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To the leaders of the Football Association

Hello, leaders of the Chinese Football Association!

I want to apply for the position of head coach of the Chinese men’s national football team. I have 100% confidence that I can lead the Chinese team to bring the Hercules Cup back to China in 2010.

I think Chinese football has gone into a misunderstanding, both in terms of talent selection and tactics. If this continues, it will not be able to break out of Asia in another 100 years, let alone become a world champion. . Only by finding a head coach who is independent-minded and dares to innovate can Chinese football hope to break out of Asia.

Based on the current situation of Chinese football, I designed a set of tactics for the Chinese football team, which is referred to as the ring within a ring method.

Let us forget the boring numbers 433 or 442. From now on, there is only one geometric shape on the football field, which is a circle.

The Chinese team wants to break out of Asia. My tactic is, except for the goalkeeper, the other 10 players clasp their arms to form a circle. Among them, find two who can shoot accurately and face the center of the circle. , all facing away from the center of the circle. After setting up this formation, the goalkeeper throws the ball into the ring by hand. Then, the entire ring begins to move slowly towards the opponent's goal. The opponent must be helpless because they can't see which team is in charge. Which player is a player without the team, and a foul will occur if there is even the slightest contact. When the circle moves to less than 1 meter away from the opponent's goal, the thighs of the players close to the goal are divided, showing a gap, and then one of the two shooters facing the center of the circle suddenly shoots a cold arrow, and the hit rate should be Can be higher than 99.

Although this formation moves slowly, it is still possible to score 10 or 20 goals in 90 minutes!

This is just the first level of the ring-within-a-ring method. If the opponent is a second-rate team like Japan or South Korea, there should be no problem in taking all three points, but if you encounter a first-rate team like Brazil or Argentina, To form a team, we need to change the formation. The changes are as follows: 10 people are divided into two groups. The first is to divide into a circle of 4 people and a circle of 6 people. The 6-person circle circles the 4 people in the middle, which can improve the defense. Double the number, it is more indestructible; the other is to divide it into two independent circles of 5, and the two circles of 5 advance alternately. As long as the legs of the players are thick enough, the opponent has no idea that the ball is in that circle of 5, and it is impossible to guard against it! Combining these two tactics, killing Brazil is only a small case.

My tactics are absolutely effective and powerful. As long as you play with intention, the ball possession time on the field can definitely reach more than 80. Therefore, when doing the final technical statistics, the data can also show that the Chinese team is Well-deservedly powerful!

Of course, it is possible for the opponent to break my tactics. There are two ways. First, all players line up in a line to block the goal. Second, the opponent plus the goalkeeper form a team. The big ring of 11 people surrounds my ring. In this case, the score on the field will be 0:0, and each game will take one point. There should be no problem for China to qualify for the World Cup. It is better than now!

Dear leaders, I have studied this tactic very deeply. It can be said that there are no loopholes. Please give me a chance to coach the Chinese men’s national football team. I will definitely take Chinese football to an unprecedented level. The splendor!

Thank you!