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What gaffes have you done after drinking?

At that time, I was young and worked in a small factory. A friend of mine came to see me at 2 pm and wanted me to help him get 2 Jin of iron red paint, saying it was for painting the gate, so I got him 2 Jin at that time. He said, let's go! Let's find a place to have a drink, and I promised. We found a restaurant and called two friends. The four of us drank 4 Jin of liquor, and we rented a tricycle to go home. Home is more than ten miles from the county seat. When I got to my hometown and got sleepy, I fell down! His voice was so loud that I suddenly opened my eyes and saw that it was broken! He jumped from the car to the ground, covered in blood. I broke out in a cold sweat and the drivers of three cars braked immediately. We put him on a tricycle and turned and ran to the county seat. We went to the emergency room without saying anything. The doctor immediately found out the reason, took off his coat and wiped his face. At this time, the embarrassment came out! No one was hurt. Too much wine! I don't know. I spilled paint all over, and all three of us were embarrassed. Paid the manual fee to the hospital. Gone in despair! Decades have passed, but when I think about it, I feel distressed.