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Why are tea eggs so hot now?

Recently, a variety show in Taiwan Province Province was turned out by netizens and became popular on the Internet. In the program, when the host and guests talked about tea eggs, they all said that the mainland people's income was very low and they simply could not afford to eat tea eggs. Because the viewpoint of the program is too bizarre, netizens in Weibo teased tea eggs one after another, and exposed their own photos of tea eggs to show off their wealth.

@ No.1 Cat in the World: I went out today and saw someone selling cut cakes, so I bought one. As a result, the other party said it would cost 30 thousand yuan! I had no choice but to hand him the tea eggs I bought for breakfast. He took the tea egg trembling and said, "Brother, if I can't change it, I won't give you a few pounds!" "

@ Jack Bobby: I love tea. I spent 30 thousand on a catty of tea with tears, but the next day my daughter-in-law used it to cook tea eggs. I hate it! Can such cheap tea make tea eggs? ! "

@ 吱吱吱吱: After thinking for a long time, I finally made up my mind to let my local friends bring me back a legendary "tea egg". I am so excited! This is the first time I have seen something so high. Do I need to peel it when I eat it? How much eloquence do you want to eat? Can I still pay off this egg in my life? !

@ Chaogeliang: One day I will hold my goddess and peel an extremely luxurious tea egg for her with trembling hands. Propose to her.

Please call me Miss Li: If you love her, cook tea eggs for her. ...