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Talk about feeling irritable: On a hot and irritable afternoon, I want to soak myself in a bottle
1. When you hold my hand tightly, at that moment I decide that you will only be my favorite person in this life.
2. We have been hurt enough and scared. I know that it is useless to be sad. How to live a good life is the most important thing.
3. Since you are afraid of getting hurt, why do you still love?
4. That’s how I am, neither crying nor fussing. I would rather be a child than bear too much.
5. When I was buried in the sea of ????fire, you watched the fire from the other side but did not save me.
6. When I am laughing heartlessly, does anyone know that I am in the most pain at this moment?
7. I know that I have missed a lot and was always sad alone.
8. My heart is deeply devoted to you and I have no regrets. I have been confused all my life and pinned myself on hopeless lovesickness.
9. I used to think crazy, but now I try my best to forget.
10. The most painful thing in the world is not how to choose, but having no choice.
11. Some wounds, no matter how long it takes, still hurt when touched.
12. Remember those dogs who look down on you. Wait until you are strong in the future to see who is weak.
13. What I thought was love before is now just a habit.
14. I am still waiting for you, those little happiness, I take it seriously, you can do whatever you want.
15. Life is so short, why should you let unimportant people affect your important mood?
16. In the hot and irritable afternoon, I want to soak myself in a bottle.
17. My dear, let’s go to Ireland to get married. Divorce is illegal there.
18. Too many people rush in blindly with enthusiasm, and too many people leave restlessly.
19. Some troubles are made up out of thin air, but we accept them as reality.
20. I don’t want to talk when I’m angry, and I like to be alone quietly.
21. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that have sheltered you from the rain.
22. It turns out that everything cannot stand the test of time.
Twenty-three, apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you.
24. I am not angry or hurt, I just feel tired.
25. If you fail someone who loves you deeply, you will meet someone who will hurt you the most.
26. For whom the eyes that weep for, the filled pupils, merge into a river.
Twenty-seven, left heartbroken, turned around and returned to the original desolation to wait.
28. Love is like an hourglass. When the heart is full, the mind is empty.
29. The thing I regret most in my life is that I didn’t slap you and walk away when we broke up.
Thirty. I don’t want to travel around the world, I just want to find you. That's it.
31. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves you room to choose friends.
32. If you are so good-tempered that you will get angry, how willful I am.
33. I said I would change for you, but it’s a pity that you don’t want to give me time.
Thirty-four, crying, tears quietly falling, all of this is not an illusion.
Thirty-five, leaving a visible wound, thinking about an invisible person.
Thirty-six. Do you have to die before you can believe that I love you?
37. Life is easier to survive by constantly forgetting.
Thirty-eight, mourning has become all my homework for the day, and self-deprecation has become a habit.
Thirty-nine. Peace of mind is always the most beautiful. In this lifetime, accidents happen every day.
Forty. I am not a strong person, but I know that I must be strong when I should be strong.
41. When the tears are left, you will know how painful it is.
42. Only when I was discouraged and lost again did I understand the value and meaning that I had longed for and sought.
43. When I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
44. I always thought I was selfish, but it turned out that I was just stupid.
45. Some things and some people, I can only pretend to understand.
46. No one can pretend to be him, because he is the only one in my heart
47. The happiest thing in the world is to cry when Sometimes there are people who make you laugh.
Forty-eight, the sleepless night slowly drifts over, and there is no obstacle to the longing heart.
49. Be kind to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.
Fifty, please don’t say those three words to me, you don’t deserve it.
51. Some things are not that I don’t care, but what if I care?
52. I think I still haven’t forgotten him. Sometimes tears still flow.
53. Unknowingly, I suddenly had this feeling. It wasn’t that I didn’t love, but that I couldn’t love.
54. You are like a bat, sucking away my youth and letting me grow old with you.
55. No one can give you your happiness but me.
Fifty-six. If you can't forget him, just don't forget him. To truly forget, you don't need to work hard.
Fifty-seven. Please don’t bother me anymore if you miss me. I really want to give up on him.
