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The university fell in love with a movie because of a line.
1. Hot girl at the bottom
You are stressed because you have confidence in your success. The biggest lie in the world is that you can't.
2. A girl who listens
She is no longer a baby. I don't need anyone to teach me what failure is.
3. White dreamer
I must pursue my dream by myself, from morning till dark. Instead of living by fantasy every day, it is better to take some courage to turn fantasy into reality.
4. "Call me first"
I accept it, but I won't let it dominate my life. Never let anything stop you from pursuing your dreams.
5. angels love beauty
If I am destined to be lonely, then I would like to love the whole world. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
6. Little Women
Good things should be appreciated. I'm really tired of people saying that love is a woman's life.
7. The Devil in Prada
Why is everyone crazy about Paris, but Paris is really beautiful. Fashion is not for practicality.
8. Detention
I don't know, but it makes me feel a little involved. Always believe that doing the right thing is never wrong.
9. "heartbeat"
Every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare. One day you will meet a rainbow-like person. When you meet this person, you will feel that others are just floating clouds.
10. Not reached.
My real obstacle is not immobility, but. I can't live without her. He always forgets that I'm paralyzed. He treats me like a normal person.
1 1. Heidi and Grandpa
If doing something makes you happy, do it, no matter what others say. People always tell jokes. You must decide whether to trust your eyes and ears or what others say.
12. He is a dragon.
As long as there is love, everything will be fine. Be with people who love you and listen to your heart.
13. Edward Scissorhands
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.
I can't protect you if I don't have a knife; If I had a knife, I couldn't hug you.
14. Paradise Cinema
Life is completely different from movies-life is much more difficult. Stay here every day. Will think of this place as the whole world
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