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Tractor and BMW racing
A boss was very happy after drinking, whistling, and drove his beloved Mercedes-Benz 600 on the road. At this time, he saw a small agricultural tractor parked on the side of the road, and someone waved to him, so he stopped the car. It turned out that the tractor was broken and I wanted help to tow it away. The boss was in a good mood after drinking today and agreed.
The two agreed that if the tractor turns on the right turn signal, please continue driving. If the tractor turns on the left turn signal, please stop. Then the boss drove his Mercedes-Benz 600 on the road (very slowly of course). Suddenly a BMW overtook the boss at a very fast speed. The boss was very angry when he saw it and cursed: NND No one dares to overtake my Mercedes-Benz 600! Huo hit the highway and chased after him. He was so drunk and angry that he had already forgotten about the tractor behind him.
I caught up with the BMW from time to time. Just as the boss was speeding with the BMW at a speed of 280 miles, he was discovered by the traffic police on the side of the road. The traffic police wanted to stop him and it was too late. He quickly took out his walkie-talkie and contacted the traffic police on the next section of the road: Hey, hey, hey, I found two bright luxury cars racing at a very fast speed, one is a BMW and the other is a Mercedes-Benz. Please prepare to intercept it. . . . . . Oh no, there are three of them. There is also a small farm tractor following them, and they are turning on the left turn signal. Oh my God, he is preparing to overtake. . . . . . .
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