Funny classic joke: Do you eat or not? Shame?

Funny joke: It thundered at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night last night. When I got up late at night, BF called me: demo, are you afraid of falling asleep when it thunders? BF: No, I'm a man. Are you scared? Me: I'm not afraid. I am a man, too. BF: Nonsense, are you a little * *? Me: I used to have it, but I borrowed it later. BF: That's very generous of you ... Me: (triumphant) Of course ~ BF: Lend someone to dig that deep. ...

Sister, where are you taking him?

Funny joke: It is said that my buddy Xiao C went to the restaurant for blind date. The woman asked if there was a car. C replied: A woman asked: What car? C: Oh, not a good car, just a Honda. Woman: Oh, that's not bad, much better than Alto. After dinner, the woman said take the car out and let's go for a ride. C decisively went to the hotel garage and rode out a motorcycle. The woman was angry and scolded: Your dad, Wuyang Honda!

Are you going to eat or not? Shame?

Funny joke: once classmates chatted together and said that they were just born, and they all said how thrilling it was when they were born. I actually want to say: I didn't cry or breathe when I was born, and I want to die. Tragedy came, I said ... In fact, I was born dead. ...

Handsome, do the girls want it?

Funny joke: I found the name of my note on my girlfriend's QQ in computer class, so I asked her what it meant, and then she said it meant "mine", which moved me for a few days! I brought her mobile phone to play today. Bored, I dialed my number to see if my name was in her phone book. As a result, I saw a C. What happened ... What happened? ...

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