Humorous stories and short stories are about 100 words.

In the zoo, a keeper is telling jokes to the pigs and puppies in the zoo. This is very interesting. All the animals laughed except the pig. Later, he told another joke, which was not funny at all. None of the other animals laughed except the pig. The breeder asked the pig: That joke was funny just now, but you didn't laugh. Now this joke is not funny, but you laughed. Why? The pig said, because I thought the first joke was funny! (The pig's reaction is just slow. )

"Classic joke: 100 words" _ Sir, the food you want comes from a friend named Liu, who said that according to the genealogy, the next generation should be called Liu Xing. I said if you want a daughter, you should call her Liu Xingyu. How romantic. He said no, I want one with a handle, and then take a domineering name, Liu Xing Hammer!

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily," just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher! "The teacher said angrily," What shall I do at night? " The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" " The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. From now on. Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. "Teacher:" There is sunshine everywhere. Student: "There are clouds everywhere. "Teacher:" The road is crowded with people. " Student: "There is no one on the road. "Teacher:" Young. " Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand. Student: Lie down Teacher: There is a young man standing on the road. Student: "There is an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." "Teacher:" I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher. "Student:" I stole a teacher and lost a dollar. "Teacher:" No, you can't say that! ""Student: "Correct, you should say so!" "Teacher:" Wrong. "Student:" Correct. "Teacher:" That won't do, it's illegal! " "student:" this is ok, this is a legal act! " Teacher: "I was wrong. Student: "We are right. "Teacher:" Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct! ""Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" "Teacher:" You are so stupid. Student: "We are very smart. "teacher:" stop! " Student: "Go on! Teacher: "You stop now! Stop! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "Student:" We are all geniuses, we say go on! " Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: The teacher listens to us! "Teacher:" All students should listen to the teacher! "Student:" Teachers should listen to students! " Teacher: "Now you stop practicing! ""Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "Teacher:" Are you endless? Student: "We finish what we started! "Teacher:" Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then let's go on! Genius! "... and then the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with a book in his arms. Two grandfathers were playing chess. A young man said to one grandfather, Grandpa, you lost your car. The old man said: then read the car (residence). Young man: Oh, Grandpa, you lost your bike. Uncle, the bike was stolen. There is a mental hospital where many mental patients live. One day, the director of the hospital thought of a way to see the patient's recovery. He said to these patients, come here and draw a door on the wall, saying, "Today, whoever opens this door can go home." Hearing this, the psychopaths swarmed around the painted door. The dean is very touched. He looked at the dean and said something, but the dean was very upset. The patient secretly told the dean, "I have the key here." "