Guard sweetheart joke, come on!

It is said that one day Yameng accidentally stepped on the foot of a passerby on the bus.

A: "Hey ~ ~ ` ~ You stepped on my foot ☆ `" ~ ..

Yameng (cold): "Really ~". ` ..

A (a little angry): "Hey ~'. You stepped on my foot. ~ ` ~ ~ ☆ ...`★" ``.

Yameng (cold): "Oh ~" ``.

A (annoyed): "hey ~ you stepped on my foot ~" ~ ~ ` ~ ~.~" ~ ~.

Yameng (glancing at it): "What do you think when you step on it?" "~ ~

A (trembling): "No ..." ~.

....~~`

After Yameng got off the bus, XX and XX classmates in the same car shouted "It's really Hinason ~ so cool ~".

Several fighters actually stepped on a seriously injured passerby in the same place one day. . ☆ ~.~

A: "Hey, you stepped on my foot." ~ ..

A few fights (54+ cold+handsome): "Oh ~"

A (loudly): "Hey, you stepped on my foot." ~ ~ "apologize to me. ~ ☆"

A few fighters (dismissive): "Just you ~" ~ `

A (angry): "What's wrong with me ~ `" ~ ☆ ` ~ ~

A few fights (just joking): "Nothing ~ just sighing ~ I met BAGA today ~". ' ☆'

A (How angry? ): "What did you say ~ ~ ` ~ ★ I just want to hit someone."

A few fights (lazy): "Tsukiyomi ikuto's image transformation ~"

.......'``~~

B turned to C and said: Ah ★ ~ `. I heard that a man ran into the wall. There are footprints on his face. "

Li Mo film ~ ``. `

In other words, I don't know why the patient Li Mo stepped on it. ~

A: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Limo 54~★。 ~

A: (angrily) "You stepped on my foot ~ `" `` ~★

Rimo is 54 ~' ~

A (more angry): "Hey. ~ I said you stepped on my foot ~ ~ ~ ~ ` ". ~ ~.

Limo (not 54 at last): "How did I step on it?" `~~

A (slightly calm): "You put your foot on my foot ~ ` ~" ~ ~. ~

Rimo is 54 again ~

A (super angry. Put your hand on Rimo's shoulder): "Hey ..."

Rimo (he gave the boy in the car a better expression than his tearful eyes): "…"

Hee hee (laughs): Hee hee ~ 3 ☆` ~. ~ 2 ~ ` ~ ☆ 1.

......☆~

B asked C strangely, "Why do all the boys in the car run and hit people?"

White pine:

Even the big star Bai Song stepped on A's foot ~ ~ A didn't know whether it was bad luck or good luck. ...

A: Why am I so unlucky? ~ "I'm always trampled, TOT."

Sing 54 while humming ~

A: "Hey, it's you who hum ..."

Bai Song (looking up): "Huh? Miss Sanjiao ~ ~ ~ "

A (just met Bai Song): "Hey ☆ ~ ..." You give me a way ... "

……

On the way, C said to Ding, "Who just came out of the hospital?" He flew out of the car again today ... "

Only the world:

Why should such a serious person step on real armor? ...

A (hopeless): "Hey. ~ ☆ You stepped on my foot ~. ☆"

Wei Shi: "Really. "I guess your foot?"

A (slightly hopeful): "That's right."

Wei Shi: "I'm really sorry." "

A (moved): "Never mind ~ ~★. ~ it doesn't matter. ` ~ ~. I finally met someone who apologized very well. ~ ~. Finally, you are a good man ~ ~ a prince ... "

Wei Shi (image conversion): "You told me that I was a prince .. ~ `★ I was a king ~ ~. ≈ ~ Hahahaha .. ~ Hahahaha` ~ "

……

On the way, C said to Ding, "Which A is carrying which boy's luggage? ☆ ☆ ☆ Why have you been following him with tears? "

Meiere bought a dog that can only understand people. He was so proud that he showed it to Yameng. He proudly asked, "Can you make my dog nod first, then shake his head, and then jump into the water and swim around?"

Yameng nodded and asked the dog, "Are you a drag bottle?" The puppy nodded.

Yameng asked again, "Do you know me?" The puppy shook his head.

Yameng said nothing, "Hey!" The puppy was kicked into the water.

When Meiere saw his dog being kicked into the water, he was very unhappy, so he said, "It's too simple to count. Can you make my puppy shake his head first, then nod, and then jump into the water by himself? "

Yameng nodded again and asked the puppy, "Are you still dragging?" The puppy shook his head.

Yameng asked again, "Do you know me this time?" The puppy nodded his head.

