Who can tell me a joke,

Once upon a time, Liu was caught by Cao Cao. Cao Cao said, if you three want to live, go to the Russian orchard and pick three fruits and come to Russia. Guan Yu picked three apples. Cao Cao said, now you put him in the ass, Guan Yu can't fit it in, so he pulled it out and cut it. Liu Beixue was clever and picked three cherries. As a result, he smiled and stopped the third one and collapsed. Cao Cao asked him before he died, you. Liu Bei said that Russia saw Zhang Fei pick three durians. .