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Composition "My Grandma and I"

Me and Grandma I have an amiable and respectable grandmother with rough hands, wrinkled face, bright eyes and silver hair. This is my first feeling for grandma. Grandma bought me many delicious and interesting things. Grandma loves me very much, leaving me a piece of candy, a bag of melon seeds and canned fruit from others ... but I ate something I didn't like or dropped it on the table. Sometimes, my parents are very busy, and my grandmother will take care of me, take me home and send me to school, whether it is hot and dry summer or cold winter. Once it rained heavily, my grandmother went to pick me up and I didn't see her. Suddenly, my grandmother's figure caught my eye. Grandma came in a hurry, and as soon as she saw me, she asked me, You didn't get caught in the rain, did you? Now, whenever I think of my troubles with my grandmother, I feel really guilty! I really want to say "sorry" to grandma now. Occasionally, when someone drops a grain of rice while eating, she will pick it up and put it in a small basin and say, "This is very expensive. Be careful next time. " Eat the leftovers, not to mention, she ate before us. Look, this is my amiable and respectable grandmother. My grandmother is over 60 years old this year, but she still has a nickname "pistachio" in my family. Why is this? Next, I'll tell you about the episode of the ear. Because grandma is a little old and hard of hearing, her voice is always vague and she makes some jokes. I remember one time, my grandmother was watching TV and I was walking around the living room. Suddenly I wanted to ask her if she was hot, so I slapped her and asked her, "Mimi, are you hot?" Grandma replied, "Not hungry." "Are you hot?" I heard my grandmother turn heat into hunger, so this time I put the word "heat" in particular. "Not hungry." Grandma answered again. Grandpa sitting on the side said to me, "Tell your grandmother in Tianjin dialect, not in Mandarin, or you will be surprised if you don't hear that you are hungry." So, I told grandma again in Tianjin dialect. Grandma finally understood what I meant and smiled and said to me, "This time I heard what my granddaughter said clearly. Just speak louder in the future. " I sat on the ground, panting, "that's not loud. My throat is almost broken. " Grandma is the "pistachio" of our family. Grandma has been working hard for her family all her life. I love my grandma.