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Seeking a martial arts novel, the story happened in the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, and the protagonist was chased by various sects, especially a group of women.

On the other hand, after Longsheng Wo's fame and fortune, he often spends a lot of time on weekdays.

I have to write six or seven thousand words every day, and I smoke very hard. And friends such as Zhuge Qingyun and Gu Long will come.

I got drunk when I was joking, patting the door of the ballroom hotel. It is inevitable to spend a lot of money.

Because they are like-minded and talented, they not only want to "relax" themselves,

It is also a "celebrity" style. The important thing is that they all have such economic strength.

Instead, I chose to work hard, have fun and relax. This is called 100 poems of Li Bai's fighting for wine.

Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! The sober man and saint of the old days were forgotten, and only the drinker kept his name. Later, Gu grew up this day.

Talents and alcoholics die young because of alcoholism and unrepentant death!

Later, around 1988, Longsheng Wo, a strong man, finally collapsed and was admitted to the hospital.

After diagnosis, the conclusion is heart failure. The condition is critical and the doctor thinks it is of little therapeutic value.

Even refused him hospitalization. This, of course, is mainly because Longsheng Wo has been working hard and tired all his life.

Collapsed; At the same time, with the relaxation and indulgence of his youth, the lifestyle of excessive drinking and smoking is inevitable.

Causality. Few people know that Longsheng Wo was worried during the period of "waiting for the opportunity to come"

How do you think? Is it as frustrating and urgent as waiting for the army to issue a retired ID card?

That time waiting, Longsheng Wo created a small miracle, which made his fortune turn, and Niu Heting became.

The famous Longsheng Wo has been all-powerful for decades. This time waiting .. relatives and friends don't know where to go.

I got a folk prescription, saying that it is specially used to treat this intractable disease, and the right medicine is very effective, Longsheng Wo.

Although I have no hope, I can't bear to hurt my relatives and friends. I took the medicine, but it happened again.

Miracles happen every time! His recovery surprised doctors and hospitals! -China.

This folk prescription is really so magical! Human life is really so mysterious! Is Longsheng Wo lucky? restrain

Or do you have unfinished business? A year later, people read Longsheng Wo's new book in the newspaper.

Following Yuan's serial novels "The Story of Kowloon" and "The Death of a Princess", this series of novels also came out one after another.

"Yuzhang Seedling" and "Generation Tianjiao" have been "continuous" to 1994!

From 1957 to 1994, Longsheng Wo's creation of martial arts novels lasted for 367 years.

I'm afraid this is the record of the new martial arts novelist. It was not until nearly a year or two that Longsheng Wo really

Stop writing. His last wish is to revise and publish his complete works from his own.

About 30 works were selected, revised and sorted out, and stamped with the seal of "Authentic Longsheng Wo".

Longsheng Wo's true colors!

The second chapter is Longsheng Wo's novels.

How much do you know about Longsheng Wo's novels? God only knows, and even Longsheng Wo himself can't tell clearly.

-It's true. The author met Mr. Longsheng Wo in Beijing in September and asked about his "truth".

How many "goods", he first hesitated, then said "hard to say", and then said "about 38"

In the police station. However, on the same day, two other friends got the news from Longsheng Wo himself.

One is 37, the other is 39, and it's really a left and a right 38. An author doesn't know himself.

How many works there are, of course, is a strange thing, but there are reasons, and this is the fact.

In the last article, the author mentioned that there are "dozens" and "hundreds" of Longsheng Wo's novels, which is vague.

Some readers will be dissatisfied. This is really necessary. -it is simply in distress situation.

Major event: Six years ago, I was going to write Twenty New Martial Arts (Overseas) for Culture and Art Publishing House.

Home ",on the one hand, on loan from the market bookstall Longsheng Wo's novels, and sell them to the relevant publishing houses.

While purchasing, the client went to Taiwan Province Province, Hongkong and other places to search for information about Longsheng Wo. Two methods

Everyone has seen the effect, but this "effect" is wrong! So much so that in "New Martial Arts 20"

The error rate of that chapter in Longsheng Wo's works is almost 99%!

