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What are the classic northeast dialects?

1. When children in Northeast China were young, thieves scoured for the sun and returned to their small homes every night with ghosts painted on their faces. My parents always say, "Where have you been all day? Look at your face buried. "

2, do more housework at home, don't always skin the house, and the walls are painted. After a day's work, watch and listen.

3. There were countless friends in the past, but you were in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly looked back-you were in the depths of the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool.

The northeast economy started earlier, which made great historical contributions to the development of new China and strongly supported the national economic construction. In the past 50 years, the fiscal revenue directly handed over by the three northeastern provinces is about five times that handed over by the state. In the first anniversary alone, the oilfield handed over 2.4 billion tons of oil, not counting a large number of factories transferred to all parts of the country.

industry

Northeast China built a complete industrial system in 1930s and became the most advanced industrial base in Northeast Asia.

Northeast China once occupied 98% of China's heavy industry.

There are three major industrial belts in Northeast China: Shenyang-Dalian industrial belt, Changji industrial belt and Harbin-Daqing-Qiqi industrial belt. Two major urban agglomerations have been formed: the central and southern Liaoning urban agglomeration and the Harbin-Changzhou urban agglomeration. The main industrial cities are Shenyang, Dalian, Anshan, Benxi, Fushun, Jilin, Changchun and Harbin.

agriculture

The fertile black land makes Heilongjiang Province and Jilin Province both big agricultural provinces, in which the total grain output of Heilongjiang Province ranks first in the country for many years, and that of Jilin Province ranks first in the country for many years, and 87% of the grain is classified as high-quality grain.

Rich in rice, corn, soybeans, potatoes, beets, sorghum and temperate fruits and vegetables. "Cold and warm farming differentiation, full coverage of dry and wet forests, wheat all over the north, flowers and fruits distributed in Nanshan" shows the local crop distribution phenomenon. Liaoning coastal areas are also rich in sea cucumbers, abalone, oysters, prawns and various fish.

travel

Northeast China is rich in tourism resources, with unique forest, grassland, wetland, ice and snow, industrial and agricultural tourism resources and superior ecological environment. It is an important destination for ice and snow tourism and holiday tourism in China. According to statistics, in 2008, the total number of tourists in Northeast China reached 350 million, and the number of international tourists was 6.6 million.