58. There were so many things I wanted to say, but I always lacked the courage to speak.
Fifty-nine, I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything, including you.
Sixty, we were once a cup of boiling water, time has made us colder.
61. I can entertain myself alone and live a good life.
62. Even though you know it is wrong, you still persist in loving each other for so long.
Sixty-three, our love is like a half-sung song, intermittent.
64. If emotions can hibernate, then we will not be hurt again.
Sixty-five, I only have one heart. I gave it to you, and I have nothing to give to myself.
Sixty-six, raise your head proudly, never shed tears no matter how painful it is, and be a strong self.
67. Sunshine, give me the power to smile, just like the power you gave me.
Sixty-eight, I tried my best not to make the people around me sad, but found that it was myself who was injured.
Sixty-nine, I shouldn’t make you angry, I hate my bad temper.
Seventy. Girl, when no one loves you, you must live like a man.
71. I love you, and for your pleasure, I am willing to let go of everything, including you.
72. Life is not perfect, personality is emotion.
Seventy-three, little dwarf, you don’t need to grow taller, I can bend down.
74. Loneliness does not mean that the person you want to wait for has not yet come, but that this person has walked out of your heart.
75. I want to cherish everyone around me until I grow old.
76. When the equator retains snowflakes and tears melt away the fine sand, will you feel less lonely today?
77. Time has diluted our feelings, but it cannot dilute our past.
78. I once thought I owned the whole world, but now I find that all I have is the past.
Seventy-nine, I am alone in a corner of the world, and even the loneliness is laughing at me for being too degenerate.
80. Empty your whole heart and only accommodate you.
81. Now I am the only one keeping the promise I made. Sentences about feeling anxious and irritable. Quotes about feeling anxious and irritable
1. There is no painting that is not evaluated by others, and there is no person that is not discussed by others.
If you are taciturn, some people will accuse you of being too talkative; if you are talkative, some people will accuse you of boasting; if you praise others, some people will accuse you of having ulterior motives; if you criticize kindly, some people will get angry and think you are nosy.
2. The most beautiful thing in the world is that I have grown up and you are not old yet; I have the ability to repay you and you are still healthy.
3. It is March, the flowers are half in bloom, the sun has not yet lifted, the flowers are blooming, welcoming the smiling flowers; the gray sky is lightly drizzled, the bright red flowers are numerous, and the haze leaves the mortals in the sky Drunk, the red rope emerges from thousands of knots, the sparrows long for each other while traveling alone, the rhinoceros is stained with dust; the numerous stars are bright and addictive, the green grass withers in the light, the snow dances on the ground and becomes a fairy, the rain is silent and clear Sweet, the outstanding talents are whining and the fragrant flowers are fading. The beautiful willow branches are quiet and peaceful, but there is no wind and pity.
4. People always lament that moths fly into flames, people always ridicule fish for taking the bait, and people always laugh at themselves for getting stuck in the quagmire. But if you think about it carefully, are there not many tragedies of this kind of desire around us in our lives? The human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant. Those who indulge their souls will eventually lose their true freedom! One must always be wary of bad desires.
5. The sky is not always clear and the sun is not always shining, so it doesn’t hurt to have an emotional breakdown occasionally.
6. Counting the passing years, all the disasters in the past have become memories and become topics of chat after dinner. Life is full of ups and downs, but once you have passed them, you will be calm. Whether it is sadness or joy, the time that has been passed cannot be repeated. The things you were once obsessed with may no longer be worth mentioning, and the people you once loved may have become strangers. These seemingly simple truths can only be understood deeply if you have experienced them yourself.
7. Promise is not a white cloud in the sky, carefree and elegant; Promise is not a spray on the green waves, light and unrestrained; Promise is not a leaf of duckweed on the water, floating uncertainly; Promise is not in the night An epiphyllum, fleeting. Commitment is like a pearl, its crystal clearness is the price of the clam's pain, and it is also its glory; Commitment is like golden grains, its fullness is the crystallization of farmers' hard work and sweat, and it is also the hope of farmers; Commitment is like honey, its sweetness is the bee's The crystallization of hard work is also the pride of bees; commitment is like a shooting star, its brilliance is the tragic contribution of the meteorite, and it is also the glory of the meteorite; commitment is like the dewdrops on the green grass in the morning, bright and short-lived.
