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Language features: Tianjin dialect, not Tianjin dialect, refers to a triangular dialect with its tip facing south and its bottom facing north, which is called Tianjin dialect. The language spoken by the residents in the north of this dialect island is close to Beijing dialect, the language spoken by the residents in the northeast is close to Tangshan dialect, and the language spoken by the residents in the southwest and southeast is close to Jinghai dialect. So the language in this dialect area is obviously different from Tianjin dialect around the island. The characteristics of Tianjin dialect are mainly reflected in pronunciation. (1) The initial consonants of Putonghua are Juan zh, ch and sh, which are partially pronounced as Ping Z, C and S in Tianjin dialect, such as Zhan, but in Tianjin dialect, Zhao is pronounced as Zan Zhao and jujube; Use Tianjin dialect; "Holy Zen", but Tianjin dialect is pronounced as monk Zen; "Shangche" is pronounced as Sangce; Use Tianjin dialect; The word "yes" of "yin" is pronounced as "yes" in Tianjin dialect; The word "mountain" in "mountain range" is pronounced as three in Tianjin dialect, and so on. This is what people usually call Tianjin dialect-a "tooth character". (2) Putonghua has an initial r, Tianjin dialect is generally pronounced as a zero initial, and the consonant r becomes a vowel, such as Ren, Hot, Soft and Run. And Tianjin dialect is pronounced in, that is, iou, iun and so on. The words "let, let, let, let" are all pronounced in Mandarin, but Yang is from Tianjin. (3) In addition, add the initial n before the opening syllable of A O E in Tianjin dialect, such as reading "an" as nan, "e" as excess, "nao" as boiling fish, "Love" as cute, "Europe" and "seagull" as nai. (4) There are many consonants in Tianjin dialect. For example, "this thing", Tianjin people say "this thing"; "Kick the ball" and say "Kick the ball"; "Boxing" is called "skinning" and so on. Say pronunciation first. Compared with Mandarin, Tianjin dialect is mainly different in pronunciation and tone. In terms of initials, Tianjin dialect generally reads the post-pronunciations zh, ch and sh of Putonghua as the pre-pronunciations Z, C and S respectively, such as Zhong Zongzong, Chen Can Tragedy, Shan Sansan and Sui; In the water. I is mixed with the r sound behind the tip of the tongue, such as "people" reading "silver" and "meat" reading "you"; If kaiyuan has its own scale, it is necessary to add the initial "n" in front of it, such as "ai" pronounced as "Nai" and "Goose" pronounced as "Nuo". In addition, there are some special words in Tianjin dialect, such as "Ma" (meaning to do something) and "Er" (meaning to be interesting), which are widely used. Very rare in other places. Some individual words sound confusing, such as "feeling bored" (feeling bored) is conscious, feeling bored is unconscious and feeling bored is incomprehensible. History: In ancient times more than 4,000 years ago, the place where Tianjin was located slowly emerged from the seabed, forming an alluvial plain. Tianjin is now located in the ocean. Before the Yellow River was diverted, it was formed by alluvial sediments. In ancient times, the Yellow River changed its course three times and entered the sea near Tianjin. Three thousand years ago, it entered the sea near Ninghe County, near Huanghua County in the Western Han Dynasty, and in the southern suburbs of Tianjin in the Northern Song Dynasty. During the Jin Dynasty, the Yellow River moved south, captured the Huaihe River and entered the sea, and the coastline of Tianjin was fixed. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty set up salt officials in Wuqing. After the construction of the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal in Sui Dynasty, the intersection of the South Canal and the North Canal (now the Sanchahekou of Jingang Bridge) was called Sanhui Haikou in history, which was the earliest birthplace of Tianjin. In the Tang Dynasty, a salt field was opened in Lutai and a salt warehouse was set up in Baodi. The Northern Song Dynasty was under the jurisdiction of Liao State. In Wuqing, a "Que Salt Institute" was established to manage salt affairs. In the second year of Southern Song Dynasty (12 14), Zhigu Village was established at Sanchakou, and a street was formed near the harem. This is the earliest name of Tianjin. In Yuan Dynasty, zhi gu Village was changed to Haijin Town, which became the transportation center of grain transportation. Zhi gu Salt Transportation Department was established to manage the production and sales of salt. In the second year of Ming Dynasty (1400), Governor Zhu Dinan of Gyeonggi crossed the Grand Canal and competed with my nephew Ming Huidi for the throne.

