Brain teasers that require association

Brainteasers are an artificially created and highly entertaining language game in the form of question and answer. It is widely welcomed by the public for its humorous expression. Below is what I share with you, I hope it will be helpful to you.

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1. There are only three people in the house, father, mother and brother. Why is this? Answer: son, mother and uncle

2. A man loves to drink and is afraid of his wife. His wife stipulates that you must take off your shoes when entering the house. He remembers it as if it were an imperial edict. One day I came back from drinking again. When I got to the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words about taking off my shoes when entering the house. I hurriedly took off my shoes, held them in my hands, and walked to the fifth floor barefoot. He opened the door, shook his shoes, and said to his wife: I remembered to take off my shoes today. Answer: You must take off your shoes.

3. What word is used all over the world? Answer: *** Numbers

4. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? Answer: Temperature

5. What thing only grows a tail at night? Answer: Popularity

6. Which English alphabet does the most people like to hear? Answer: CD

7. What is the ceremony that a priest cannot preside over anyway? Answer: one’s own funeral

8. The main causes of divorce What is it? Answer: Marriage

9. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? Answer: He is washing other people's clothes

10. When does four minus one equal five? Answer: A quadrilateral, cut off one corner, and there are five corners

11. A grown man is peeing and guessing an object. Answer: flower. Help the second child< /p>

12. The answer for a woman giving birth to a child: spitting blood

13. How many sides does a box have? Answer: two, inside and outside

14. Zhang Fei’s What's the mother's surname? Answer: Wu, Wu Shishi's birth is not Fei

15. What is the first thing Santa Claus puts in his stocking this Christmas? Answer: his own feet

16. How to use three chopsticks to create a number that is smaller than three and four? Answer: Π, pi 3.926

17. There is a girl walking on the beach wearing a swimsuit. Why is it on her But there were no footprints behind her? Answer: Because she was walking backwards.

18. The train takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai. After three hours of travel, where is the train? Answer: On the railroad tracks.

19. There is a stick, how can you make it shorter with the least effort? Answer: Compare it with another longer one.

20. Why should some water be distributed in a planned manner? Answer: Because it is salary

Sharing classic brain teasers

1. A ferocious hungry cat, When you see a mouse, why do you run away? Answer: to catch the mouse

2. What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: marriage

3. There is a ship that can only carry 50 people , after there were 49 people on the boat, a pregnant woman was added to the boat, and the boat sank into the sea. Why? Answer: They were in a submarine

4. Why did Xiao Gao want to read a book with the same content? Buy two copies at the same time? Answer: Give them away

5. There is a man standing on the top of a train traveling at a speed of 240 kilometers per hour. Although he is not a superman who can fly and walk on walls, he still looks calm and composed. , not nervous, why? Answer: Because the train had not started yet

6. Which one is longer: "water snake", "python" or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: "green bamboo snake" is the longest, because it There are three words

7. Which English letter does the most people like to hear? Answer: CD

8. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer: Blind person

9 . On a cold winter morning, there was a man in a suit swimming desperately in the river. Why do you think this is the answer: He accidentally fell into the river

10. Which came first, the man or the man? Woman’s answer: Because the man belongs to the husband, he is called “Sir”

11. What is the largest sea in the world? Answer: The sea of ??suffering, the sea of ??suffering without cliffs

12. Aunt Wang’s whole body God talks all the time, but there is one month that she talks the least about. Which month was that? Answer: February

13. Fangfang dropped her student ID card at the school gate, what should she do? Answer : She should pick it up

14. A person was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several thousand meters, but was not injured. Why? Answer: What fell was snowflakes

< p> 15. Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly poisonous but harmless to humans? Answer: As long as you don’t drink it

16. Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student. Why is the answer: Xiao Ming is deaf and mute? student.

17. What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows

18. There is a person who is not an official, but is responsible for the whole company's staff and cadres. work. The answer to what this person does: Open an elevator

19. What can you borrow without paying back the answer: Borrowing light

20. Every couple has an absolute love in life Same point, what’s the answer: That’s getting married on the same day in the same year, same month, and the same year

Classic joke sharing

1 Too obviously ugly

Know why most mobile phones have front-facing cameras Aren’t the pixels too high? Because I don’t want you to be too ugly.

2. It is best not to find a girlfriend

Smoking is really bad for the body, especially for men. Smoking too much can easily lead to sexual dysfunction, so I recommend regular Men who smoke, for the sake of their health, it is best not to find a girlfriend.

3 This is your Grandma Shi’s meat

When I usually buy meat, whether it’s pork, chicken or beef, I like to divide the meat into small pieces, keep it in the refrigerator, and take it with me as I go~ ~ The first two One day, my neighbor's aunt's refrigerator was broken, so she put a piece of pork in my refrigerator. When I was cooking dinner in the evening, I asked my son to help me get a piece of beef from the refrigerator. My son rummaged around in the refrigerator for a long time and found a piece of meat. He was not sure if it was beef, and hesitantly asked me: What kind of animal meat is this? I exclaimed: This is It’s your Grandma Shi’s meat! My son’s hands trembled and the meat fell off...

4 Someone said you are a *** today

A: “Brother, do you know? Someone said you were a *** today, and I was very angry. I went up and slapped that person. "B: You are indeed my good brother. You are right."

A: "I said, he is a ***, do you still need to say that? Aren't you talking nonsense?" B: "Come on, come here, I promise not to beat you to death." "

5 Hide and Seek

I still remember when I was a child, I played hide and seek with my friends at night. I was in the grass and no one found me. When I touched the mud on the ground, I squeezed it and played. Suddenly It feels wrong, the more I squeeze it, the more it smells. The one I've been playing with for a long time is actually Tuo Xiang.