8. Only after separation can you know how deep your love was. Only when you lose it do you realize how beautiful you have it. When you are in it, you have no idea how lucky you are. I regretted it until everything was gone. Therefore, the most difficult thing about being a human being is actually understanding the happiness in your own life. Because everyone can feel pain, but it is difficult to feel happiness. Ordinary happiness is the best.
9. A glass of sake, shattering this evening, and making beauty drunk. A wine bottle can hold a thousand glasses of fine wine, but it cannot hold a thousand years of love. I invite you to an appointment with a thousand-year-old voice, and listen to the sound of flowers blooming, and the beauty will bloom like an epiphyllum. Sleeping for thousands of years, using this thousands of years of sleeping, I will bury all the plots related to you. I will pick up the petals on the ground to make my dream bed. Tonight, I will use words to invite you to an appointment. Will you use words to bypass the ties between the lines of my words? Keep an appointment? Come, I'm here.
10. Life is so short, how can we waste it? A wise philosopher once said: When someone scolds me on the street, I don't even look back. I don't want to know about this boring person! We should neither hurt others nor be swayed by others' criticism. We should follow our own wishes and learn our skills steadily first.
11. Material poverty is not terrible, but psychological poverty is terrible. Poverty is often associated with downfall, and poverty is often associated with lack of ambition. If you are psychologically poor, the rich can also become poor. If you are psychologically rich, even the poor can become rich. Material poverty combined with despair will quickly destroy a person's body; self-confidence and self-reliance will bring about temporary material poverty, but good times will come soon.
12. It is impossible and unnecessary to please everyone. To please everyone is to offend everyone. Deliberately trying to please others will only make others disgusted. You need to be natural in getting close to others, and your speculative mentality needs to change. If you have time to please, it is better to do things down-to-earth. It is always unreliable to please others. Only by working hard can you be real.
13. When you get kitsch and lose the truth, you must strengthen your confidence and have yourself.
14. Learning to appreciate yourself is equivalent to having the golden key to happiness. Appreciating yourself is not self-admiration, appreciating yourself is not being self-centered, appreciating yourself is not narcissism, and appreciating yourself is not being complacent. Give yourself some self-confidence, give yourself a little happiness, give yourself a smile, why worry about not having the happiness of life? !
15. Time alone, simple and peaceful, forgetting the hustle and bustle of the world, abandoning the troubles and trivial matters of the world, being warm in a cup of tea, intoxicated in a flower, and comfortable in a meter of sunshine , to find such a place of tranquility, with simple and elegant words, a flower blooms at the fingertips, with a dark fragrance filling the sleeves, tranquility light and graceful between the eyebrows, and tranquility blooming quietly in the light summer.
16. Watching TV alone at home is not lonely. Sitting palely among people who are not talking to each other is truly lonely.
17. If I were the flying snow, you would be the pure ice like jade. When the weather is stagnant, one stares at the long sky; when it merges, it becomes bright and clear; when spring comes, it turns into bursts of misty rain, watering the world into an unrestrained dream. If you are an oriole who loves to sing, I am a lark who sings long songs. Stepping on the same notes and singing the same lyrics
18. Women remember that if you decide to leave someone, you should act faster and cut the mess quickly; if you decide to fall in love with someone, take a longer time. , to see if it is really suitable for you.
19. You said that the lights on the other side are where your heart is; later, the fishing boats sang at night, and the mist and rain were wandering. You said that the water was still and the lotus scented, and the wind was gentle and smooth; then the clouds covered the thin moon, and the dew was as clear as frost. You talk about chess in the dark window, and then talk about your heart; later, the wind blows through the lonely pine, and the fog covers the mountains. You say that the red sleeves are feigning anger, and the autumn waves are flowing and thinking of Zhang Chang; later, the black eyebrows are long and narrow, and the spring scenery is drifting away from Ruan Lang.
