The most incisive sentence of happy humor and positive energy (80 sentences)

1, I was perming my hair in the house, and he was shouting that it was burnt outside.

2. A funny loser during the day and a depressed monster at night.

3. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

4, busy, seven points busy, and finally filled this life with ten points.

5. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others. I always feel that the organization language will definitely win if it is noisy again.

Don't bother me unless you buy me snacks. Baby's time is precious.

7. I drank too much last night. I vaguely saw a man, feeling so handsome that I couldn't help going up and punching him. I woke up in the morning to find my hand broken and my mirror broken.

8. With a fiery heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

9. Technology has really developed. Now I can get angry with a fool thousands of miles away without leaving home.

10, freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

1 1. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

12, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

13, many people say that I am beautiful and lovely, and I really want to slap her in the past. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere!

14. At the party, everyone likes to take photos with you. This doesn't mean you are popular, but it may be because ... your face is big.

15, men have been single for too long, and everyone is the story of diusim; This woman has been single for too long, and everyone is love rat.

16, every time I see a space that says someone broke up or something, it's so sad! I can't do anything, so I have to put down my cell phone and close the door, hiding in the quilt and laughing happily.

17, whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!

18, since the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to express their love for each other.

19. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have poverty and ugliness at the same time. Fat and short are always inseparable.

20. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

2 1, I heard that there was radiation near the pillow of my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow, which scared me to death.

22. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

23. Five people chased me at the same time yesterday. I turned a set of qwerdf, and the second company instantly exploded to complete the five kills. I just want to ask, who else?

24. Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

25. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do? I just see everything more broadly.

26. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, so you don't have to change.

27. Any handsome boy who plays football and basketball is farting. As long as you are handsome, kicking shuttlecock is handsome or not, even playing golf is shoveling shit.

28. People with deep karma are always looking at the shortcomings and deficiencies of others. A true man of practice will never look at the mistakes and shortcomings of others.

29. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

3 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

32. spit it out! Spit out your drink!

Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

35. The so-called single bed and double bed have nothing to do with width. Someone on the pillow is a double bed, and a single bed is also a single bed.

If marriage is the grave of love, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is "sweeping the grave".

37. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

38. Time is used for wandering, body for loving, life for forgetting and soul for singing.

39. Ha ha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

40. I asked a friend to say that a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very nice. Can I order takeout?

4 1, people who can't find time for love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

Nowadays, people call their sons rabbits and pet dogs sons.

43. Sometimes you are about to do something consciously, and suddenly someone urges you to do it, and you don't want to do it in an instant.

44. Time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

45. Remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because they make your dark circles so heavy and your skin so bad.

46. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. I'm kidding, but I'm a beauty in a messy room.

47. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do. You don't have to force what you can't do. If you don't like it, pretend not to hear it. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

48. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

49, don't eat coriander, send your cutest clerk!

50. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

5 1, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

52. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

I will never judge a book by its cover, but I will judge a book by its cover.

54. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

The head teacher scolded us yesterday, saying that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today, what kind of teachers have what kind of students.

56. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

57. If sleeping is to recharge the human body, I want to say that I have never had enough to eat.

I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 equals 2 1!

You see, the rainbow over there despised me that day because I was brighter than it.

Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

6 1, if there is an afterlife, I must become nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

63. You can do many things in the morning, such as going to sleep again.

64. Go away! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

65. A girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, whether he is a man or a woman.

66. Do your homework, do it all night, sit all night and do a page.

Recently, many people jump off buildings, so be careful not to be hit.

68. No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

69. I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

7 1, you can't wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

72. It's not the art of war to pretend to be a grandson all day.

73. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

75. As an optimistic person in others' eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

76. He doesn't care about you. Don't worry, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

77. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking before I finish shaving.

78. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to watch and the other for you to eat.

79. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

80. There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households": poor because of lack of money, poor because of lack of sleep, and finally incompetent, both of them.