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What city is Chengdu?

In Chengdu, time is life. God has endowed Chengdu with the generous welfare of "flood and drought follow people, no hunger, no famine year". Because I have money, I am leisurely. Therefore, Chengdu is rated as the most livable city in China, and it has a unique leisure culture. ?

There are countless teahouses and dragon gate arrays in Chengdu, endless best-selling newspapers and small mahjong, low-income enjoyment and endless beauty ... The rhythm of the whole city is very different from that of modern cities, so leisure in Chengdu is the temperament in the bones. ?

"Eating" culture?

"Food is the most important thing for the people, and taste is the first thing to eat". In Chengdu, you can eat all kinds of delicious food and snacks with less money. There are famous old ladies, Korean steamed buns, husband and wife lung slices, dragon wonton, Lai Tangyuan, and mouth-watering string incense. ?

In the summer night in Chengdu, we can often see such a scene: several shirtless men are sitting on the street or in the alley, surrounded by a earthen stove made of stone, holding a thin stick made of iron or bamboo in their hands, while drinking beer and chewing things heartily. They are sweating and blowing fans beside them, but they are willing to sit by the fire and "pay for the punishment." Don't be surprised. No city can eat a kind of "culture" by "eating" like Chengdu. ?

Such good food naturally produces so many beautiful women. No wonder the news media in Chengdu always like to publicize that Chengdu is "the first city in China". The women here are watery, beautiful and temperament, and what is more commendable is that they attach great importance to feelings. In the streets of Chengdu, you can often see a gentle and beautiful beauty next to an unattractive man. ?

"Play" culture?

Chengdu people like to drink tea, so there are many teahouses in the streets and alleys of Chengdu. Here, you can see white-haired old people, young gentlemen, beautiful ladies and naive children. They chat, read books, read newspapers and listen to Sichuan Opera in the teahouse. Their carefree appearance makes people feel that they are living in "Tao Yuanming's Xanadu". Therefore, if you want to find someone in Chengdu, you don't have to go to a bar or a cinema. You can go to the teahouse to find the person you are looking for. ?

"Nongjiale" is a great invention of Chengdu citizen culture. For 15 or 20 yuan, you can take care of food, play and delivery in suburban farmers. Here, you can stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, away from the high decibel noise of the city and the repression of reinforced concrete, and breathe the natural and fresh air of the original ecology in the countryside. You can also sing two poems of Tang poetry and Song poetry to the green hills and white clouds, or shout a few folk songs to vent some melancholy. ?

Chengdu people advocate three treasures: mahjong, football and lottery. "Ten families play mahjong, and two families lack one", which is a popular saying in Chengdu. Since the start of 1994 League A, the 40,000 seats in Chengdu Sports Center have suddenly become popular, and the normal attendance rate is 100%. If you are a "die-hard fan", you can let go of your voice and shout "All-Star Team". If you shout for three days and nights, no one will call you "crazy" because football has become an indispensable part of Chengdu. Lottery machines abound in Chengdu. It is said that the enthusiasm of Chengdu people to buy lottery tickets has gradually changed from recent gambling to a big problem that supports the face of Sichuan people. ?

Chengdu is also a city with rich cultural accumulation. Chengdu is a place rich in poets. No wonder there is a joke that "Chengdu people don't understand poetry when they look at outsiders". In Chengdu, if you are dragged to a bar by a friend, you will find that you are "literate but uneducated" when you walk into the white night book bar opened by Yongming Zhai. Although there are not many books in it, when you sit in the cultural atmosphere created by a poet, you can only feel a profound cultural infection. What's more, all your friends in Chengdu who chat with you discuss poetry and harvest pure literary publications as everyone else. ?

"Tourism" culture?

Chengdu is a tourist city. There are many scenic spots in Zhong Ling, including Qionghai, Luoji Mountain, Land Rover Lake, Du Fu Caotang, Wuhou Temple, Dujiangyan and Qingyang Palace.

There is a joke that people in Chengdu are proud of: Donald Tsang, Financial Secretary of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, broke away from convention and used grass green in his final accounts report. Sensitive Hong Kong reporters asked questions about this. Donald Tsang said, I have just returned from Sichuan, and the landscape of Jiuzhaigou is this color, and the beautiful scenery there makes me unforgettable. There are four internationally famous scenic spots around Chengdu: Jiuzhaigou-Huanglong, Leshan-Emei Mountain, Dujiangyan-Qingcheng Mountain and Sanxingdui Site. China's largest characteristic eco-tourism project "Chengdu Wild World" is about to start in Jintang County, Chengdu. ?

Chengdu has a long history of tourism culture. Here you can go to Dujiangyan and pick up Li Bing's footsteps. You can visit Zhu Gekongming in Wuhou Temple. You can touch the poet's soul in Du Fu's thatched cottage, listen to Du Fu's bitter rhythm about Hu Mahe, or go to Qingcheng Mountain to feel that Qingcheng Mountain is still in the world?

Some people joke that it is a miracle of the world. The Great Wall has only ornamental value and lost its practical value, but Dujiangyan in Chengdu has both ornamental value and practical value. When you see the fish mouth, if you know that it is still irrigating on its own10 million mu of fertile land, you will definitely respect the Erwang Temple.