The first is to mistake Mr. Longsheng Wo's birth year for 1934 (actually 1930), and the second is that it is more

What's wrong is that my own books and bibliographies are combined with overseas "materials"

Almost only 10% of the titles of Longsheng Wo's works are authentic!

In order to facilitate readers' identification, the fake bibliography is copied as follows. -works signed by Longsheng Wo.

There are: little evil spirits, twelve demon orders, sick scholars, demon-faced prodigal son and Tianma cream.

Clothes, seven swords and nine foxes, seven peerless Excalibur, Lapras to attract phoenix, looking for companions on the Jianghu road,

Tie the dragon with jiaozi rope, beautiful Gigi, lantern messenger, chivalrous gang, golden dragon sword, rise of the legend,

Chivalrous man tianjiao, golden boy sword shadow, go back to Jianghu, try horses in Jianghu, etc. Office (of the government)

The works entitled "The Golden Boy" (see below for details) include: Millennium Chivalry, Black Hawk Bronze Order,

Jinding Fengyun, Golden Arrow and Golden Eagle, Dragon and Phoenix Tactics, Lacan Legend, Horror Red

Legend of the Condor Heroes, etc.

The reason for such a big mistake and joke is that the author didn't know Taiwan Province, Hongkong and China at that time.

The situation of mainland publishers and publishing houses is beyond my dreams, even incredible.

The fake and shoddy products published in the novel have reached such a point! Secondly, the author is not responsible enough, no.

If you find the real information and confirm it, copy it in the book. To this end, the author once asked Longsheng Wo.

Teacher Wang's comments, here, I also want to take this opportunity to make a comment to the readers of Twenty New Martial Arts! I

I'm really sorry for being taken in by others and you being taken in by me!

Now, I have a "Chronology of Longsheng Wo Martial Arts Novels" at hand, which refers to the article of Academia Sinica in Taiwan Province Province.

Mr. Jiang Qiuhua from the Institute of Philosophy, "Looking at the Characteristics of Martial Arts Novels in Taiwan Province Province with the Guidance of Longsheng Wo" (1) and other papers.

The bibliography listed, together with detailed textual research by Mr. Zhou Qinglin of Shanghai Lin Xue Publishing House, is similar.

There should be no big mistakes. The following is copied for readers' correction.

(1) Vagrant (1957, Yushu Edition (1), the first novel, ten episodes of dropping out of school, written by Huang Yushu.

Continued);

(2) "A Sword Shakes the Jianghu" (1957, Yushu, ending with the seventh episode of Liu *** 13, and the other episode is "I".

"Love Red" pseudo-continued multiple episodes, unknown);

(3) The flying swallow rises from the dragon (1959, Spring and Autumn);

① Jiang Qiuhua: Chivalrous Man and China Culture.

① The year in brackets is the first edition year; The publishers not specified are all Taiwan Province Publishing House, and the same below is not specified.

④ Excalibur with Iron Flute (1959, true, good and beautiful);

⑤ Yuchai League (1960, Spring and Autumn);

⑥ Tianxiang Table (196 1, written in part by Yi Rong in the Spring and Autumn Period);

⑦ Unknown flute (196 1, true, good and beautiful);

⑧ Jiang Xue Xuanshuang (1963, Spring and Autumn);

Pet-name ruby "hand robbery" (1963, truth, goodness and beauty, the second half written by Yi Rong);

Attending "Tianya hero" (1963, truth, goodness and beauty);

(1 1) heavenly sword (1964, truth, goodness and beauty);

(12) The Carving of the Golden Mirror (1964, Spring and Autumn Period);

(13) The Swallow Returns from the Storm (1965, Spring and Autumn Period, the sequel of Flying Swallows and Scaring Dragons);

(14) sword of love (1967, truth, goodness and beauty);

(15) Piaohualing (1967, Spring and Autumn);

(16) Twin Peaks Flag (1968, Nanqi);

(17) The Book of the Crane (1968, mostly written by Yu and Sha in the Spring and Autumn Period);

