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Collecting scandals about Kobe Bryant~~Special for Kobe Bryant

Please read it patiently~! I finally found this! I believe that most people who have just been exposed to basketball in the past few years, especially Chinese (the consequences of watching domestic media reports all day long), like Kobe from the beginning. The reason is 81 points, 50 points in 4 consecutive games, etc. This is typical digitalism. Coincidentally, Kobe himself is a fanatical personal digitalist, and he is also hypocritical, selfish, narrow-minded, arrogant, greedy, and disrespectful. Komies are going to scold, okay, let me tell you one by one. In high school, Kobe was pointed out that he often deliberately caused his team to fall behind, and came out to act heroic at the last moment, regardless of the team's victory or defeat. As we all know, Kobe is still a person who likes to play alone. This is a "good habit" developed since he was a child. It also lets us know one thing. In Kobe's mind since childhood, basketball was not a team sport at all, but a stage for achieving personal heroism. After Adidas broke up with Kobe Bryant, it began to vigorously promote the credo of "the game is five people", which was obviously a satire on Kobe Bryant. Basketball is a team sport, different from tennis and track and field. The rules of the game are which team scores more points wins, not which player scores more points. This is why Kobe can only win the meaningless All-Star Game MVP and cannot win other MVPs, because he is not a team player. As for some people who say that James' statistics in high school were not as good as Kobe's, and Kobe's total points in high school surpassed Chamberlain's, they are obviously a statistician. What I want to say is that the Cavaliers signed a player named Wagner a few years ago, and soon he and this player A player has terminated his contract, and this player scored 100 points in a game in high school, which even James had not scored. Many of the free agents currently on the fringe in the NBA had abnormal statistics in high school, such as scoring 25 points per game, rebounding 15 points, and even blocking 10 shots, etc. Scoring points in high school is easier for Kobe, who is known for his unique play. James is recognized as the strongest high school student in history. His statistics during his senior year are comparable to those during his senior year. When we see James’ performance in winning the Most Improved Award almost every year in the NBA, we dare to say that his performance during his junior to senior years is No progress? In the little emperor's own words, he tried to dominate the game and control the process in his senior year. What's more, the high school game is too easy for James at this time, just like the regular season for O'Neal in 2001 and 2002, there is no need to use all his strength. One controls the game, and the other creates trouble for his own team and takes the opportunity to score points. As the saying goes: Numbers can sometimes be deceiving. The above is Kobe’s high school years.

It was 1996, the "God of Basketball" Jordan was already 33 years old, and the media began to look for the next topical figure. For a time, many successors to the Flyers emerged. Among them, Kobe won the 1997 Slam Dunk Contest championship and was similar in size to Jordan, so he was habitually dubbed Jordan's successor. In fact, the level of that slam dunk contest was really not high. Kobe's main opponents were Finley and Bob Sura. Kobe's highest-scoring dunk in the game didn't even reach 50 points. It was the crotch-switching dunk. The first crotch-switching dunk was not him. It is original and has existed before; secondly, his change of hands is not very obvious and cannot be seen clearly without slowing down the camera, and the change of hands is almost completed before taking off. If this dunk were scored today, it would have scored thirty points. Not bad. If he had participated in the 2000 Dunk Contest, the strongest dunk contest in history, he would have been lucky to have finished fourth (the top three were Carter, Francis, and McGrady, and they all had perfect dunks). Comparing Kobe's dunk with Jordan's is really just a flying man. I believe everyone who has watched Jordan play will be impressed by the elegance of his dunk. Even the ball that was not dunked by the 2002 All-Stars is full of beauty. In comparison, Kobe's dunk is more Stiffness, compared to other dunkers, such as Carter's strength and elasticity, James's fierceness and speed, and McGrady's elegance (those who haven't seen McGrady play during the Magic era should shut up. Terry once said that Carter and McGrady are the best in the league. Two dunkers. In the NBA Live series, Rockets McGrady's dunk value before injury was higher than Kobe's. Kobe's dunk has no advantage. It's just a matter of current events. As a rookie at the time, Kobe arrogantly stated: I came to the NBA to be the greatest player in the history of this sport, otherwise it would be meaningless.

