Do you have any really funny jokes? Don’t bother me if it’s not funny, if you are the one...

1. One day I was shopping with my good friend (I always called her Teacher Tai) and we happened to pass by a store that bought TV products. It happened that a photo of Teacher Tai was displayed inside. I deliberately teased her and shouted: "Look at Master," she said something violent. What are you looking at? Am I not next to you? You would be embarrassed to call her that (pretending to be shy). I fell down laughing!

2. A child who was just one month old fell from upstairs! One of the goalkeepers saw the big brother and rushed over to catch the child! While the onlookers were applauding, he patted the child and then kicked it with his big foot. . . .

3. Once, I was in class at school. Suddenly I heard some noises.

The teacher immediately shouted: "Who is talking, stand up for me!"

A student stood up. The teacher scolded: "Repeat what I said!"

The student whispered: "..."

The teacher said: "Loudly Say!"

The student said: "Oh, repeat what I said!"

In the classroom...

4. Three rabbits wanted to see what their poop looked like, so they launched a poop beauty competition. The requirement was that they could not pinch it with their hands. The competition began. The first rabbit was bigger and the second rabbit was longer. The big one is round, and the big one of the third rabbit is star-shaped. Why? They didn't pinch it with their hands. The answer is: it did beauty treatment on the place where they pooped!

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