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How to tell jokes to make friends laugh?

It is said that one day Zhang San and Li Si were watching a movie together. Zhang San found a bald head sitting in front of him and said to Li Si, "Bet 500; I'll go bald and not be scolded by him! " Li Si thought: How is it possible? I bet.

I saw Zhang San go to the front, smacked his head and said, "Xiao Wang! What a coincidence, come to the movies! " The bald man said, "Sir, I am not Xiao Wang!" " ""huh? Aren't you Xiao Wang? Oh! Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. " In this way, Zhang San earned 500 yuan.

Not long after, Zhang San said, "Believe it or not, he won't scold me once if I go to K again! Bet 500! " Li Si thought: Anyone who is innocent and is not turned against by a stranger K twice will gamble! I saw Zhang San go to the front; "Pa" hit his head and said, "Xiao Wang! What a coincidence, come to the movies! " The bald man said, "Sir, I'm not Xiao Wang!" " ""huh? Aren't you Xiao Wang? Oh! Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. " In this way, Zhang San earned 500 yuan.

Not long after, Zhang San said, "Believe it or not, he won't scold me once if I go to K again! Bet 500! " Li Si thought: Anyone who is innocent and is not turned over by a stranger K three times will bet! Similarly, Zhang San went to the front, patted his bald head again and said, "Xiao Wang! Come on! If you owe me tens of thousands, you don't know me! " Although the bald head is very spicy, it can only say "Sir! I'm really not! You admit your mistake! " Zhang San's ㄟ ... I'm sorry! The cinema is too dark, so ... sorry! "I made another 500 for Zhang San!

The bald man became more and more unhappy. In order to avoid being k again, he changed his seat. I saw Zhang said to Li Si, "All right! Give you a chance to repay the principal! Bet a thousand that he won't scold me once if I go to K again! " "This is impossible! You can laugh without being beaten. Very good! I bet "Zhang San stood up and walked to the bald head; Then bang and say, "Xiao Wang! So you're sitting here! I also recognized the bald man sitting there as you! "