What are some jokes about the desert?

An China, a Japanese and an American got lost in the desert. They walked and walked, tired, and met a magic lamp .. just like ah.

Latin, he said to the three men, you can make two wishes for everyone, and I can satisfy you. Therefore, Americans are very overbearing.

My first wish is to want a lot of money, and my second wish is to go back to America. So Americans really will

Gone; The Japanese watched the Americans really go back and said happily that my first wish was to have many beautiful women.

The second one also went back to his own country, so the Japanese also left; Then the magic lamp asked the people of China what they wanted, and he said, I ... just give it to me.

Two bottles of Erguotou. So he got two bottles of Erguotou and drank them all. The magic lamp asked again, what about your second wish? China people wanted to think.

He said, "I'm bored alone. Please call them both back." So Americans and Japanese have not enjoyed money and beautiful women.

Back in the desert, the three of them walked in the desert again. Fortunately, they met another magic lamp. "I am you just now."

I can meet my brother, and I can also grant you two wishes. "Americans and Japanese have learned what they just taught.

Xun, please speak from China first. So people in China said, my first wish is to have two bottles of Erguotou. After drinking ... the magic lamp asked you again.

What about your second wish? China people scratched and said, "Ah ... nothing, you go." So the magic lamp disappeared.