Can you tell some super funny jokes?

Pupils who drive crazy teachers to write papers ...

1. It rained today. I saw that Wang Lina didn't bring an umbrella. I think today is Lei Feng Day, so I gave him Li Xiaoxiao's umbrella and went home happily with her.

Teacher's comment: How did Li Xiaoxiao get home?

Today, I saw an old lady drop four 500 yuan bills from her pocket. I'll pick it up and give it back to her right away. The old lady asked me my name. I turned to the old lady and said, my name is red scarf, and Uncle Lei Feng is my idol.

Teacher's comment: 4 500 yuan, which will open the eyes of the teacher next time.

Today is Lei Feng Day. I found a hundred million in the park, all of which are 10 yuan, as thick as a Chinese book. I gave the money to the police uncle and was praised.

Teacher's comment: Your Chinese book is really thick.

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.

1. Subject: When ...

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Again ... Again ...

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: Yes

1 1. theme: ... first, then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12. Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher recognition; I'm already dead. Forget it.