20. Who arranged those mistakes, or did I accidentally let the most beautiful moments be blown away by the wind? Maybe I am just the wind carrying a dream, and you are the clouds drifting in the sky. Maybe you are just the drop that passes through the clouds or the raindrop in the wind. Although we can meet each other heart-to-heart, there is nothing we can do.
21. The autumn wind is bleak, the moon is like a hook, and the prosperity is scattered on the branches. The wild geese fly from the north to the south, the grass and trees are withered, and the beautiful scenery is gone. In the waning moon of the morning breeze, I went up to the west tower alone, feeling a wisp of love and a bit of sadness. The moon waxes and wanes, the thousands of reds have faded, and the wind has cooled down over the years. Singing in the wind, splashing ink and waving sleeves, carrying clear words to accompany the singing. The body is bathed in clear light, the pulse is gentle, and the lovesickness is as thick as wine. Sentences for feeling depressed and irritable. Quotes about feeling depressed and irritable
1. The world is so imperfect.
2. Sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, but I just don’t want to understand; sometimes it’s not that I don’t know, but I just don’t want to say it; sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, but that I don’t know what to do if I understand, so I just keep There was silence.
3. People should know blessings, cherish blessings, and create blessings again.
4. When the cigarettes are sold out and no one is seen at sunrise, the mountains and rivers are green.
5. If each other had appeared earlier, maybe we wouldn’t be intertwined with another person. Or maybe they met a little later, so late that the two people slowly learned tolerance and consideration, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when they came together, they wouldn't give up so easily and turn around willfully. Let go of love. There is no one step too early or one step too late. That is such a rare fate.
6. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.
7. If I see you holding your head high while walking down the street, stop holding on. Just hold on to a small steamed bun.
8. What can I do if I delete you? What can I do if I cry and think about you? You always think that I am not good.
9. Only people who have also experienced boundless darkness are qualified to say, I understand you.
10. You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.
11. Sometimes we are a little short-sighted and ignore the real emotions closest to us; sometimes we are a little far-sighted and blur the happiness closest to us.
12. We often wonder, how to measure love? Once, I thought it was longing, and longing is love.
13. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I cannot feel that you are a processed woman?
14. When the heart is tired, the body is tired, and the hands are released, all love and hate are like the Yellow River water in the cup that has settled.
15. Without love, you are destined not to squeeze into her life. Please don't shed tears in front of her. She can't give you care and concern, at most she can only give you a little sympathy. Only those who love you will truly cherish you, instead of watching with sympathy and pity.
16. It is not scary to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but the scary thing is to meet a bunch of them.
17. When a beast is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, then lick its wounds and persist on its own, but once it is greeted with greetings, it cannot bear it
18. Memory exists in cells, in the body, and is never separated from the body. To destroy it is to destroy both the jade and the stone.
19. If love can be explained, vows can be modified.
20. You don’t have to marry the person you love the most. If you love someone too much, you will lose yourself. You don’t have to marry the best person. Someone who is too outstanding will put pressure on you.
21. Most of the time, people who claim to be straight-talking just don’t want to consider the other person’s feelings.
22. Because I know you are a child who worries easily, so I put the thread in your hands but did not dare to fly too far.
23. When we cannot afford happiness, we should never walk too close to the window and stare at happiness.
24. When I open my eyes every day, you and the sunshine are there. That is the best future.
25. When love comes to an end, it will end on its own. When the time comes, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to end it.
26. It is often said that women’s golden age is very short, only 2226 years old, but men are different. They are not in a hurry when they are 30 or 40 years old.
27. Maybe you will never know that I will remember your words for a long time; but I will hold on to your disapproving promise.
