golden gold is piled as high as the wall, your intensive phobia will be cured immediately. If someone gives you a two-door villa, your obsessive-compulsive disorder will be cured immediately.

63. The wife should love the sky, and the wife should remember love; Send flowers, hold hands, and have a pretty face; Make an appointment, kiss and take every step; Proposal, party, my heart is full of sweetness.

64. I don't want to miss any Valentine's Day, every opportunity to say I love you, my sweet date with you, and my life with you. Happy white day!

65. Six ideas for Singles' Day: First, you want to be free with your blind date; Second, I want to find someone to date; Third, I want to poach without guilt; Fourth, I want to be a few years younger; Fifth, I want the opposite sex to chase me; Sixth, I want to be charming. To realize the above idea, I will teach you a way: wash and sleep.

66. There is a voice called sweetness, a temperament called nobility, and a feeling called aftertaste. My love for you is no regrets, and my expectation for you is a date. Be there or be square, Valentine's Day.

67. You and I have a good relationship. Gossip tells you that Singles Day is still 10 days away. Singles should hurry to find partners, go on blind dates and help relatives and friends. If no decision is made that day, harassing calls will continue.

After my last date with my father, I became a snake in a glass.

69. In 2002, NBC borrowed this idea in a short-lived blind date program "Meet relatives and adults", in which contestants were repeatedly questioned by their parents.

70. Freedom is artificial. There is no time in the world, only dates that I don't want to attend.

7 1, everyone thinks of beautiful women, and everyone is greedy. I'm still a good friend. I beat Yutu to drive away Houyi and ask you out first. August 15 is a beautiful day. There are flowers before the month, and the weather is right. Remember to date her and make you happy for a long time. Her name is Zhong. originate from

72. The tenth sentence: "It's good to meet now!" One day, after a sweet date, in the early hours of the morning, the man was still holding the receiver and said thoughtfully to her in the distance.

73. Don't date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

74. Champagne, a candlelight dance for everyone, roses, a romantic date, love you, no regrets all my life, dear, happy Valentine's Day.

75. Raindrops will turn into coffee and seeds will bear roses; Travel is a date; Parting is to experience the taste of loneliness; It's not that no one is drunk by a strange cup of coffee; Tired along the way, it breaks your heart when you touch it! True love is still perfect!

76. Don't worry about dating, falling in love, quarreling and missing. There is nothing wrong with being single. Don't worry about eating alone. Free play is more exciting! Singles Day is coming, may your life be more carefree!

77. Today is a beautiful spring. I'd like to invite you to an outing, enjoy the beautiful flowers, feel the breath of the wind, breathe the fresh air, go fishing occasionally and have a rest with a cup of green tea. It feels particularly beautiful. Come on a date with me and enjoy the beautiful scenery!

78. I met a man when I was shopping outside. He is tall, handsome and soft-blooded. I caught my attention. I dated that man in Wangfujing, but it was his girlfriend. Let me not want to be a third party, and let me feel embarrassed!

79. They soon became inseparable and even went on a date together.

You can't stand being bossed around by your spouse. You hate people invading your space. If they are late for their date, you can't stand it.

8 1, I met you by chance, followed you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you so much, 90% of me should like you, and I'm sure I love you.

82. All sentient beings on Tanabata: brave people confess, romantic people date, happy people get married, busy people work overtime, rich people travel, and only lonely people read text messages. Lonely, fortunately, I remember: Happy holidays!

83. After the first date, even if a woman has a crush on the other person, she will wait demurely. If a man doesn't call, it must not be because he is reserved, but it can only show that he is not interested in you. Women are obsessed with the taste of being pursued. Men like to take the initiative in relationships.

After dinner, I was a little tired and didn't want to continue sightseeing, so we went back to the hotel to rest and save up for tonight's date, because my friend Danny and I made an appointment in advance.

85. Maybe he was too sure that she would wait for him there, so he did his own thing with confidence and ran to her appointment easily. He always thinks of her after doing his own thing, because she is always there.

86. This is the first date in college, and I can't help worrying. So I went back to the dormitory and immediately called to gild the lily.