Yameng said, "Do you know what to do?" The puppy said nothing, "Hello!" He fell into the water with a bang.

Once the Resurrection Society went out and suddenly fell off a cliff together. Everyone grabbed a crutch together, but it was about to break. If we don't go down alone, everyone will fall!

Doug sighed and said seriously, "Come on, as commander in chief (), you should take the lead. Besides, you have a future, and you shouldn't give up your life. I decided to let go ... Remember that I can resurrect the club without dying ... "

A few sincere eyes moved the members so much that everyone could not help applauding. ...

Only the world, Miya, Rimo and Yameng went to fly together ... The plane suddenly broke down and they had to skydive.

Rimo shouted "Long live chess" and jumped down. ...

The plane continued to fly, but the fault has not been ruled out, and there is still one person to jump.

Wei Shi shouted "Long live chess" and jumped down. ...

The plane continued to fly, but one person had to jump off. ...

Yameng: "Who told me I was a clown ..." So he went to the hatch ... Ye Mi immediately greeted him and said, "Meng, I won't forget you, and I won't forget to guard ~ ~"

As a result, Amon kicked Ye Mi down. ...

Four people fly again ... (They really dare to sit ...)

The plane broke down again, but at least this time there were parachutes, but only three!

Meiere: "I didn't want to die ~ ~ so I jumped with my parachute on my back."

Yameng: "Rimo, jump, that's an order."

So Rimo jumped down with tears in her eyes. ...

Yameng: "Only the world, you jump, this is an order."

Wei Shi: "No, Yameng, I can't do this ..."

Yameng: "Never mind, there is a parachute here. Just now Limo jumped with your schoolbag on his back! " "

Four people fly again. ...

The plane broke down again. It's time to get off the plane. ...

This time, they stipulated that jokes should be told first, and everyone should laugh before being thrown out ~

Li Mo told a funny joke, and everyone rolled around happily. Except Yameng, he was expressionless. So Rimo was thrown down ...

Miya also told an interesting joke. Everyone was in tears, but Yameng still had no expression, so Miya was thrown down!

It's time for the world to speak! Before he could speak, Yameng suddenly laughed! Wei Shi laughed his head off and wondered, "I haven't told you yet?" Why are you laughing? "

Yameng: "Ha ha ha! ! Rimo and Miya's jokes are so funny! ! ! "

Yameng, Jidu, Dove and Konghai sit together ... not a plane, but a train. ...

Suddenly, I went through a very dark tunnel. I heard the sound of kissing first, and then there was a bang. After coming out, Konghai's face was swollen. ...

Personally, I think:

Yameng: I can't see the song, but sometimes it's sultry!

Bai Song: Konghai kissed Yameng boldly!

Konghai: Alas, there are too many games! ! Secretly kissed Yameng, but was slapped!

Several fights: Hou ~ Hou ~ I am the smartest ~ I kissed the back of my hand and hit the empty sea …

When Ji Du and Er Tondi first started playing chess, they didn't get along well. ...

On the first day, as soon as I saw Hall 2, I immediately threw a cat's paw at it: "I told you not to wear a hat!" " "

The next day, the second hall wore a hat, and after several fights, it was still a cat claw fan: "I told you to wear a hat!" " "

Erjitang is angry and wants to seek justice from the general manager. As a result, he heard the general manager say to the manager, "There is no struggle between members. You can't hit people for such an obvious reason. Next time, you can ask him to bring a chicken He takes a rooster and you say you want a rooster, or you say you want to find a woman. He had such a dream and you said you wanted a song. He took a Song Like and you said you wanted a glass mo. "

Hearing this, the general manager of the second hall still kept the change. ...

On the third day, Ji Du and Erjitang met again. Doudou said, "Bring me a chicken!" "

Daijitang: "Do you want a rooster or a hen?"

A few people who were fighting thought, why is Erjitang so powerful? He said, "Find me a woman!"

Erjitang: "Do you want that dream or Song Like's dream?"

