Who has a classic dialogue about chasing girls? Funny and romantic.

Stephen Chow taught you to chase girls. Please see Stephen Chow's classic dialogue on picking up girls. Zhou Xingxing at the bus stop: "Miss, you stepped on my foot." Pretty girl: "No, I'm so far away from you." Zhou Xingxing: "I mean, if you accidentally step on my foot, you step on my foot." Pretty girl: "Miss, you have a good eye. I do have a history of neurology. I usually see beautiful girls having seizures. " Pretty girl: "You men are always like that, saying boring things to attract girls on purpose. It seems that you think you are handsome. Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you are wrong. I never feel handsome, but I am handsome. "Pretty girl:" Don't be so disgusting. I'm gonna throw up. Zhou Xingxing: "You are. Pretty girl: "fart quickly." Zhou Xingxing: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?" Pretty girl: "Get out …" 2. Pretty girl on the bus: "Why are you here again?" Zhou Xingxing: "Sometimes I am everywhere." Pretty girl: "Do you know that you are annoyed because you don't have so many seats, so you have to sit next to me?" Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you know, I'm just sitting in an empty seat. I just happen to have you next to me, that's all." Pretty girl: "Why don't you go too? Zhou Xingxing: Oh, I see. So do you want to see my ass, or do I want to see you and my ass? " Pretty girl: "Get out ..." 3. Get off. Pretty girl: "Why did you get off again? Zhou Xingxing: Anyway, it's not because of you! I like to wander around. " Pretty girl: "I accuse you of sexual harassment." Which unit are you from? Zhou Xingxing: Do you mean gold or joule, Newton? " Pretty girl: "Do I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! " Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour. " Pretty girl: "You saw several trips to China, and learned a few words about Tang Priest, so you feel humorous? Zhou Xingxing: Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, and my father ... Pretty girl: crazy. Zhou Xingxing: Your mother's nerves. Pretty girl: Your mother's nerves. Zhou Xingxing: Look at you. You are obviously your mother, but you insist that you are my mother. Don't you think ... "Pretty girl:" Get out ... "4. Pretty girl at the door of KFC:" No way, I'm really unlucky to meet you again. " Zhou Xingxing: "I found it, too. I think my predecessor's crime must be very serious." Pretty girl: "Make it clear! I'll kick your ass! Zhou Xingxing: Don't you dare. I will scream. Pretty girl: What's your name? " Zhou Xingxing: indecent assault. "Pretty girl: Do you think anyone will notice you?" Zhou Xingxing: No, I'd better be molested. "Beautiful girl:" God, you scoundrel, you are really blind! Zhou Xingxing: "Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elite in this world. "pretty girls" ... "five. Kendrick's beautiful girl: "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk. Zhou Xingxing: "I haven't said it yet. Can you explain it?" Pretty girl: I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick. Zhou Xingxing: Oh, it's amazing that words can play such a big role. Can I take a part-time job? "Pretty girl:" Do what? Zhou Xingxing: Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage. "Pretty girl:" You're hopeless. Go back to the funeral. "I didn't ask for anything before I died. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Do you promise? "Pretty girl:" Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered. Zhou Xingxing: "Will you treat me to KFC?" "Pretty girl:" Go to hell ... "6. Out of Kentucky Fried Chicken Pretty Girl:" Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? Zhou Xingxing: To be exact, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? "Pretty girl:" Nothing, it's not good to care about your lifelong events. Zhou Xingxing: Well, why not? ? You, like me, are my beloved. "Pretty girl:" Who? Zhou Xingxing: My mother. She always likes to ask questions. Pretty girl: If there are not so many people watching in the street, I really want to hit you. Zhou Xingxing: I'm not afraid of people seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you? Aren't you with your boyfriend? " Pretty girl: "Never mind!" Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I see. Abandoned by her boyfriend, I want to find a psychological balance. " "Pretty girl:" Dogs don't spit ivory. Frankly speaking, I don't want to find it. Zhou Xingxing: "Think of me, I will suffer." . "Pretty girl:" Please stop disgusting me. "Zhou Xingxing:" I can be your temporary unconditionally. Pretty girl: "Let's talk about it then. Stop bothering me and scolding you. " Zhou Xingxing: "OK, then send a message to scold me." Pretty girl: ..................