Shorty's joke

1, a short man went fishing and unfortunately ran aground. He wanted to go down and pull the boat out, so he used a bamboo pole to test the water depth and found that the water was not as deep as one person. As soon as he jumped down, the water flooded his head. He quickly surfaced and cursed, "Oops, others ran aground in the shallows, and Lao Tzu ran aground in the deep sea."

2. Two dwarfs were fooling around, and one of them soon listened to "one, two, three, hey, one, two, three, hey …" next door. The next day, A said to B, "You are in excellent health!" B: "I was busy all night and didn't jump on the bed!" " "

3. One day, the giant and the dwarf went to the movies together. When they went to the cinema to see the movie name, their hearts were boiling. But when they touched their pockets, they only had 5 yuan, only enough to buy 1 ticket. The giant thought of a way: put the dwarf in his crotch, take him into the cinema, and then let the dwarf out. The dwarf clapped and cheered.

The giant has just entered the cinema, and the film has already started. The giant quickly sat down to watch, forgetting that the dwarf was still under his legs. After the movie, the giant looked around for the dwarf. He remembered that the dwarf was in his crotch and quickly dragged the dwarf out. The dwarf is dead.

Autopsy report of the hospital: the dwarf drowned after being stunned by the "disorderly stick".