87, dating rehearsal: catch a group of magpies and meet on the bridge; Pick a few white clouds, acacia rain falls; A bouquet of roses, timely expression of love; The red line is a basket and the old man is busy. Its moments of beauty, let's date together!

Since Valentine's Day in China is coming soon, it's time to make preparations for dating. It's time for romance. It's time to get married and get a license. It's time to chase after MM, and now I'm alone, and I'm going to send my blessings to my friends. Happy tanabata!

89. Being troubled by the high dinner bill, before and during this time, you want to be described as a picky person who can't enjoy dating, or you are a miser.

90. Never look at other women on a date. If she finds you looking around, you're finished.

9 1, he won't be surprised even if he cancels his appointment today.

92. I can't stand her being there on every date? I came late, so I broke up.

93. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in the sky meet at the Magpie Bridge, and a group of fools on the ground date to break the bridge. May I ask: What is tonight? Answer: Valentine's Day in China!

94. We should miss every day, but don't meet every day. You can date someone else as long as I don't find out. I cheat occasionally, but I promise my heart is on your side.

95. Today is Valentine's Day in China. Let's go on a date I will bring you the best food. Now let me eat my stomach and let the pigs have the strength to jump over the master's fence to see you. Hum, happy tanabata.

96. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

97. Take a bullwhip as a flower, and the cowherd gives her true feelings; The beauty of the weaver girl praises her, and the words of lovesickness are disgusting; Give her a lot of tenderness and secretly kiss her cheek; Romantic dating is picturesque, I wish you a happy date on Tanabata!

98. It rained in the north corner of the Great Wall, and there are romantic traces in the solemn history. There is no place for happy dating in other people's language, because I think a quiet world is a longer secret, dear, I love you.

99. At such an invitation, the two women's date in Exeter immediately fell through.

100, jellyfish never need to talk to each other, never date, never organize society, and there is no government. How beautiful, noble and free.

10 1, the toad dates the swan, and the swan is beautiful; The cat dated the mouse, and the mouse smiled. Big Wolf dated Pleasant Goat, and Pleasant Goat arrived. The impossible becomes possible. If you don't act, you should act. Let's date immediately on Tanabata!

102, I recalled everything about you. It's like going on your last date. It's impossible to open it now. After writing these pens, I got into the quilt and had another dream. I hope it's still stirring. There are laughter and tears.

103, Valentine's Day is approaching, loneliness has been dispelled by love, there is no need to build reasons for dating, romance is not a mirror flower, expression is no longer a pipa, love turns on the caller ID, and lovers are still scarce resources. . .

104. No matter your first day at your new job or your first date, you can always remember these "firsts".

105, a companion in adolescence and a companion in old age. I always have true feelings and happiness, and I have few companions when I date during the day. Would you like to be my other companion?

106, 12, I almost went on a date as if nothing had happened. Finally, I think about how to get rid of this suffocating bondage.

107, when two people are dating, it is natural for a woman to be late, but it is unreliable for a man to be late.

108. As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together" is an eternal dating rule. Many people often use this principle to measure the so-called circle of friends

109, let the storm come more violently and let those dating get wet.

1 10, arrange a new schedule, and go for a walk, a date or a sandbox trip during that time.

1 1 1. In the longest seven-hour date in the world, all I can think of is five minutes. I will break this bowl or smoke emergency cigarettes hidden in my handbag.

1 12. Never date a man over 32 who is still renting a house unless he rents a first-class apartment.

1 13. According to Zhongqing.com, a student in Jinan pawned all his valuables, from notebooks to fashionable jeans, in order to raise money for a date.

1 14, that bar is not a good place to find someone unless you really want to find an old and handsome one.

1 15, next time I don't go on a date on time, I'll never see you again!

1 16, always arrives before me, at the appointed place, always my thoughts have not matured into language, and he has restored my language into his thoughts in time. Mengdie Zhou

1 17. In religious society, if you go on a date on a religious festival, you will violate religious precepts and be tried in the religious court.

1 18, this relatively cheap pink wine is too boring for a romantic date, especially the tiring wine harvested in 2007.

1 19.2004, the government explicitly prohibited the construction of golf courses and dating places.

120, I have never stood beside him before. I have no idea how tall he is. On the night of the date, I took out two pairs of shoes, one with heels.