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An interesting prologue to the legal report.
1. Hello everyone. Welcome to today's Legal Report. I am your master. Whenever I see criminals at large, I think it's because they haven't seen our program. Come on, change the lens! Let's introduce them to the power of law.
2. Hello and welcome to today's Legal Report. The purpose of our program is to make every bear illuminated by the light of law.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's Legal Report. I'm your host, a man who was once a suspect but was arrested for being too stupid.
Hello and welcome to today's Legal Report. I am the host, a person who once dreamed of becoming a lawyer, but gave up because the law was too complicated.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's Legal Report. I am the host, a person who is good at telling jokes in legal terms, but sometimes I am amused by my own jokes.
Please note that at all times, we need to respect the seriousness of the law and the procedure itself. These opening remarks are just to add some humorous elements and make the program more intimate.
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