Joke about environmental protection

1. There was a man who wanted to be an animal caretaker at the zoo. The director said to him: "Well, I want to test you. Can you make the elephant shake its head first and then nod?" What about jumping into the swimming pool?" The man said, "That's easy!" So he walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you know me?" The elephant shook his head. The man asked again: "Are you angry?" The elephant nodded. The man then picked up an awl and pierced the elephant's butt. The elephant jumped into the swimming pool in pain.

After seeing this, the director said: "You are too unsympathetic to be an animal caretaker." The man said: "Give me another chance, I will definitely be gentle." Yuan Chang Said: "Okay, the same three conditions, but this time you can't do anything." The man agreed, walked up to the elephant and said, "Are you still angry?" The elephant shook his head. The man asked again: "Do you know me now?" The elephant nodded. The man asked again: "Do you know what to do now?" Upon hearing this, the elephant turned around and jumped into the swimming pool.

2. A pair of football players went to compete in other countries. One day during their break, they were wandering on the street. Suddenly a baby fell from the tenth floor. The goalkeeper instinctively jumped out and caught the baby. Had a child. People on the street praised one after another, and the goalkeeper smiled, patted the child twice as usual, and drove out...

3. There was a man who had just learned a foreign language. He was walking on the street that day. While walking up, I accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man hurriedly said: "I'm sorry." The foreigner also politely said: "I'm sorry too." When the man heard this, he hurriedly said: "I'm sorry three." The foreigner was dumbfounded and asked: "What are you sorry for?" The man said helplessly: "I'm sorry five."

4. A group of vampire bats The hungry ones who couldn't find anything to eat were bumping around in the cave. This was a bat that came back with a mouth full of blood. All the bats asked enviously: "Where did you find the blood?" At this time, the bat took them away He went to a big tree and asked: "Did you see it?" The bats said: "Yes." The bat said: "I didn't see it just now!!!"