Later, Judy became Emperor Yongle. To commemorate the "Battle of Jingnan", this place was renamed Tianjin, the ferry that the emperor passed through, on November 21st, Yongle, and on December 23rd, Gregorian calendar 1404. As a military location, in the southwest of Sanchakou, Tianjin began to build a city and set up a guard, called Tianjin Guard, which opened a new page in Tianjin's urban development. It is a military system, not a local administrative division. Then Tianjin left-back and Tianjin right-back were added. In the ninth year of Shunzhi in Qing Dynasty (1652), Tianjinwei, Tianjin Zuo Wei and Tianjin Youwei were merged into Tianjinwei, and civil affairs, salt transportation, taxation and military affairs were established. In the third year of Yongzheng (1725), Tianjin Wei was promoted to Tianjin. In the ninth year of Yongzheng (173 1), Tianjin was promoted to Tianjin Prefecture, which governed six counties and one state: Tianjin County, Jinghai County, Qingxian County, Nanpi County, Yanshan County, Qingyun County and Cangzhou County. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, Tianjin, as the resident of Zhili Governor, also became the main base for Li Hongzhang and Yuan Shikai to establish Westernization and develop Beiyang forces. 1860, the British and French allied forces occupied Tianjin, and Tianjin was forced to open a port, and foreign powers successively established concessions in Tianjin. 1900 July, Eight-Nation Alliance attacked Tianjin, and Tianjin fell. 190 1 year, the government of Tianjin, Eight-Nation Alliance ordered the demolition of the city wall. Beiyang government (19 12- 1928) In the early years of the Republic of China, Tianjin played an important role in politics. Hundreds of politicians and Qing veterans took refuge in Tianjin Concession and tried to restore it. Including Li, President of the Republic of China, and Puyi, former emperor of the Qing Dynasty. Nanjing National Government1June, 928, the National Revolutionary Army occupied Tianjin, and Nanjing National Government established "Tianjin Special City". 1June, 930, Tianjin Special City was changed to Tianjin, which was directly under the jurisdiction of the Executive Yuan of Nanjing National Government. 1 1 In June, the capital of Hebei Province was moved from Beiping to Tianjin, and the municipality directly under the Central Government of Tianjin was changed to a provincial municipality. 1June, 935, the capital of Hebei Province moved to Baoding, and Tianjin became a municipality directly under the central government. During the Japanese occupation period (1937- 1945), the people of Tianjin were miserable. Japan basically ruled Tianjin by force. Japanese soldiers wantonly burned and looted Tianjin, when the floods in Tianjin made Tianjin a veritable hell on earth. 50,000 workers were arrested. Tianjin had already opened a large number of concessions in the Qing Dynasty, so it was still relatively safe in the early days of Japanese occupation. However, after the Pacific War broke out and Japan seized and leased land from other countries, Tianjin was restless. During the War of Liberation (1945- 1949),1948165438+129 October, the Northeast Field Army of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, the Second and Third Corps of the North China Military Region and the first local armed forces were stationed in Beiping (now 1949 65438+1October 15 At 5 o'clock in the morning, the East-West Assault Group of the People's Liberation Army successfully joined forces at Jintang Bridge. 65438+1October 17, the People's Liberation Army liberated Tanggu and Tianjin. Liangzi's glass window on Tianjin dialect 1 middle finger door. I wonder if people in other places have a specific name for this object? Its pronunciation is "Hou". It means too sweet or salty. : There is too much salt in this dish today. It almost killed me. 3. pleating refers to people finding fault or describing someone's mother-in-law for no reason (but it doesn't mean to cause trouble, just "pleating"). 4. The horizontal reading is unchanged, and there are two sounds. Actually, this is a possible conjunction. Exodus. Why hasn't he come yet? There is something in Heng's house. 5. Sucking honey is relatively simple, and it is a name for sweets such as lollipops. Another: Stop means licking and tolerating. 6. Snacks generally refer to snacks. Maybe it's called being in Beijing. I didn't pay much attention. 7.Bangmallet (fruit) Beijing is called "fried dough sticks", but the fried dough sticks I eat in Beijing are still different from those in Tianjin, and the pancake fruit is even worse. 8. Sneeze. Normal people say "sneeze", but when they arrive in Tianjin, they are called "sneeze" somehow. Besides, I sneezed for more than 20 years, but I insisted.

