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What should I buy for my leaders when I go to Chengdu to play?

Look at your specific relationship this way, or you will kiss up and get a horseshoe.

Of course, you must buy Sichuan specialties. There are a lot of beef jerky, dried bean curd, Sichuan wine and Sichuan tea.

In addition, if you go to some tourist attractions, you can definitely buy souvenirs with zero characteristics.

If I say Mid-Autumn Festival, I think of moon cakes, hehe, but this kind can be bought everywhere.

If you really want to buy it, Chengdu's tianlun. Anyway, the production address must be chosen in Chengdu.

There are many brands of beef jerky. People from outside the province who don't travel to Chengdu usually buy Jiuzhaigou (I don't know how it tastes before). Zhang Fei beef jerky is a specialty of Langzhong. The beef jerky in Chengdu suggests buying a baby stick. There is also a sign that the taste of the old city south is more salty than that of the older baby. There is also the Red Palace brand produced by Tibet Hotel (it's too expensive, but everything eaten is delicious). I want to buy another chicken feet. Youyou, produced in Chongqing, pinyin is YOYO, but it may also be a fake version of Yu Yu, chicken feet. Many of them must have been bought in regular shopping malls.

As for dried bean curd, I only recommend one brand, Shu Ren Square brand in Nanxi County, Yibin. Of course, Xiangkou (which seems to be from Chengdu) is also good. The smoky smell wrapped in kraft paper is the best, and good Pakistani food (advertised in Nana) is rich in flavor and variety.

Yibin Wuliangye was the first wine to be promoted, but the price was really flattering and it grew faster than a woman's hair. However, when it comes to Sichuan wine, Wuliangye didn't mention it, which was a bit sorry for the audience. Because I don't drink or study, I don't know why there is such a big gap between the two. If you want to buy wine, you can only talk about Wuliangye. You can't send wine below 500, but you should send two pairs. So if you choose Wuliangye, which you talk less about, you can at least get a 50% discount. It's up to you.

Sichuan tea is not as famous as Longjing Biluochun or even Pu 'er. It is said that it can lose weight, but Sichuan tea is not bad. First of all, those vegetarian teas, of course, I don't say that Sichuan is meat tea. Because there seems to be no such statement, Sichuan jasmine tea has a faint jasmine fragrance in addition to the fragrance of tea. Choosing Bitan Snow is very poetic and green. There are a few small jasmine flowers floating on the water, so it is called Bitan Snow. Of course, Emei Snowbud is also good, but now is not a good time to buy tea.

However, there is a good way. You must take a stroll across the street from your hometown city, or take a stroll at once, remember what is on the street, and then you can see what you don't have or what Chengdu is particularly rare. After all, it is not difficult to sell so-called specialties now, and there is no need to buy them locally. There is also a watercress in Pixian County, Chengdu. Now it is the season to make watercress. It is not difficult to buy it, and it may be bought as an ingredient. Dip in steamed bread, but colleagues or subordinates at the same level can send it. You can't just kiss up to the leader. When you flatter your subordinates and help you with your work, you will definitely work hard instead of cooperating with others.