(18) sword as the medium (1968, in the Spring and Autumn Period, it was mostly made by Yu);

(19) Jade Set Yuhuan (1969, Spring and Autumn Period);

(20) Iron Sword Yu Pei (1969, Nanqi, mostly written by Zhu Yu); (2 1) darts

Flag (1969, Spring and Autumn);

(22) Blood Sword and Dan Xin (1970, Spring and Autumn Period);

(23) Biography of man called hero (1970, Spring and Autumn Period);

(24) Han Mei (1970, in the Spring and Autumn Period, most of them were written by Yu);

(25) Records of Jade Hand (197 1, Nanqi);

(26) Jin Fengjian (1972, Nanqi);

(27) Flying bell (1972, Spring and Autumn);

(28) Eight Wild Dragons (1972, Spring and Autumn Period);

(29) Invisible Sword (1973, Nanqi);

(30) Golden Pen Point Ji Long (1973, Nanqi);

(3 1) Smoke locks the Jianghu (1975, Nanqi, the second half was written by Xiao Se); (32)

Biography of Flying Flowers and Eagles (1975, Nanqi);

(33) Flower Phoenix (1975, Nanqi);

(34) Spring and Autumn Pen (1975, Spring and Autumn);

(35) Four-color Ghost (1976, Wansheng);

(36) Sword without trace (1977, Wansheng);

(37) Longjia (1978, Spring and Autumn Period);

(38) Black and white sword (1979, written by Nanqi, Xiaose and others); (39) flying flowers

Month by month (1984, ask for the sky);

(40) The shock wave lasted for nine days (1989, Diding);

(4 1) Xinhe thimble (this is adapted from Feiyan Jinglong, Hong Kong Ring 1959)

Press first edition, 1989 reprint, Jiangsu literature and art 1994 reprint); (42) Yuan (1989,

Ding Huang);

Yu Pei, Kowloon (Ding Huang1990);

(44) The death of the princess (199 1, Diding);

(45) Tamarix palmatum seedlings (199 1, Ding Huang);

(46) Generation Tianjiao (1994, Ding Huang);

There are 46 books in the above bibliography. Now we can answer some questions about it.

(1) Why can't we work out the exact number of Longsheng Wo's works? Even Longsheng Wo couldn't say for sure?

The former problem involves many problems such as piracy and name theft. We're next.

Answer the questions later. Longsheng Wo himself doesn't know how many works he has, which seems to be untrue.

Understandably, in fact, we can find the answer from the notes on the chronology above. Upper 46

Among the books, 65,438+00 books are marked as ghostwriters, including Longsheng Wo's second book, A Sword Surprising the Rainbow.

There are two sayings about ghostwriting in Jianghu. One is that Longsheng Wo wrote thirteen episodes, but the book was not finished, so he had to.

Ask someone to write a ghost; On the other hand, it is said that the book can be finished by the thirteenth episode (seven consecutive six), and the ghostwriting system is "fake"

Continue "(of course, this is related to booksellers). If it is said later, there are nine ghostwriters in Longsheng Wo.

46-9=37, Longsheng Wo only completed 37; According to the previous statement, it is 46- 10=36.

Department. However, the new crane needle is a complete copy of the book "Flying Swallows and Surprising Dragons", just one person.

Rename: Yang Menghuan changed to Ma; Zhu changed it to; Shen changed it to Li Qingluan;

Li changed to Su; Zhao Xiaodie changed her surname to Lan .. So, this film can't be counted naturally. enter

However, there are also different situations in books written by others. For example, Tian Xiang Biao and Su Shou Robbery are just some of them.

Please ghostwrite, most of them are made by Longsheng Wo, which is a situation; And "Prostitute" and "Smoke"

"Lock Jianghu" is written by Longsheng Wo and someone else, which is another situation; Crane spectrum,

Most of these four novels are owned by others.

Write, this is the most serious situation. Can such a situation be called "authentic Wolong"?

-put the above situation together, to judge how much Longsheng Wo really knows, it is indeed even the author doesn't know.

