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Six Chapters of a Floating Life-Volume One, Boudoir, Music Two

on this night, I went out of town to see my relatives off and returned at midnight. I was hungry, looking for food, and the servant girl sent me preserved dates, which I thought was too sweet. Non-success quietly took my sleeve and went to her boudoir. I saw her hidden hot porridge and side dishes.

I was eager to eat chopsticks, when suddenly Yun's cousin Yuheng shouted outside the door, "Sister Shu, come quickly!"

Yun quickly closed the door and said, "I'm tired and I'm getting ready for bed."

Yu Heng pushed through the door and saw that I was about to eat porridge. He squinted at Yun and smiled: "I said I wanted porridge just now, but you said I didn't have it. Originally hidden here to entertain your husband? " Non-success was very embarrassed and hid, and the people in the first hospital burst into laughter. I was so angry that I pulled up the old servant and went home first.

Ever since I was laughed at for eating porridge and went to Yun's house again, she deliberately hid from me. Of course I understand, she is afraid of jokes.

(The ancients were naturally different from men and women. Under the feudal etiquette system, even the mutual love between the two sides should be concealed. The mother of sheep cooked the deep love into porridge, and skillfully made several refreshing dishes and hid them in plum blossom boxes. Look around, even if you can't, how anxious you are. Later, they were smashed by their cousin Yu Heng in the house. A few words of banter caused everyone to laugh, which suddenly broke the sweet and beautiful picture. Seeing that the mother had already been shy, it really made people laugh, anxious and angry. )

On the 22nd day of the first month of the year of Gengzi in Qianlong (178), I saw her figure as thin, timid and delicate as before. I removed her veil and they smiled at each other.

(Wedding night, one of the four joys in life, must be a section worthy of a special book, but the author has passed it by, which seems ordinary, but in fact it is warm and infinite. Therefore, Cao Gong's pen is numerous and complicated, while Shen Gong's pen is irreducible. When the hijab was removed, the two men smiled at each other, without words, and their souls had already been intertwined. )

After the wedding, I sat side by side with her. When we had supper together, I quietly held her wrist under the console table. Her fingers were soft and moist, and my heart couldn't help beating. (Hold it again a few years later, and it is still pounding, which shows that the affection grows stronger with time) Let her eat, just in time for her fasting day; She has been vegetarian for many years. Secretly calculating the date when she started fasting was the day when I got chicken pox (I knew my life habits like the back of my hand, and I was as careful as dust). So I smiled and said to her, "Now that my face is bright and sound, can my sister quit today?" Non-success eyes smiling, nodded his head.

the 24th is my elder sister's wedding day, and the 23rd is a national holiday, so we can't hold a wedding ceremony, so we gave a banquet for my elder sister's wedding on the 22nd. Yun accompanied the banquet in the hall, and I drank with the bridesmaids in the bridal chamber, and I often lost my fist until I was drunk and fell asleep. Woke up, non-success has been combing the morning makeup.

On this day, friends and relatives kept coming in an endless stream, and only when the lights were on did they begin to laugh and have fun.

I was married as my new uncle in the early morning of 24th, and I didn't come back until three o'clock in the morning. At that time, the lights were still, and I quietly entered the room, accompanied by a servant and girl who dozed off at the bedside. Yun took off her makeup and didn't go to bed, lighting a candle and hanging her pink neck, not knowing what book she was reading, so lost in thought.

I touched her shoulder and said, "Sister has been working hard for days, why are you still tireless?"

Yun Busy (when he is busy together, it shows his courtesy) stood up and said, "I was just about to sleep when I opened the bookcase and found this book, so I unconsciously forgot to get tired of reading it. I've heard about The West Chamber for a long time, but I didn't see it until today. It's really worthy of the reputation of a gifted scholar. It's just that the pen and ink are rather sharp and mean. "

I smiled and said, "It is because I am a gifted scholar that pen and ink can be so sharp."

The accompanying maid urged her to go to bed early, so she closed the door and left first. Then tease with non-success, just like a reunion of friends. I reached into her arms and her heart was pounding. I leaned over her ear and asked, "Why does my sister's heart beat so fast?" (Know perfectly well past ask, the real master of love writing knows when to stop, and the color is not vulgar. )

Yun looked back at me and smiled, only to find a trace of love touching my soul. I hugged her charming body and entered the account, unaware that it was already dawn.

(When reading this paragraph, I subconsciously think that this paragraph is not suitable for children. Admittedly, it is life if you play chess every day and sing songs every night. The author's sentences are like a gentle breeze and drizzle, and there is blood and flesh to touch every day, just like this person is around, so his writing is valuable and it is more important than his truth.