Jokes of Three Little Pigs English+Chinese

One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs are at the door and one is on the roof. Pig 1 and pig 2 are at the door, and pig 3 is on the roof. Who is the name of pig 1, where is the name of pig 2 and what is the name of pig 3? So there was a wonderful dialogue.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Right.

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: What's on the roof?

Wolf: I mean what's your name?

Pig 1: My name is "Who" and "What" is on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2 again: Who are you?

Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". Pointing at the pig 1

Wolf: You know him?

Pig 2: Hmm!

Wolf: Who is he?

Pig 2: Yes.

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: What's on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: "Where" is me.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: Who is he? Pointing at the pig 1 again.

Wolf: How should I know?

Pig 2: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: It's me.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who".

Wolf: Good heavens!

Pig 1.2: "God" is our father.

Wolf: What, your father is?

Pig 2: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and sighed: Why?

Pig 1.2.3: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf: Why?

Pig 1: Yes!

Wolf: What's this?

Pig 1: There is no "why".

Wolf: Who?

Pig 1: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Yes, who am I?

Wolf: What?

Pig 1.2: He is on the roof. ~~~~~~~~

One day, three little pigs ate the wolf. There are three little pigs at the door, one on the roof. 2 pigs and 1 pig in front, 3 pigs on the roof. 1 Who is the pig's name, where is the pig's name and what is the pig's name. So, there was a wonderful dialogue.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1:

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: "What" on the roof.

Wolf: My question is, what's your name?

Pig 1: My name is "Who" and "No" on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2: Who are you?

Pig 2: I'm not a "who"; he is a "who" 1 pointing to a pig.

Wolf: You know him?

Pig 2: Ah!

Wolf: Who is he?

Pig 2: Yes.

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: What's on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: "Where" mine.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: Who is he? 1 also pointed to the pig.

Wolf: I know what to do.

Pig 2: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: On his roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: I am.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who"

Wolf: My God!

1.2 Pig: "God" is our father.

Wolf: What does your father do?

Pig 2: No!

A wolf can't stand it. He talks to the sky: Why?

1.2.3 Pig: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: no, our grandfather is, "why."

Wolf: Why?

Pig 1:!

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: "Why."

Wolf: Who?

Pig 1: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Yes, I am "who."

Wolf: What?

1.2 Pig: He is on the roof. ~~~~