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My love watercress 5. 1, what are you talking about?
However, after a period of test, the film went downhill.
Although "My Love" broke through the box office mark of 654.38 billion yuan on May Day, it still couldn't resist the doubts of many moviegoers, and some even pointed out angrily that it was better to call it "your licking dog"!
Several official WeChat account owners I have been paying attention to have also complained about this film: the plot is vulgar, I love brain holes, the story of green tea licking dogs, and it is old-fashioned and rigid ... Douban is also full of praise and less, which is very controversial. I asked my friends who have seen movies, and they all said that the plot was very embarrassing, and there would be no men in the world for so long. ...
Is it really as bad as they say? This simply aroused my curiosity. Even though my friends advised me not to spend money on bad movies, I bought movie tickets and went my own way.
Originally, I vomited with the heart of watching a joke, but after careful reading, I have some different opinions. I summed up some of the audience's spit points:
1, the man chased the woman 15 years, and finally didn't lick anything.
Even though the woman knows that the man likes herself, she still hangs him up, as if she is in love with someone else.
After so many experiences, we finally got together, but because of the careless words of the man, we didn't think about the old feelings and refused to break up immediately.
4. The woman finally married someone else and invited the man to come. The two made out and played the monkey now?
At the beginning of the movie: the female host transfers to the high school where the male host is located, because beauty has become the focus of boys' attention. The man even fell in love with her at first sight. In this ignorant campus youth, she "practiced swimming hard to chase girls, went to the Woods together, and hugged by the sea inadvertently ..." Her feelings were quietly growing.
At first, the woman had no feelings for the man. Later, she began to have a good impression because the man helped the woman stop the milk smashed by the shark (as can be seen from the following article). In order to chase after the woman, the man and the shark decided to have a swimming competition. If the man wins, the shark will never bother the woman again. If the man loses, the woman will have to put "I love sharks" on her back.
In the end, the man lost, and the woman posted "I love sharks", but she hugged the man and provoked him in front of sharks, meaning that I wouldn't be with you if he lost!
However, this initial goodwill was broken in the immaturity of the man.
Here, it is worth noting that the family background of the hostess, although the film understates her alcoholic and domestic violence father, is the cause of her character.
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The hostess has a father who is addicted to alcohol and domestic violence all the year round. Her mother runs around with the hostess just to avoid this terrible father, so the hostess has been walking around in a violent environment since she was a child, and she is very insecure.
Later, something happened, which made the hostess disappointed in the man for the first time: the hostess's father found them, made a scene at home, smashed their mother and daughter's shop, and probably beat her mother, yelling, "You will never get rid of me!" Provoked the neighbors to make irresponsible remarks.
The man saw this scene and froze. This woman is in a panic. She didn't want him to see this situation in her house, so she let him go. As a result, he left without doing anything. What a fool!
In my opinion, the hostess must hope that he can do something, perhaps to help those who make irresponsible remarks, or to help the police even if he can't help in domestic violence? But this classmate who is bent on pursuing a mistress has done nothing. After seeing his unbearable side, he actually left! past ...
So the goodwill that the hostess had just raised was instantly extinguished, and no contact information was left when she transferred to school again. She is decisive and crisp, and she can let go. Bye bye ~
Meet at the university
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By chance, the man saw the university where the woman lived, so he got angry and tried to be strong. For the sake of his beloved girl, he simply changed himself from an idle stationmaster to a college student. However, at the same university, the woman gave him a punch: "I already have a boyfriend."
However, the audience thought that "licking dogs" did not give up. Why do they join the women's department for the sake of the hostess, do not hesitate to dance cheerleading with girls, set off beautiful fireworks for the hostess at school and so on? ...
It seems to be the romance that boys and girls look forward to in their youth, but our hostess has not taken any measures. Even if she finally found out that her boyfriend had two feet on both sides, she didn't look back at this "spare tire".
I think it is possible for them to be together at this time. The hostess is in a complicated family relationship with her parents, and she has to take care of her father who is seriously ill. It is conceivable that the situation is difficult. What the hostess lacks is a sense of security. She doesn't need illusory romantic fireworks and sweet words. If the man cares more about her life, they will all be together.
This explains the second question; Even though the woman knows that the man likes herself, she still clings to him as if she is in love with someone else.
But he didn't. The man was immersed in his own emotions, thinking that he had tried his best to chase the girl, and he was infatuated with her, but he didn't care what her real life was like, so they missed it again.
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Meet again after work
After graduation, they met again and the screenwriter was amazing.
At this reunion, the man has a girlfriend. The embarrassing thing is that I thought he would not lick the dog on his high horse again, but he still couldn't help going the same way. The existing object has to chase the woman, so his female friend is miserable enough. ...
Moreover, the hostess did not shy away from suspicion, and the audience said that she was green tea.
Well, we are finally together after years of ambiguity! In order to watch the male swimming competition, the female host was trapped by the heavy rain, and the embarrassing place came again. The man had to give up the game to find her. Just when he was injured and protected her, the woman finally fell in love with him.
The hostess is an insecure person. If you can protect her, she will fall in love easily.
As a result, they had a short happy time together. Although he had a bad temper at work later, she didn't care at all. She always tries to make him happy, buy him a diamond ring, give him a gift, and stand by his brother firmly when quarreling with him.
Broken fuse
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Because the man gave up swimming in order to chase her, and his illness ruined his swimming career, the man became very depressed, began to doubt himself, and regretted sacrificing himself to chase girls. Is it because she is not worth it (after all, I won't cherish it) ...
The hostess heard these words, and! It was at the funeral of her violent father's death that she was handcuffed to the shackles of family of origin, feeling fragile and insecure, and now she has to face the man's "regret".
"You told me yourself that it would never make me sad, and I believed it ..."
It seems that if everything is done all over again, his "regret" will become a burden for her life. Just like her father, she blames her misfortune on her mother and daughter, drinking and hitting people all day. She is afraid that all this will happen again, so she resolutely refuses to break up. She can bear it and let it go. Bye ~
Explain the third question: after so many experiences, we finally got together, but because of the careless words of the man, we refused to break up immediately, regardless of the old feelings.
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At this point, the man's apology is very weak. He doesn't understand her predicament and the sense of security she needs, so he can't be together after all.
Your wedding
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Two years later, the woman is going to marry someone else and send an invitation to the man. This is also very confusing. Anyway, that means I can't let go of my old feelings.
The man still arrived at the wedding scene, holding the two people who missed each other apart, tears streaming down his face. ...
The man suddenly understood that only through suffering can he grow up, and the boy who was moved by himself can grow into a man.
But, however, the woman is going to get married with her partner, and she added an embarrassing line:
People will meet many people in this life, but there is only one first love.
Isn't this nonsense?
But if the first love is so unforgettable, how can you marry the present?
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The fourth question, I can't explain (the woman finally married someone else and invited the man to come. Two people making out, playing the incumbent as a monkey?
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So what does it have to do with the present? Does the incumbent owe you? In case there is an episode with the object in the future, can I find my predecessor by default? Pave the way for future extramarital affairs?
Put yourself in others' shoes. If at your wedding scene, your partner secretly fell in love with her ex on 15 and sobbed repeatedly, would you be indifferent?
The emotional concept conveyed is wrong, which makes many viewers vomit. After all, there are still many couples to watch together, making them miss their first love. ...................................................................................................................................
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