In fact, it should be "how", but Tianjin people mean "how", which is often followed by "how". For example, are you bored because you are so young? 10, cold and cheerless, flat. For example, there is a saying in the dispute over Ma Zhiming: "I am so cruel to you!" (The last sentence "deaf" is Tianjin dialect, which refers to straightening the crooked axle (the front and back of the bicycle axle are not in a line), and it is extended to "teach, tidy up and make people yield". 1 1. Oil hyacinthus orientalis is actually a kind of "oil hyacinthus orientalis", which refers to an insect (cricket) that looks like a cricket, and there is a similar one, commonly known as "three-tailed (pronounced" Yi ") son". 12. Pang Hai is a crab, and Tianjin people like to call it "Pang Hai". 13. Your name is "you" or "you", for example: What are you going to do? (Actually, it should be "What are you doing?" According to the standard Tianjin dialect, it means "Nigel (whispering) Why?" Fourteen, pedantic, read in, 1. Refers to a carefree state. Exodus: Is it pedantic to smoke and drink tea to watch the football game? 15,288 This is a classic Tianjin dialect, which means average or below, similar to "two knives". For example, such a narrow road can only be crossed by an old driver like you. You need to change it to 288, Jukana. (Attachment: I read qia two or three times in Tianjin. ) 16.Nao (fish) means "boil", and Tianjin people pronounce Nao, nao, one sound. Gao Yingpei's "Fishing" includes "The old fisherman returns, and you say this thing is so old". ("Bale", there is no need to explain. ) 17, Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong. For example: redundancy (forever). 18. Shun (2) means ugly, shameful and bad. Exodus: You said he cursed me in front of so many people. How obedient I am! Another: the synonym of "crash" (three tones) and "shun" (two tones), especially when the color contrast is too bright or the color is too bright. Exodus: Your clothes are too shabby. 19. Come (three times) and drag by hand. Exodus: Don't come to me (three times). 20, can not afford to pick up children to describe fatigue. Exodus told me to lie down and have a rest. I am too tired to answer this day. 2 1. Tianjin famous comb. 22. There are two ways to read the pile: one is to look (a sound), which means that the body is spread out into a ball; Second, against the (three tones) ancient (light tone), refers to the liquid. For example: 1. He fainted at that time and immediately piled up there. 2. Don't make a fool of yourself (three times). Sprite is not like Sprite, and Coke is not like Coke. Earning points may have evolved from a game or a game in which you win or lose by points, which means you have great confidence in success. Exodus: If you have a six-level certificate, you will get extra points for finding a job. 24. Uncle Secretary = = hoarding goods. This cross talk from Gao Yingpei is Happy Funeral. Please download this crosstalk for details. 25. dry rice. Exodus: Ma once said a famous saying, "I don't even know how many bowls of dry rice I have eaten". 26, sugar pile Beijingers are called "sugar gourd". 27. The scientific name of cabbage is cabbage, and some places call it cabbage. Most people in Tianjin call it cabbage. 28. My nephew's name for soap, and so on, soap is called "sweet nephew". 29. Fast (three tones) mainly has two meanings: one is to grasp; The second spoon. For example: 1. My back seems to have been bitten by a mosquito. Please give me a push (three times). 2. Quickly put some water into the water tank (three times). Tianjin dialect likes to say "go" or "arrive" as "go". Shoes and slippers are sloppy, and Beijingers call them "sloppy boards". 3 1. chisel is to add a little more and work harder. Exodus: I think that's enough. Just chisel it again. 32. Slowing down means eating less before a formal meal. Exodus: Are you hungry? Two cake mats first. 3. Holding Tianjin people call "hungry" "holding". 34. Tianjin has two names for color: one is silly (couplet); Second, matches (3). For example: 1. What color is this (silly)? 2. color blindness. 35. Break up the so-called "uncle" of Tianjin people. Similarly, "uncle" is called "big". "Auntie" is called "Empress".