I can't make it clear unless I remove all the jokes written by others, and then

It can only count if Longsheng Wo finishes it himself. Otherwise, this part is only "20%", that part is only "42%" and that part is only "5 1%".

That "69%" .. how can this be counted?

In this regard, Longsheng Wo himself should bear half the responsibility, writing a series of articles for the newspaper and reading the newspaper every day.

Those who happen to be unable to write occasionally because of illness and things, so I occasionally ask someone to write for me to ensure the serialization of the newspaper.

Constantly, this is understandable. Since it is serialized, it can't be intermittent, which makes readers disappointed and anxious.

There's nothing I can do to ask the knife hand for help. Mr. Jin Yong wrote "Eight Dragons" in the newspaper that year.

Serial, scheduled to travel to Europe for a few months, was written by Mr. Ni Kuang, his good friend and wit.

More than 40,000 words (this is Ni Kuang's pride: "He wrote novels for Jin Yong and often wrote plays for Zhang Che"),

Ni Kuang is an all-round writer of martial arts novels and movies, and he is familiar with Jin Yong's writing style.

It is not difficult to write, and it is not easy for readers to find it. But Mr Jin Yong is revising the book Eight Dragons.

At that time, I was still writing that paragraph, and took off tens of thousands of words of Ni Kuang ghostwriting. It's not convenient to say goodbye

People's hard work has long been their own. In fact, it is responsible to the readers (ensuring that "real money is full").

It is also responsible for Jin Yong's gold-lettered signboard. Longsheng Wo's performance is not like this, but (1) long.

If you don't fill it, you won't change it. Let others write their own names. You won't fill it when you publish it or when you reprint it.

Still don't make up or change; (2) To make matters worse, Jin Yong only did it occasionally, for a reason, but not.

Have to ask someone to write, and Longsheng Wo from the first book (due to illness), the second book (again.

Because of illness! How did you do it in the first place? Not only did it spoil the chivalrous atmosphere, but it seemed that it was found by itself.

I learned the "trick" of being lazy and flattering, time and again, so that it is ten! This is irresponsible to yourself.

Responsibility is even more irresponsible to readers. To put it more seriously, it is to deceive readers.

The reason that Longsheng Wo said in the previous article is that he is only responsible for half, while the other half is responsible for newspapers.

The board of directors, booksellers, business society and nationality are all negative. We will explain this point below.

(2) Why are there so many fake and shoddy products in martial arts novels? Especially Longsheng Wo's fake.

How many/much?

This should be divided into several points. First of all, each of our readers has an answer in mind.

Case, that is, booksellers illegally fooling around, making profits for themselves, wantonly pirating, stealing names, making fakes and making inferior products.

This is of course right, and the main reason is indeed so, but we should think deeply: why is this?

This kind of thing is rare in Hongkong, but it is even worse in TEDO (Chinese mainland after the late 1980s) in Taiwan Province.

Less than)? In the primary stage of commercial society, due to the imperfect legal system, it is inevitable that people will be chaotic and illegal.

Ji profiteers. China society is particularly serious, because China people have been "useless" since ancient times.

Lawless ",and there have been legends of fraud since ancient times, ("Knife Hand "said that there have been since ancient times and there are now.

In developed countries, it was renamed "gunner"). The reason is the transformation from agricultural civilization to industrial and commercial civilization.

The social system is uneven, and the habits of farmers and small traders are difficult to change, which leads to chaos. Both of them are from China.

Society, the situation in Hong Kong is slightly better (not without it) because of the legal system of Hong Kong society.

The departments are relatively complete, unlike Taiwan Province Province, whether in the era of "political center" or "economic center".

Generation, there is no concept of "legal center", especially the publishing law, news law and so on are all related to ideology.

National legal concept and system and national spirit construction. It can be said that Jin Yong and Liang Yusheng,

As far as fame and achievement are concerned, it surpasses Longsheng Wo. Isn't fake gold and beams better? But relatively few,

There is another mystery.

As mentioned above, there are more than 100 kinds of novels pretending to be Longsheng Wo, which is probably the most fake book.

