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Hey, this little life is called happiness!
My wife went out to collect debts and returned empty-handed a few months later.
The husband said angrily, "You are really incompetent!"
The wife said disapprovingly, "although I didn't get the money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me!" " "
The husband was overjoyed and asked, "Where are you?"
The wife patted her belly and said, "It's locked inside!"
Joke: Drunkard chats.
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Two Irish people are sitting in a bar drinking. One of them asked the other, "Where are you from?"
The other replied, "I am here now, Dublin, but I was born in Cork."
"Are you kidding? I was born in Cork and now I'm in Dublin ... Let's have another drink! Where were you born in Cork? "
The other replied, "I was born in my mother's house, and there is a small river flowing south from Sac village in front of my door."
"God bless." The first man shouted, "Can you believe it? I was born in my mother's house, not far from sacks village. For our intimacy, come, let's have another drink. Then which school do you go to? "
"I go to the suffering school in the town," another replied. At this time, the first person was too excited to help himself. He shouted, "God, this is incredible. I also went to that school. The world is really too small. Boss, give each of us another drink. "
At this moment, the phone in the bar rang, and the boss answered the phone: "Crane bar … Oh, there is nothing new tonight, except that the O 'Hara twins drank too much again. "
Joke: Your mother's money hasn't been sent yet.
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A young man is shopping in the supermarket. Suddenly an old lady came up to him and said sadly, "young man, you are too much like my son who just died." I really miss him. Can you call me:' goodbye, mom!' "
The young man felt sorry for the old lady and shouted, "goodbye, mom!" " "
"Hey, bye, kid!" The old lady said loudly and left.
The young man was about to leave when he bought something. The clerk stopped him: "Sir, your mother's money has not been paid yet!" " "
Joke: Who was born?
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Baby: Mom, I want to go out to play. It's so boring at home!
Mom: No, I'm too busy!
The baby pretended to be wronged and said, I don't think I was born by my mother!
Mom: Who do you think gave birth to it?
Baby: I was born by my father. Dad, please take me out to play!
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