It should be noted that the age ranking of relatives in Tianjin is contrary to that in many places, and the youngest is called "Lao". For example, my classmate always talks about her aunt. When you arrive in Tianjin, you will be called "old aunt". 36. One side is "average". Exodus: He is the same age as me. 37. The cat's name "Touch" is pronounced as a hairy sound. Exodus, don't arrest me. It itches. People in Tianjin, Zi Ling often use the word "250" to describe others. As far as I know, it is often used to describe people with punk spirit. 39. Thief (four tones) read "this". In Liu Wenheng and Wang Wenyu's cross talk "storytelling", Tianjin people imitate storytelling. The first sentence is "Who will answer this (thief, four tones)?" 40. Another name for "this". Example: "What is this (interface, four tones)?" 4 1. raw bus puts on airs, which means 42. Glass covers the knees, indicating 43. Just go straight and don't turn (I told a colleague in Xinjiang, just go. He doesn't understand. The big neck is slippery, and hitting the back of the neck is slippery. Slide down while playing. 45. Zou Xing-If you swear by virtue, for example, look at you. Zou Xing (see your virtue) 47. Great Liao-all-encompassing, omniscient. When people preside over funerals, they are emcees. 48, solid autumn-groping. Exodus: You fool around in autumn! 49, autumn-meaning similar to solid autumn. Exodus: Don't lie awake in autumn! 50. Self-weakness is the meaningless resistance of the weak to the strong. The child was beaten by his father. He is dishonest and modest. 5 1.BK: Synonym of swearing, used in the second person and the third person. Exodus: Have you just arrived (the second BK)? /The world has to wait for me to gather early (1) BK! (referring to the third person "he") 52 Hit people: nouns are much heavier than "de". Exodus: Look at your taxi, I have long wanted to BK with you! 53. Feet: Tianjin dialect is a sound, the sound of "jiao". Exodus: You are so close! 54. Nose, etc. It's a snot. According to Exodus, he was frozen stiff. He keeps his integrity, and so on. 5, diarrhea: diarrhea. 56. Neck: the gap between the neck and the clothes. Example: Maren Mountain stuffed a bug into a fat man's neck. 57. Er (two sounds) Eggs: Goose Eggs 58. Small soap = = = Sister-in-law Tianjin people call soap' nephew' (see Article 28), so they also call sister-in-law' small soap'. 59. Xiu Mi (softly): Exquisite and compact. 60. Er (four tones): What do you mean? = What is it? What did you do? What did you do? 6 1. Poverty: joking, fooling around, laughing, no big or small, no rules. For example, don't be poor, go to work (stop it and go to work). There are many other things: fighting-shaking off clothes-vibrating and stirring. Interesting-interesting, interesting, interesting. Seriously-really, really, I'm serious. Drag-things and objects are useless, drag them away, and dogs bark to drag bricks. Fresh-fresh, Q: Is this fish fresh? A: It was just salvaged. Make sure it is fresh. Rolling meat-describe the other party as not easy to handle affairs. It's neither that nor that. It is impossible to use words or force. There is no way to roll meat. Annoying-it's not easy to ask for help. Let's disturb someone. Hu Xuan-Xuanla, unimplemented, unreliable and uncertain. There's nothing I can do. -There's no way out. Grab a level-it's hard, it's hard, poke it a few times-be careful, this person is not easy to mess with, poke it, shake it-describe someone who has become rich, and now he has bought a new building, a car, a shake and a fall-indicating that he has changed from rich to poor and weakened. Clothes-take off your coat, take it off. Three bad guys-lowly bad guys such as land, hooligans, miscellaneous bars, etc. Who doesn't do his job well and do bad things. Hysteria-talking in your sleep, shouting and making noise. Weird-very boring, depressed, doing nothing. Playing cymbals-irrelevant, always joking, like beating gongs and cymbals. Terribly cold-I'm sorry, people look down on me and are not generous. Finally, finally, finally, then-finally-love to dress up, love to dress up, love to be cute. Still-the child is disobedient and noisy. Exaggerate-disagree, argue and say that you are right.

