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The origin of Apple's mobile phone is a joke of Jingwei filling the sea.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Nezha. He has nothing to do to take a bath in the East China Sea. As a result, the dragon king in charge of the site was furious and launched a big storm.
Unfortunately, I drowned a girl who was rowing. Her name is Jingwei.
Then he became angry and buried the sea with pebbles one by one, and built two mountains.
Hundreds of years later, a man named Gong Yu thought these two mountains were too special to get in the way, so he started to dig them, and then he asked his son and grandson to dig them together at leisure.
Later, when the Jade Emperor got tired, he asked two Hercules to pull up your two mountains.
Unfortunately, two goblins at the foot of the mountain have just been released, one is snake essence and the other is scorpion essence.
So the gourd seeds that Yugong planted a few days ago gave birth to seven gourds and seven babies, and Qi Xin beat the snake essence and scorpion essence together.
Later, I got dwarfism and didn't grow tall. They were very sad and immigrated to a cabin in the mountains. A few years later, a beautiful girl named Snow White came to this mountain.
They lived happily together, but it didn't last long. One day, Snow White's evil queen dressed up as an old woman and gave Snow White an apple. As a result, the apple was poisonous, and Snow White took a bite and died.
Later, he was inexplicably saved by a prince, and they lived happily together.
As a result, the apple left by Snow White was taken away by Jobs, and the current iPhone appeared.
So the story ended successfully.
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