28. What you hold in your hands is not necessarily what you really own; what you have is not necessarily what you really have in mind. Talk about your irritable mood
1. You forget some people, but the input method still remembers them.
2. Zeroing is a positive attitude. All successes and failures are a thing of the past relative to the previous second. The past can support the future, but it cannot replace tomorrow. Learning to return to zero is a kind of awareness that actively faces the future. Treat waking up every day as a new life, and take baby steps to make the best use of the time before sleep. Return to zero, so that the bad will not affect the future, and the good will not confuse the present.
3. It is easy for a person to be nice to you, and it is also easy for someone to like you. The important thing is persistence. If a person treats you well when he is with you, he likes you. But if you are not together and he still treats you well, that means he really loves you.
4. Sometimes, even if you turn around, your heart is still on the other side, imagining thousands of times and traveling back to the original scenes.
5. No matter how good a person is, it only makes sense if he is yours first. In the end, love is not about who is better, but who can stay by your side in the end. Therefore, the best one does not come from the stars, but from the you around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.
6. Don’t let past sorrow and fear of the future ruin your present happiness.
7. I have also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, smile heartlessly, and will no longer shed those cheap tears. Then I heard you say softly: You have changed.
8. Life is like a dandelion. It seems to be free, but it cannot be controlled.
9. I just want to be with you, three meals a day, all year round.
10. I don’t have time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
11. For color, light is good, but if it is dark, it will fade; if life is simple, it will deteriorate if it is complicated.
12. Waking up every day and seeing you and the sunshine is the future I want.
13. Whose tears fall in memories in the years, and whose sadness falls in the past in time. The past is like smoke, and I don’t know whose lovesickness has drifted away; the memories like dreams, I don’t know who has drifted away and whose waiting has drifted away. He is also persistent, no matter how much pain he has suffered.
14. The key to human elegance lies in controlling one's emotions. To hurt someone with your mouth is the stupidest thing to do. A person who can control bad emotions is more powerful than a person who can take down a city. If the water is deep, the flow will be slow, and if you speak slowly, people will be valuable.
15. On a sunny day, if you think of me inadvertently, everything will be better.
16. Instead of complaining that the rose bushes are covered with thorns, it is better to be grateful for the roses growing on them.
17. The hardest thing to say is the first hello and the final goodbye.
18. When you desperately want to accomplish something, you are no longer the opponent of others, or to be more precise, others are no longer your opponent, no matter who it is, As long as he makes this determination, he will immediately feel that he has gained infinite strength, and his horizons will also broaden. ---"The Count of Monte Cristo"
19. To love someone is to want to put the beautiful love in the most secret and safe place like a squirrel hiding nuts in winter. In the tree hole, in the next quarter of an hour, I wanted to tell the whole world this proud news.
20. Happiness in life requires a normal heart to carry it. The reason why people suffer is often because they have too many desires and too little satisfaction.
21. The foundation of love is not being hungry. For all couples who don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes, if they can't make timely adjustments so that both parties can feel that their days are changing little by little, there will be no possibility of growing old together. In love, you must first settle the material issues before you are qualified to talk about spiritual matters.
22. Sit back and watch the clouds unfazed by favors and humiliations, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court. The most important thing in life is to be calm.
23. You buttoned the first button wrong, but you didn’t realize it until you buttoned the last button; some things were wrong from the beginning, but you had to admit it only in the end.
24. When I can’t see you, I always think that when I see you, I will tell you everything I wanted to say to you in those days. But after seeing you, I just want to tell you that I miss you so much.
Twenty-five, when you calm down, you will realize that the busyness you usually have is actually laziness. After calming down, I realized how neglectful and indifferent I had been toward myself. Too lazy to take care of the deep hopes and fears in the heart, too lazy to ask about the doubts and difficulties in the heart, too lazy to care for the softness and awakening of the heart.
26. If what you give to me is also given to others, then I would rather not have it. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.
27. The greatest pain in life is not failure, but not experiencing everything you want to experience. Don't forget the dream in your heart.
28. As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.
29. This world is small, and this is how we met. The world is so big that it’s hard to see each other again if we’re apart.
Thirty. If the heart does not move, the wind will not do anything. If you are not injured, the years will be fine.
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