Accept-eat the leftovers and clean your eyes-lose face, be afraid of things or behave badly, and don't show your eyes. Inch strength-coincidence, coincidence, waist twisting, inch strength. Forget it-it's done, forget it, no money, forget it, it doesn't matter-the room is big and spacious. Fast-do things quickly, cleanly and diligently. Diao wai-if you don't do well, it's either this or that. Funny show off-show off ironing-comfortable-make sure Genqiu-brain is like a square bag-maybe it's a hug-because what gift is small-resist Fenqiu-dishonest face change-face change defect-face change stare blankly-impulsive and violent person-_ wordy ink-do nothing. Put aside-talk about taking chicken-and doing things improperly, don't talk about it. Individual folds-why not feel uncomfortable? White fire-strong language ability or good expression ability. Pull it out-it's almost like dragging and kicking. Finally, we have a chat. Unconsciously, old Tan Er 3354 and foreigner 3354 (Hou) are very, very pinched. On the evening of the 34th, there were-one egg, nine places,-floors,-floors, and too many boards. -Look straight, right? -What's this? -Twisted, hard to change,-Just kidding, drilling,-Don't like _ silk,-Pedantic kicking,-It's comfortable at noon,-It's noon today. 34 carp punk (kei) I-crab pancreas-soap dog rotten son-rogue night bag-work with a full stomach and walk a few roads-different old tofu-bean curd brain-soybean milk, big fruit-peanuts, spells, spirits-refer to things that can just entertain people. Fire-,lifting a pole, smashing things, Dodd, smashing things, learning to clean up oil stains, gourd-,similar to "a cricket worm", calling for a warm roller-,describing one thing as particularly troublesome, and it is difficult to keep up with the eagle's heel-it is difficult to knock. Hard to rely on. Sang went up to the roof of the 3354 and pointed to the window above the door. (1)- The price of people (referring to merchants) is high. I don't think it is worth spending so much money. I was angry and narrow-minded. I sent my children to the police station. Temporary: When? Energetic: Energetic, energetic. Ba modeling: out of thin air. Cook Eagle: For example, you can't sleep all night. Burst: explain. Mixed garlic: if things are not done well, they are blind. Children's disobedience: describe people with incomplete intelligence and incomplete work. Domestic tiger: especially a person who is good at keeping a house and calculating carefully. White eyes: grandchildren or granddaughters. Barr: It's a metaphor for odd jobs. Out of tune: describes people who talk and do things without meaning. Twenty-five eyes: describe people's poor ability or low quality of goods. Paste the account: the human brain is clear. Oil flying: describes people walking around. Lou: midway. Pure meaning: intentional. Huso: stingy. Listen: Be quiet. Hugh: It describes the human body as very small. Punch: I was wrong. Mo: Take a walk. Kangkang: The description is a mess. Pride: criticism. Losing happiness: a sign of excitement. Knowledge: contentment. Kick: encourage and mobilize. Drink: in and out. Tide: wet, but not dry. Heat: enthusiasm. Grandpa, grandpa: refers to the sun. Outer street: refers to the road. Bend down: rack your brains and go all out. Returns and packaging: total. About: about. Return: Originally. Poison: a person who goes his own way and harms others and benefits himself. Screwdriver: Screwdriver, called air traffic control, follows the "solution (sound change) cone" of Jiangsu and Zhejiang people: refers to short and fat people. Xiu (softly): refers to a slim and exquisite woman. Foot collapse (softly): refers to a child's strong body. Pie (loudest voice): You get something for nothing, stay aside and wait for someone else to come and wait for the baby. Hi (softly): cozy, comfortable and carefree. Sally: Come on, come on. Modern: A fashionable woman. Lying down: a body that died on the side of the road or in the suburbs. Half a dozen: Nothing is comfortable. Hu Tianer: Nonsense. Secret plan. Encourage: encourage. Fart: Nothing or nothing. Ass: a person who talks big or breaks his word. Zabadi: Local ruffians. Xianer: No business. Eat it: be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

