A positive joke will make your stomach ache.

1, Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

2. In the history class, the teacher asked who The Four Assassins was in ancient China. I stood up without hesitation and said: Li Bai, warrior Lan Ling, Mulan, Han Xin. It's cool outside the classroom anyway.

3. The old lady on the bus is afraid of missing the stop, and she will ask at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's a rib!"

4. "I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

5. "Did you get the ticket?" "I grabbed it!" "Lying trough, so much? ! I used the ticket grabbing software, but I didn't grab it. What did you use to grab it? " "Knife!"

6. I couldn't help but burst into tears when I saw my parents trembling in the car. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught in the door.

7. I walked around the street all day without glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar person. I want to go and see who it is. It turned out to be a mirror.

8. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

9. I am a small teller at the Bank of Communications. Just now, an uncle came to see us and said he wanted to buy a train ticket. I said we couldn't sell it. He said that you can't sell train tickets, and you dare to claim that the traffic is good. What a fart! And filed a complaint against us.

10, I went to practice driving yesterday. The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time. I actually lifted my feet with my hands on the steering wheel.