The name of. Mr. Longsheng Wo himself said that there were 65,438+050 fake books (including those from Taiwan, Hong Kong and Chinese mainland).

Speaking of this, he is a little angry and a little proud (fakes are more than just because Longsheng Wo has a name)

Call for strength! )。 I didn't find him ashamed or ashamed. Probably because he thinks these things.

Fake and shoddy goods have nothing to do with him, he has no responsibility! ? In fact, he is responsible,

Don't say that you are mainly responsible, at least you have to bear a small part.

This is because, in this way, on the one hand, booksellers violated the law (I am afraid there was no such law at that time);

And Longsheng Wo, Gu Long and others, first, took too many manuscripts, and they couldn't finish writing them themselves, so they wrote half and three articles.

One-third, ask someone to write a ghost, which is the first level of fraud; The second is to further develop into do it yourself.

Simply making an outline and then asking someone to write it, this is the second level of fraud; Third, it's not even an outline.

If you use a column, you only sell the right of authorship, which is written by others and published by others, and the signer collects a "selling fee". this is

The third level of fraud. This is also the worst level of fake books on the market to

What is the acquiescence of the seller? Only heaven knows earth knows, Longsheng Wo, Gu Long and others themselves.

I know, but I know, but I won't tell you. Take the money and turn around and get angry, helpless and depressed.

Italy's performance, but there is no shame and embarrassment. -I've consulted Longsheng Wo about this,

Taiwan Province chivalrous writers such as Liu, Liu and Liu answered the same question: "There are too many such things, and it is a matter of face.

No way "-that's it! China people have a tradition of stressing credibility and face since ancient times, and now they are entering.

Commercial society has become for face (or for money! ) and sell your name, which is also "China characteristics".

The nationality and its inferiority mentioned earlier refers to this. It's just, first you have to find these sellers.

Sell fame, face and conscience, find famous writers (not everyone is famous, others.

Don't buy its name!

Longsheng Wo is easy-going, popular, and has deeper feelings for money, so everyone else sells his name. male

More tricks than others. Because he became famous early, he had a bad influence in this respect.

Bigger. Besides selling it in the name of Longsheng Wo, Longsheng Wo also acquiesced in the piracy of him by Hong Kong booksellers.

It is strange to steal Longsheng Wo's books in the name of "Golden Boy", especially in Wolong. this

The result, coupled with the bookseller's nonsense (there are many things that Longsheng Wo certainly doesn't know, which is called "the Tao goes up a foot, and the magic goes up a foot."

The situation of Longsheng Wo's "true and false names" and "false real names" has become more complicated.

Vague, difficult to solve! Golden boy was originally a genuine pseudonym, but later it became a typical fake pseudonym.

Others know that Longsheng Wo is a golden boy-well-meaning people think that Longsheng Wo is made of fake and inferior products.

Annoyed, and hit the signboard; Actually, it's just the opposite. Ho ho! It's really ridiculous.

The author himself made mistakes in Longsheng Wo's works, which should be reviewed. I'm really ashamed. It was Longsheng Wo,

And all writers who "have to" sell their names and acquiesce in plagiarism and counterfeiting should not be responsible for this.

Shouldn't all readers (including authors) be censored? Just rely on "have to" and "save face"

Making excuses can be regarded as a writer, a citizen's obligation to readers and society?

The author is a little excited. Not only because I don't know how many novels Longsheng Wo has, or

Angry, but because I saw that these great writers and famous writers not only ruined their own.

Fame has ruined the reputation of martial arts novels-although many martial arts novels have declined rapidly.

The reason is obviously related to the above-mentioned fake and shoddy works. -Breaking the market rules

Then, it also ruined the social atmosphere (of course, not let the writer take full responsibility, but let the writer take responsibility.

Take responsibility, and then talk about other). What is more worrying is that it is made in Taiwan Province Province and Hongkong.

The wind of counterfeiting has not passed, and the wind of counterfeiting in the mainland has risen again, and it is overwhelming and involves

Every field and corner of society. It's hard to avoid getting excited at the thought of it. However, it's like lying down

Longsheng has nothing to do with this, so stop here.