Three notes: beat about the bush. Rush: Defending others. Erdao: The technology is not so good. Don't: don't do this. Luo (ao) Daobang: Idle people. Capable terrier: A person who shows excessive bravado. Distress: A troubled child. Capable terrier: A person who shows excessive bravado. Bad pot: Something's wrong. Thorn: provocative, unconvinced. Namo: Think about it. Root: Start from the beginning. A sarcastic blow or comment. Child: People who grew up together. Idle children are sneaky: they talk big, brag and behave well. Dog food: rogue. Ear: Hear something. Pear: A braggart. Sitting in a bubble: a woman who is particularly capable of hitting. Twenty-five eyes: a bottle of dissatisfaction, half a bottle of hesitation. Raise leverage: you say east, I say west, and you will never reach * * * knowledge. Horizontal: refers to the luxury of life. Funny: Just kidding. Estimate: to guess or estimate. Finally: the last meaning. Semi-rubbish: describes that the level of doing things and being a man is not perfect. Real feelings: describe the posture of sitting, lying and standing upright. Sclerosis syndrome: Never admit it. Pickling: add something to others' hearts. Shame: describes people talking nonsense. Sa(s)Touch(m): It means to look around. Show off: describe the poor becoming rich, showing off or showing off. Paste: describes people as comfortable and moist. Plug (s m: I): Make fun of others with words. Trip: To cause mischief. Bad: Just kidding. Mourning: describes crying loudly. Bird energy: a job to support the family. Kn (K n): key points. Moon: Calendar. Foreign lamps: matches. Curling: describes a person who is very broken. Blockage: Best. Dump: Shit. Coax the young: instigate the situation to develop in depth. Seductive: describes people's love for things. Illegal: describe a person who likes to make trouble and can't stop. Nonsense: Some things are not close to each other. Truth: the truth. Turning over mud: a difficult thing to solve. Joke: Just kidding, just kidding. Why shout: let people do their professional work seriously. Gan Erla: It describes people who are tall and thin and have no strength. Face: lose face. White egg: describe a person who likes to talk nonsense. Greasy: sticky. Cold: belittle others. Pleat: It describes many things. Fill in: free of charge. Color: describes a person who is strong and unsociable. Fresh (xin) live: describe people dressed up beautifully. Yeko: Yesterday. Strike: We shouldn't owe it. Both sides should reconcile. Find it at all costs. Stupidity: not smart in mind, slow in action, and dull. Spillway: An inclined channel that drains water from the eaves of a house. Fool: deception. Saliva: refers to saliva. Old nose: refers to many things. Diligence: Diligence and agility. Cloth: Waste cloth used as cloth. Leggings: protect children. Run: crowd out in disguise, force. Question: the length of the arm extending horizontally. Anger: blame for dissatisfaction. Endurance: staring at something is endless. He Zi: Family members, including relatives. Room: refers to the area of the house. Twilight's son: posthumous child. It's time: the meaning of fate. Boom: Let it talk nonsense. Disaster: easy to spoil. Earn: words and deeds in dreams. Old myth: something useless or unimportant. Six is enough: one phone call. Cheng Zi: It's been a while. Go out: get married. Input: the money earned. At all: never. Zhi Zi: The ring. Xiasaka: sow discord. Meat: slow, slow. Childcare: two or more people conspire to plot against others. Live broadcast: pattern. Play: describe cynicism. Eyes: Make a fool of yourself. Blocked: Great. Find fault: pick sides. Doyle: Nervous. Apologize: naughty. Cut (three times): Guest. A gang: A gang. Really: Seriously. Don't be idle: I can't be idle: I didn't mean to. Clumsy: talk back. Blocking the heart: I am not happy. Grievance: grievance. Horizontal: Interrupt others.

