Funny jokes of network engineers

1. A good programmer is the kind of person who has to look at both sides when crossing a one-way street. (Doug Linde)

Don't worry when there is something wrong with the program. If all goes well, you will lose your job. (Mosher's Law of Software Engineering)

The trouble with programmers is that you can't figure out what he is stirring up. When you finally figure it out, it may be too late. (Seymour Cray, the father of supercomputers)

I think most people know the common virtues of a programmer. Of course, there are three kinds: lazy, irritable and arrogant. (Larry Wall, inventor of Perl language)

5. Keep this mentality when programming: It's as if the person who is going to maintain your code in the future is a cruel psycho, and he knows where you live. (Martin Golding)

6. Bad software written by one person will bring another full-time job. (Jessica gaston)

7. If construction workers build houses like programmers write software, the first flying woodpecker can destroy human civilization. (gerald m. weinberg)

Most experts believe that the most likely way to destroy the world is an accident. That's why we are here. We are computer experts, and we make accidents. (Nathaniel Borenstam)

There is a particularly strange phenomenon in our industry: not only do we not learn from failures, but we also do not learn from successes. (Keith Braithwaite)

10. Once a new technology becomes popular, you can either sit still or become a paving stone. (Stuart Brand)

1 1. If it doesn't succeed at once, it's called 1.0. (unknown)

12. All programmers are screenwriters and all computers are bad actors. (anonymous hacker actor)

13. The sooner you fall behind the work schedule, the more time you have to catch up with it. (anonymous scheduler)

14. When such a programming language appears: it allows programmers to program in simple English, you will find that programmers can't speak English at first. (Anonymous linguist)

15. Why do we always have time to do things too much, but not to do them right? (Anonymous)

16. Even a fool can write a program that a computer can understand. Good programmers write human-readable code.

17. If you don't read any code for more than 6 months, when you read it again, it looks like someone else wrote it. (Eagleson Law)