Do you still remember Jordan's touching speech when he retired in 1998? He said that there is no greatest player in this sport. I have achieved what I have achieved today by standing on the shoulders of giants such as Larry Bird and Dr. J. Without them, there would be no me. There will always be people who will surpass me. , the torch will be passed down from generation to generation, and basketball will always be greater than Michael Jordan. This passage seems to be an answer to Kobe's arrogant words. In the 1998 All-Star Game, under the crazy hype of the media, Kobe was selected as the All-Star starter due to his reputation as Jordan's successor. Opposing him was Jordan, who was about to retire. Remember Kobe's arrogant words, so he wanted to challenge Jordan in his twilight years alone. Of course, he touched the ball more than ten times, took more than ten shots, and passed the ball twice. , Jordan regarded him as a junior and played a few tricks with him. At this time, Jordan was not the Jordan of the Wizards, so he naturally played around with Kobe. Unexpectedly, Kobe took it seriously. During his Nth singles against Jordan in the game, Malone looked at him. It's so pitiful that he was covering for the pick-and-roll, but Kobe thought he was in the way and pushed him away. Just imagine what kind of status Malone was at that time. How could he be bullied like this by a junior who was playing as a substitute for the Lakers? In anger, he turned around and left the game. , if they don't show up, the two will have a feud from then on. I watched that All-Star Game, and the impression that Kobe gave me throughout the game was that he was taking shots, taking shots, and taking shots again, just to steal Jordan's limelight (he himself admitted this), but this made George Karl, the coach of the team, even look down on it. Go down and replace him, he scored 18 points in the game. Today, there is also Komi saying that everyone wants to do Jordan's best and prevent Kobe from playing, otherwise the All-Star MVP will be Kobe. Little does he know that his own team's coach was disgusted by Kobe's selfish performance of trying to score points.

Kobe’s greatest luck in life was meeting O’Neal, the most dominant player in NBA history. In 1994, the Magic visited Philadelphia, and the staff brought a teenager to "Penny" Hardaway. The teenager told Hardaway that Hardaway was his idol and he also dreamed of becoming an NBA star. Hardaway had been tying his shoes silently and ignored the boy. O'Neal on the side felt compassion and took the initiative to tell the boy that he had to work hard if he wanted to enter the NBA. With O'Neal's autograph, the boy left the locker room happily. That boy was Kobe. The two later became teammates. O'Neal dedicated the peak of his career to the Lakers and Kobe. After being forced away by Kobe, O'Neal called his relationship with Kobe a bad fate.

When O'Neal was in the Lakers, he was recognized as the team boss and the core of the triangle tactic. In order to restrict him, the league changed the rules many times, such as changing the basket and expanding the three-second zone again (the league was previously a restriction McCann and Chamberlain also did it), and even allowed zone defense, which has been prohibited for more than 50 years! In the 1999-00 season and the 00-01 season playoffs, O'Neal used his perfect performance to illustrate his unprecedented dominance in the league. In the 99-00 season, the Lakers posted the second-best 67 wins and 15 losses in team history. He leads the league in four technical statistics: scoring, rebounding, field goal percentage, and playing time. He ranks second in blocks (the first is Mourning in his peak period), and has won three MVP awards in the regular season, All-Star Game, and championship. ! Kobe missed many finals games due to injury, but O'Neal led the team forward. In the finals, O'Neal averaged nearly 40 points per game, causing the Pacers' insiders to fall off their feet. In the 00-01 season, O'Neal, who had always disdained the regular season and believed that only the playoffs were the real competition, only played 60-70% of his strength in the regular season. Kobe's number of shots also skyrocketed, surpassing O'Neal (but not scoring). The Lakers also lost 11 more games in the regular season than last year. But in the playoffs, O'Neal, a self-proclaimed playoff player, took over the game and the Lakers swept all the way. The record before the finals was a record 11 wins and 0 losses! It only took five games to defeat the 76ers led by regular season MVP Allen Iverson in the finals. Uncle Mu, who was still with the 76ers as the best defensive player of the season, was carried by the Sharks like a big school bag every night. Afterwards, O'Neal was once again undisputedly elected Finals MVP.

