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Make a speech about our dreams in philosophy class at 5: 00, should we? What is this?
On the day of Tao, the similar expanded religious law of "dust does not stain dust, water does not wash water" was diluted on the altar. When blind pursuit becomes a little interesting and boiling, human spirit will be abstracted into an individual who transcends the body, turning secular desires into redundant ones to soak in common customs; God has been purified in this way, and the "ghost" parasitic on human body has been eliminated; You are holy! The way of Buddhism and Taoism is to look back and smile when you are awake. I'm afraid I didn't think of it anyway; But it's true ... no wonder as the saying goes, "the prodigal son never changes his money"! This is what I'm talking about. Too big to even bother to vent your nostrils; When it can be jacked, it is really not easy.
The thorough wind blows the cold ice and snow into the blazing heart, but what kind of blazing flame burns; Even the most serious philosophy cannot explain the most basic physics of the same kind, and will draw the opposite conclusion; However, the phenomenon is repeated, and the existing oil fields have been divided many times, turning into hot heat waves and calcining in nature; From then on, the four seasons are transformed into four seasons, which makes people enjoy it. When the elements such as "gold, wood, water, fire and earth" in the Eight Diagrams become allusions in the Book of Changes, the dialectical analysis of fortunes actually becomes a grasp; Zhou Wenwang, who was sentenced to death, set foot on the first road of the new world. Confucius, who was born in humble background, became a more and more famous saint with his reading skills of "Bian Wei's three unique skills" and accompanied by his own "self-denial and self-surrender". Flowing in the blood of children and grandchildren, developing in the circulation of students, slowly relaxing and moistening everything in the strong wind of culture. ...
You didn't expect that, did you? ! It believes that the greatness of culture lies in its distributability, but it never goes out and never stops; Waiting and existence are the source of its success. But never complain; Piece of cake! Eat, don't eat, there is nothing; Life comes from choice, not choice. Laugh off the decision. When science becomes a classic of business, the worthless Aristotle can be metaphysical, and Einstein really becomes a theory of relativity, but buying and selling is worthless-because people only believe what is put in the basket, but they don't know what is in it. Although it exists, it never needs a penny in use! Therefore, it can only be firmly established in the name of things, which is called value, real name is called "intellectual property", and existence in name only is called "cognitive essence" or "regular existence".
It is time. The walking storm shook the branches of the leaves and awakened the dream; Most of the rice in a pillow is not true, but its aftertaste is sweet, which will definitely arouse your memory to pursue it in real reality, but it is entirely possible to become true; Zhuang Zhoumeng Butterfly, a song called "Kun Peng Spread Your Wings", always compares the splendor of a successful bird feast with the darkness in Wan Li, feeling worse than a frog in the well. Jiang Taigong is here, and his wife is a poor god. On New Year's Eve, every household refused, and the sparse lock of the air door fluttered to her, leaving only one sentence "There is water under the bridge" as an eternal joke!
Wake up and indulge in fame and fortune. Recover and pursue "coming and going".
Only eternal fame, it exists silently; It is valuable to pour real philosophy into your mind;
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