Melon seeds: rotten brain: waste demon moth: rotten idea: playing in front: rubber band around monkeys: rubber band lifting gas: come on, fight: hooligans beat around the bush; Mahjong terms: playing BK, in line with BK; Swearing words include: answering your mouth, scaring your eyes, eight generations, five or eight poles. Medium-cooked, garlic mixed, discovery ambushes, nearly black, sticky, pot-wrapped, guaranteed, round-wrapped, back-written, bouncing, body-wrapped, not too big, not too far, not allowed to smoke, not authentic, not diverted, unambiguous, provoking, participating, 288,250, TEM8. Only a few hours. Persimmons look good, but they can't be eaten. Explain the meaning of "how fresh". () A. Persimmons are very fresh. B. I don't know much about persimmon sellers. C. persimmon astringency is a matter of course. 2. It's very cheap! Jump off a building for sale! Four catties! They are all four catties! "Four Jin" means: () A. One yuan and four Jin. B.there's a discount for buying four catties. C. buy at least four catties. 3. Second brother, how many steamed buns do you want? Do you want a kilo? -No, no, I'm dead. Only seven or two. "Stuffed to death" means: () A. I'm full after eating seven taels. If I eat seven ounces, my life will be in danger. C.i eat seven taels at most. Yesterday, Xiao Saner told me that he had an appointment! -Don't listen to him, that boy will (). The following words are the most appropriate: A. Choke B. Cake C. Sou 5. "I said you spilled the beans. Look at your () "The following words are most appropriate: A. Lala B. Drip C. Eggplant 6. "Yesterday, I told my sister about me and my object. They had a delicious meal. The following words are the most appropriate: A. Eggplant B. Learn to touch C. Linde 7. "Furnace Yuan" means: () A. A part on the stove B. The name of a cake C. A folk festival 8. "This is a new smell in Si Er today." "A new smell." B.things are related to news. C. things are fresh. Didn't you say your date would go into the water? Why are you here? -She rolled over with me. "Turn over" means: A. Get angry. B. stood me up. Change the plan. Our TV is broken. -Don't worry, I'll show you (). The following words are most appropriate: a. Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir. B. looking for bad luck C. especially smoking. 12. "I have narrowed it down to two o'clock in the afternoon. Take me () if you don't meet at three o'clock? " The following words are the most appropriate: a, tease b, tease c, change to 13,-. Our old girl is married, and she wants to celebrate Si Er. Who do you think is suitable? -looking for Zhang, he is four (). The following words are most appropriate: A, Bigger B, Bigger C, Bigger 14, Son, don't cross the road before I () arrive. The following words are most appropriate: A, Bao B, Armenia (Hao 1) C, Fang 15, "Boss," "Clear sauce" means: A. Soy sauce B. Noodle sauce C. Cooking wine16-Brother, how can I get to Wujiayao? -you can do it! "Simple" means: A. Simple stupidity. Go straight ahead. C. not far. You can find it yourself.

17. "I met Xiao Saner that day, and he gave me a neck cover without saying anything." "Necker runner" means: A. Scarf B. Necklace C. Hit my neck. 18. "I said, how did you reverse the car? Are you a little manly? " "anti" means: a. nagging B. muddling through C. womanizing. 19. Today, I play with you. The following words have the same meaning as "chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, etc". . 20. "You unfortunate child, you gave all the good cars." The following words are most appropriate: A. Turn over B. Disaster C. Change 2 1. "Seriously, don't take me ()." The following sentence is the most appropriate: A. Put it aside B. Play C. Play cymbals 22,354. I heard it. To play "to play" means: a. agree to play; B. don't agree to play; C. noncommittal; Hey, look at those four things? -Isn't that the fourth kidnapper? Never seen it? "Kidnapper" refers to: A. A person who abducts and sells women and children. B. turn the disabled frame. C. Grandma Grass Carp, father's second son said that he could catch 180 fish. Do you believe him? He is just, full of () words. The following words are the most appropriate: A. Hu Tian B. Hu Weiwei C. Pranks 2. Subjective question 1. Be careful not to touch the crispy rice. Think about the fish left in Zhong and Zhong Ting 2. Yesterday I went to see my old man's shoulder pole with my family and went home in the dark. As soon as I got out of the rough alley, I met a silver coin, 4 10 blue. Lie to me when you get off. When I went to Paisuo, he kept grinding with me. When I saw that four people in the world touched porcelain, I was angry. My mother's grandmother cooked a meal, and he was honest. If you were in the silver world, you would have sex. If you don't give him lessons, he will feel uncomfortable.