Kobe cried while holding the trophy after winning, imitating the way Jordan won the championship for the first time in 1991. Jordan struggled for 7 years and finally became a big business through hard work. You are the second best player in the team and you win the trophy for the second time. What a piece of shit. How can I cry when I meet O'Neal, a prehistoric beast, as my teammate? When reporters interviewed the warrior-like Iverson, he showed his disdain for Kobe Bryant and sincerely praised O'Neal as the best player on the planet. Xiao Ai, who never gave up, admitted defeat for the first time. . In the 01-02 season, Kobe won the All-Star MVP in Philadelphia. Philadelphia is Kobe's hometown. When he lifted the trophy, the audience burst into boos and Kobe even cried. Why is this? Do the people of Philadelphia hate their children that much? Let’s talk about that game. Kobe kept taking shots throughout the game to score points. The defensive intensity of the All-Star Game was low. Generally, scoring depends on the number of shots. He kept making jump shots in the first half and scored 24 points, and immediately scored 8 points in the second half. , and then was pinned to the bench by the coach. The coach of the team was disgusted by what he did again. In the original All-Star Game, everyone was embarrassed to take more shots, and he also performed several difficult moves, but he But he kept shooting jump shots to score points, never tired of it, and the game was not a stalemate. The Western Conference was leading by a large score, but all he could see was the basket. The revelation to me at that time was that as long as you shamelessly score points, anyone can win everything. All-Star Game MVP. The Lakers won two more games in the regular season than last season. This may be due to the decline in Kobe's statistics. Moreover, his three-point shooting percentage reached an astonishing 25, making him the king of outside shooting. This season, Kobe was selected as the NBA's No. 1 player for the first time. lineup, but his votes were lower than Tracy McGrady, who was 9 months younger than him. The playoffs are still dominated by the Sharks. O'Neal defeated the regular season MVP Duncan and the Admirals. The Western Conference finals battled against the Kings for 7 rounds. This battle was extremely tragic. I was on the side of the Kings at that time. Fan Weber. As a result, Divac, who faced O'Neal, fell to the ground more than ten times every night. O'Neal laughed at him for being an actor. The game was tied 3-3 after 6 games. Horry played a major role in this, successfully defending Weber and scoring key goals repeatedly. In Game 7, Peja, who had missed many games, had to come back. The Kings made an abnormal 2 of 20 three-pointers in the game. Before the end of the game, Divac committed 6 fouls and left the game. The game entered overtime. Adelman mistakenly sent Webb He went to defend O'Neal, but O'Neal scored 8 points in overtime and led the Lakers to the Finals. Uncle Mu unfortunately faced the Sharks again in the finals. The Nets, who were running rampant in the Eastern Conference, were ruthlessly swept 0-4. O'Neal once again deservedly won the championship MVP, and finally became the successor to McCann, Chamberlain, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Los Angeles. After that, another center legend! Later, it was reported that the Kings wanted to get O'Neal, and the Lakers' reply was that unless they exchanged the entire Kings team! In the 02-03 season, Kobe's scoring average exceeded O'Neal for the first time. Kobe had 9 consecutive games with 40 points. But at that time, the Lakers were only eighth in the Western Conference. It was also this season that the Lakers stopped in the playoffs. I remember Kobe after they were eliminated. He also shed tears and said that he would definitely practice hard to get revenge during the vacation. Ironically, the sexual assault scandal happened right away. I have to give a small section here because before this incident, Kobe had always been known as a "good boy". He has no tattoos on his body and hides his true face deeply, but he still shows his ferocious look occasionally and talks about a few trivial matters.

