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A postscript to Dream of Red Mansions?
Sister Feng said with a smile: "I said they don't need anyone to worry about it, and they will be fine on their own. My ancestors didn't believe it, so they definitely asked me to go and talk about it. When I got there to talk about it, the two of them fell down. Compensating for one thing is not enough. Smiling and complaining, it is like "Yellow Eagle caught the kite's foot." The two are already locked, and there is no one to talk about it. "("A Dream of Red Mansions" Chapter 30)
Hongyu said: "Don't be angry with them. As the saying goes, "If you build a tent thousands of miles away, there will be no banquet that lasts forever." Who will guard whom for the rest of their lives? After three or five years, everyone went on to do their own thing. Who cares about whom then? "("A Dream of Red Mansions" Chapter 26)
Then Hu Zhengqing's heart was filled with fifteen buckets, seven up and eight down. ("Water Margin" Chapter 26)
The traveler smiled and said: " Old official, you can't predict anyone. I've been strong since I was a child, and I've been born with a strong sense of beauty! " ("Journey to the West" Chapter 67)
Jia Mu said: "I don't believe it, otherwise it would be you who caused the ghost. Now you can still say, "A camel has escaped from the flock - you are the only one who is bigger". You can make a fuss again. "("Dream of Red Mansions" Chapter 88)
Wang Qing saw the benefits and felt his heart beat like a deer. His bones were weak and his muscles were numb, like a snow lion turning toward the fire. He softened half of his body in an instant. ("Water Margin" Chapter 101 )
Bajie said: "You black guy is ignorant! It's ugly, but it still has some flavor. It has been said since ancient times: 'The skin and flesh are rough, the bones are strong, each has its own merits. '" ("Journey to the West" Chapter 93)
Ms. Liu spat: "...but your aunt, aunt, and two or three relatives are in charge of it. Why don't you ask for it from them? Come and ask for it from me. This is like 'the warehouse mouse and the old stork went to borrow food - some were guarding, but some were flying'. "(Chapter 61 of "A Dream of Red Mansions")
Jia Zhen said with a smile: "So they are honest people in farming, and they don't know what is going on behind the scenes. They use yellow cypress wood as a hammer - they are decent on the outside but miserable on the inside. " (Chapter 53 of "A Dream of Red Mansions")
Bajie said: "This is exactly what the saying goes: 'The tofu boat has capsized in the sea, the soup comes in, and the water goes out. ’ Now that his fan is rare, how can he keep his master alive? Go back and take another route to his mother! "("Journey to the West" Chapter 81)
Sister Feng said: "That's not what you said. Your hand is narrow, I know it very well, why should I bother you for nothing? If you want me to accept this thing, you must make it clear to me first. If you hold your bones and expose your flesh like this (hesitating), I won't accept it. "("Dream of Red Mansions" Chapter 88)
When the demon heard this, he laughed loudly and said: "This is called a 'fly on the snake's head, self-provided food and clothing' you little ones! Hurry up and catch up, take the future with me! I have many rewards here. "("Journey to the West" Chapter 28)
Sister Feng said: "...You know, among all the housekeepers and grandmothers in our family, which one is easy to deal with? If something is wrong, they will joke and make fun of it; if something is wrong, they will point fingers and complain. ‘Sitting on a mountain and watching tigers fight’, ‘borrowing swords to kill’, ‘bringing wind and blowing fire’, ‘standing on a dry bank’, and ‘pushing over oil bottles without helping them’ are all martial arts skills.
"(Chapter 16 of "A Dream of Red Mansions")
Jia Baoyu's maid—Xi Ren
Wang Xifeng killed Second Sister You—cruel and vicious
Grandma Liu went out of the Grand View Garden - returned with a full load
Lin Daiyu buried flowers - lamented her fate
Jia Baoyu lived in the small west house - said whatever she wanted
Cao Xueqin of Zhengbai Banner - really unique
Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - dazzled
(1) The afterwords in the Dream of Red Mansions
1 arm folded Hiding in sleeves - hiding one's suffering (Chapter 7 Jiao Da)
2 Sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight - reap the benefits (Chapter 16 Wang Xifeng)
3 Borrow a sword Killing - without showing traces (Chapter 16 Wang Xifeng)
4 Drawing wind and blowing fire - not much effort (Chapter 16 Wang Xifeng)
5 Stop on the dry shore - No Getting involved in trouble (Chapter 16 Wang Xifeng)
6 Pushing down the oil bottle and not helping him - Too lazy (Chapter 16 Wang Xifeng)
7 Dog bites Lu Dongbin - Unaware Anyway (Chapter 25 Caixia)
Putting up a long tent for 8 thousand miles - there is no banquet that lasts (Chapter 26 Hongyu)
A lampstand 9 feet long - Zhao Jian You can't see your own house in the light (Chapter 19: Aunt Li)
10 The yellow eagle caught the kite's foot - and buckled the ring (Chapter 30: Wang Xifeng)
11 Gold The hairpin fell into the well - the one who has you is only yours (Chapter 30 The Golden Hairpin)
12 The camel seller from the nine countries - soliciting business everywhere (Chapter 46 Mandarin Duck)
13 Song Huizong's eagle, Zhao Ziang's horse - both are good paintings (Chapter 46 Yuanyang)
14 The number one scholar Po'er is full of juice - full of happy events (Chapter 46 Yuanyang) )
15 Yellow cypress wood is used as a mallet - decent on the outside but miserable on the inside (Chapter 53 Jia Zhen)
16 A deaf man sets off firecrackers - dispersed (Chapter 54 Wang Xifeng)
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17 Plum Blossom Worships the Hand—Both are Slaves (Chapter 60: Fangguan)
18 The barn mouse and the old bird went to borrow food—no one was guarding, but some were flying (Chapter 61 Return to the Liu family)
19 Mixed noodles under the clear water - you eat it and I see it (Chapter 65, Sanjie You)
20 See the Son of Man with the movie on the stage - at least don't poke it Break this layer of paper (Chapter 65, Sanjie You)
21 There is a sore on the mouse’s tail - so much pus and blood (Chapter 68, Wang Xifeng)
22 The backbone is gone The true soul - scared to death (Chapter 68 Wang Xifeng)
23 The gourd with its mouth sawed off - speechless (Chapter 68 Wang Xifeng)
24 Green onions mixed with tofu - Qing The innocent white (Chapter 74, Mrs. Wang)
25 Can wear her head to make a hat - not even a little bit rich (Chapter 75, Yuanyang)
26 The sheep ran away from the flock The camel is here - you are the only one (Chapter 88 Jia Mu)
27 Holding the bones and exposing the flesh - hesitating (Chapter 88 Wang Xifeng)
28 The tail is burnt Shaozi - Juehou (Chapter 117 Everyone)
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