A few fights got angry, and a cat's paw waved directly and said, "I told you not to wear a hat!" " "

When Bai Song first came to the Resurrection Club, she spoke very, very slowly. One day, Doudou went out with her and passed a mountain peak on the way. Because of the rain, stones always fall. Suddenly, Bai Song shouted, "DuDu" and asked, "Why?" As he spoke, a big stone knocked him down. Bai Song went on to say, "There is a stone head-"

A few quarrels will explode! After the injury, he did nothing all day, just practicing songs. As soon as he saw the stone, he said fluently, "Fight a few times! There are stones! " After achieving satisfactory results, it rained again and passed a mountain peak. Suddenly, Bai Song shouted, "Phantom of the Opera! There are stones! " He dodged at once, and when he was happy, suddenly another stone knocked him down. He just listened to the song and then said, "There's-there's-there's-there's a block-"

Wei dreamed of God. God said he could realize one of his wishes. Wei took out the photos of the Resurrection Society and said, "I want them dead!" "God said it was too difficult, so change it. Wei hesitated, took out a photo of Suzuki's classmate and said, "Then make him handsome. "God is sweating," give me the photos of the Resurrection Society. "

One day, I went to take a photo with Lulu, who was always cold and far away.

The photographer said, "Come closer and let the lady put her hand on her husband's shoulder. It looks natural! " "

Doug: "But if you really want to look natural, you should let her put her hand in my pocket ..."

Just before the Resurrection Society was organized, Miss Sanjiao put up a sign to protect the environment: "It is everyone's responsibility to protect the environment."

When Bai Song saw this brand, he changed it to: "Protecting the environment is the responsibility of adults" (Bai Song was still a child at that time ~ ~)

Later, it was seen by several fighters, so it was changed to: "Women have the responsibility to protect the environment" (although the word is quite crooked, the word "big" can still be changed to the word "female" = _ = |||)

As a result, Miss Sanjiao was forced to rest in bed. ...

The following is a joke about the so-called "Guarding Sweetheart College"-

Once I forgot to bring my eraser, so I borrowed it from Ya Mengying. But the eraser is Yameng's baby (? ), of course, can't lend it to Wei Shi! So Wei chased Yamengyao to death. As a result, Yameng got impatient, lifted the table and shouted, "I won't marry (borrow) you!" ! ! ! ! "The whole class is cold. ...

In the self-study class, if you want to write in the sea, ask Li Mo. But there are no limousines.

"It doesn't matter!" Li Hai said. "You touch (silent) me! Touch (silently) me! " Later, Li Mo got impatient and said to the teacher, "Teacher, I don't want to touch the sea, but he insisted that I touch him! ! "

Once Yameng and XX quarreled over a topic. XX couldn't beat his dream and shouted, "Do you think I grew up eating?" ! ! "Later, everyone wanted to know what he grew up eating. ...

When Doudou was imprisoned, he was bored and had nothing to do, so he found an ant and taught it to dance. When the general manager arrived, Doudou excitedly took out the ant and said to him, "Look at this ant ..."

The general manager slapped the ant to death: "The prison environment is really bad, and the bugs are born!" " "

Bai Song complained to Doudou, "My money was stolen yesterday!"

Several fighters: "How much money can you have?"

Bai Song: "There are thousands!"

Yameng passing by: "Cut! That's bullshit！ Obviously only ten dollars. "

Only the world has seen how many buckets are wearing a pair of crocodile shoes (? ), very envious, I wanted to buy a pair myself, but because I bought all the sugar in my pocket money, I decided to hunt one myself. At that time, Wei struggled with crocodiles for a long time in the water and finally dragged them ashore.

Only the whole world: "Are you kidding! I spent so much time, and this crocodile didn't wear shoes! "

Yameng and the white dove are camping in the wild together. In the middle of the night, Bai Song woke Yameng up and asked him, "Yameng, look up, what do you see?"

Yameng: "Stars?"

Bai Song: What did you think of?

Leah dreamed for a long time and said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets in the universe." Astrologically, I observed Saturn in Leo, and inferred that it appeared around 3 o'clock 15. Theologically, I saw the omnipotence of God and how small and insignificant we are. Meteorologically speaking, I think it will be fine tomorrow. Haha, am I knowledgeable? What do you see? "

Bai Song: "I think someone stole our tent."

Jijitang: "Rimo, your dog bit my member!" " "

Rimo: "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll hold him. Bite him as much as you like! " "

One day, Wei went to the toilet and saw graffiti on the wall in the sea.

Wei Shi: "Why did you do such a thing? ! "

Li Hai: "No, no, I'm correcting the typo in Konghai."

Doudou bought an old car. One day, he took Yameng out for a ride. On a downhill slope, Yameng said, "Look how dangerous this ramp is. If your brakes fail, then we are finished. "

Doug said indifferently, "No, our car didn't brake at all."

Doudou and Yameng go to the seaside to play together. Yameng had a good time and sang loudly: "The sea! Mom! "

At this time, a big wave knocked out several fighters. He went ashore and scolded, "Bah! It's a stepmother! "

One day, Wei said in a dream, "Miss, who are you?"

Then I changed to a female voice: "My name is Wei ~"