In the 1999-00 season, as O'Neal's absolute younger brother, Kobe began to take more shots. This caused dissatisfaction from everyone, including O'Neal and Jackson. Experts also criticized Kobe for being selfish and playing too hard. Alone, the most popular thing at the time was the exchange of Kobe Bryant for Jason Kidd of the Suns. O'Neal had always looked forward to playing with a real point guard. Unfortunately, this transaction failed to succeed due to various reasons. After that, O'Neal and Kobe Bryant had many verbal disputes. O'Neal was very popular in the league. He was kind and simple, lively and cheerful, friendly to others, and was good at entertaining everyone with comedy. O'Neal was the first to come up with the term "OK Group". Once, O'Neal said about Kobe "...you have seen that I often joke with Kobe in training. He is also very talkative and can often tell jokes that young men of his age cannot tell. He loves listening to music. , also has a strong interest in movies. He sometimes pretends to talk to me about how to be a boss.

He's a funny guy... Of all the teammates, Phil was the only one he didn't object to talking to during practice. He believes that only through this can we understand each other and accept each other. Yes, we are good friends now. If he didn't come to training, I think I would die of words. "Of course, this is O'Neal's wishful thinking. When Kobe talked about him, he once said: "O'Neal and I are not good friends, just teammates. "After that, Kobe could actually fall out with such a cute big guy, which shows his character. In the past few years, the Lakers' winning rate when there was a shark but not a shark was much higher than when there was a shark, and the winning rate was even lower when there was a shark but not a shark. At 50.

There is a saying in China that Tracy McGrady and Kobe are good friends. Is this true? A few years ago, this matter was somewhat reliable, but that is the past. It’s gone. In the United States, people all know that McGrady and O’Neal are best friends in the basketball circle. This has been publicly recognized by both parties. Before McGrady became famous, he sweated profusely in O’Neal’s mansion in Orlando every summer. At the 2004 All-Star Game, O'Neal took the initiative to defend McGrady. After a dunk in the 2007 All-Star Game, O'Neal hugged McGrady's head and kissed him affectionately. McGrady then wiped away the kiss mark with a funny look on his face. Before 2005, every time the Magic faced off against the Lakers, he was the focus of the league. At this time, Kobe would put aside the team's collective honor to score points with McGrady. The result is that the Lakers, who are significantly stronger than the Magic, often either lose or win in overtime. Kobe's scores are often similar to McGrady, but other statistics are not as good as McGrady and O'Neal. He also often praised McGrady after the game. I remember that in one game, Kobe gave McGrady a despicable slap on the back, and McGrady ended up in pain. At that time, McGrady was already suffering from a back injury (this was reported by the media in "Sports Weekly"). It is said that Kobe has the fewest friends in the NBA. A few years ago, when reporters interviewed Kobe, when talking about Tracy McGrady, Kobe said that they had not seen each other for a long time, and then he was speechless. There was indeed a short friendship between the two. In the summer, when people played one-on-one, in Kobe's own words, there was a win or a loss, but when he won, it was always a narrow victory, and McGrady always won by a big margin. McGrady's injuries have always been criticized by the Chinese, but this can be done. Do you blame him? Did he want to be injured when nothing happened? And he suffered a back injury. Sakuragi suffered a back injury at the end of SD. You must know that back injuries are the life of a player! What about Kobe? If nothing happens, he will announce that he is injured. He looked very serious, and then went into battle "injured" and was hailed as a hero by everyone, saying that his spirit was as good as Jordan's, but often the injury "quietly" healed after the game. Look at Iverson, his fingers were broken. Still playing, not as bluffing as he did

In the 01-02 season, Jordan came back. I always thought this was the most failed decision in Jordan's life. Even after 9-11, it could not prevent the Flyers from coming back. . These two seasons completely discredited his perfect career, and then the Wizards boss fired Jordan and the Wizards' decision-making team also ridiculed Jordan's comeback as meaningless. However, Jordan still found hope in the NBA. In a game against the Magic in the last season, he and Tracy McGrady had a bitter relationship. The Flyers gave away sneakers to their opponents for the first time, and they were Jordan's favorite Jordan 11s. There were comments that giving away the Jordan 11s showed the Flyers' approval. McGrady is the true successor to his legacy. McGrady is indeed up to par, averaging 32.1 points, 6.5 rebounds, and 5.5 assists per game in a single season. In the past 10 years, only he and James have averaged 30 6 5 per game. That year's All-Star Game was held in Atlanta. Jordan was not selected as the All-Star starter. However, McGrady took the initiative to give up the starting spot to Jordan. In the end, Carter gave up the starting qualification, which shows everyone's admiration for Jordan. At halftime, Jordan tearfully expressed that he was about to say goodbye to the basketball stage he loved all his life. The scene was very sad. Jordan hit an accurate buzzer beater in overtime, and then the Western Conference called a timeout. Kobe Bryant's three-pointer was touched by O'Neal, so he made three free throws. The first one was missed, and the next two were made, and the game entered the second overtime. , the final MVP was won by Garnett.

One thing I want to say here is that some Kobe said that Kobe missed the first free throw on purpose, and also said that Jordan and Kobe secretly exchanged a few words. This kind of statement is ridiculous. Everyone saw that Kobe missed the first free throw. The expression of reluctance after the ball, and then the two free throws after holding back all the energy. Some people will say that I am too subjective, okay, then why did Kobe miss the first free throw on purpose? Show respect for Jordan? Then he shouldn't have taken that three-pointer or deliberately missed more than two free throws. Want Jordan to perform for 5 more minutes? So why take a three-pointer? Then he should make the first two free throws and throw the last one casually into the sky, or make a free throw with his eyes closed like Jordan. How did the fans know that he missed the penalty on purpose? That "intentional" goal almost went in - from this incident we can see some of Ke Mi's nature - she likes YY and lacks rationality. Commies have always liked YY. For example, YY recently showed Kobe Bryant’s victory over Tracy McGrady in high school. YY showed Kobe’s vertical jump of 135cm when he was fourteen (I guess Kobe himself would have blushed when he saw it). YY showed Kobe and Vanessa being like princes and princesses. Fairytale-like love (I’ll talk about it later), YY found out that Kobe did not commit any crime (what’s the basis?). . . ——If there is no penalty, there is no penalty. No matter how sophistical the comians are, it is still sophistry. Remember the 1998 All-Star Game? Kobe is a person who holds a grudge. He had no chance to take advantage of Jordan in 1998. How could he miss it this time? When he was excited and nervous, he missed the first free throw. There is another proof of this matter. After the 2003 All-Star Game, Jordan visited Los Angeles for the last time as a player. Before the game, Jackson said in the Lakers locker room that everyone try to give the ball to Kobe. During the game, Kobe looked like a madman. They are also crazy about scoring points. They couldn't beat Jordan in 1998. Now Jordan is 40 years old. He can no longer run, jump high, shoot inaccurately, and even dunks with difficulty. We must take this perfect opportunity to humiliate him and make him stink. . I don’t know what it means for a 24-year-old player at the peak of his physical fitness to beat a 40-year-old player on the basketball court, but I know that Kobe scored 42 points in the first half of that game, and his hand was not good in the second half. With Jackson limited to 13 points, the game totaled 55 points. Does this make sense for a 40-year-old Jordan? Does this prove that you have surpassed Jordan? He really has the ability to compete with the 24-year-old Jordan! Many of Kobe's moves were secretly learned from Jordan, and his mid-range shot was also taught by Jordan himself (Kobe Bryant made the famous three-pointer at a critical moment against the Jazz in 1997, defeating the Lakers and eliminating the Lakers. O'Neal comforted him after the game, and Jordan looked at him. Poorly pointed out his shooting), he can be called Kobe's teacher. Among the players after Jordan, he sticks out his tongue the most. Kobe will never surpass Jordan, even if his jersey number, No. 24, surpasses Jordan, because he always When imitating Jordan, you can’t escape Jordan’s shadow! After this game, Jackson criticized Kobe for going too far and taking too many shots (this shows that Jackson is very hypocritical. He later wrote a book scolding Kobe, and finally returned to the team because he was greedy for the beauty of Jeanie Buss and the highest coaching salary in history. Lakers, and even Zen Masters), Kobe couldn't listen to what others said, and simply took fewer shots as if out of anger, until Jackson forgave him or even apologized (deliberately taking fewer shots to resist criticism was too common in his career, 04 Against the Kings in 2006, he deliberately didn't take any shots in the second half and scored 8 points; in the second half against the Suns in the 2006 playoffs, I thought something must have happened in the locker room.